第1节

Section 1

I have a fiancée named Guye; I have a bunch of lolis at home, named Illya, Miyu, Chloe...
I also have a very large fan club named Type-Moon.
Life should have been very happy, after all, I have a house and a car, but - Guye: "Tianyang, the world will of XX world has sent a message, asking you to go there to solve the change."
Mashu: "Senior Tianyang, it's bad, Miss Nobunaga went to Honnoji to demolish the house!"
Holmes: "Master, I heard that Moriarty went to blow up the Reichenbach Falls, do you want me to stop him?"
Tianyang: "Oh my God! Can you guys just be quiet?"

我有一个未婚妻，名字叫做盖耶； 我家里养了一大堆萝莉，名字叫做伊莉雅、美游、克洛伊......我还有一个十分庞大的后援团，名字叫做型月。本来生活应该很美满的，毕竟有房有车啥也不缺，但是—— 盖耶：“天阳，XX世界的世界意志传话来了，要你去他那里解决一下异变。”玛修：“天阳前辈，不好了，信长小 姐跑去本能寺搞拆迁了！”福尔摩斯：“Master，听说莫里亚蒂那家伙跑去炸莱辛巴赫瀑布，要不要我去拦一下？”天阳：“我的神啊！你们这帮家伙能给我消停一下吗？”