第1章 人，泥嚎！

People, howl in the mud!

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

无CP+小动物+死神体质+护短
穿书炮灰恋爱脑有钱有颜大小姐隋暖，隋暖一脚踹掉软饭硬吃男朋友，转身买了前世自己梦寐以求的顶配钓具，兴致勃勃投入了自己毕生爱好：钓鱼事业。
　　男人算什么？哪有自己钓上大鱼来的爽快？
　　只是她才找到一个好钓点坐下，旁边一条小蛇语气懒洋洋，“人，你来这钓鱼就对了，有大惊喜哦~”
　　隋暖懵逼，她穿书了，还有了个金手指，好像是……能听懂个别动物说话？
　　这简直、太好了，晚上来钓鱼终于不至于那么孤单了。
　　隋暖满脸好奇，“有什么惊喜？”
　　蛇满脸惊恐，“见鬼，这人是个蛇精病！居然不怕蛇，还和蛇打听八卦。”
　　隋暖很熟练的投料打窝，这蛇是条逗比，确信！
　　只是一个小时后，隋暖看着自己钩子勾上来的东西，她缓缓陷入了沉思……
　　还真有大惊喜啊？！
　　隋暖转头看旁边通体黑黢黢的蛇蛇抛出橄榄枝，“要不要跟着姐？姐带你吃香的喝辣的。”
　　蛇蛇：？
　　……
　　从那天起，隋暖就好像被什么缠上了，去哪都能遇到点小惊喜。
　　钓鱼钓到的不是鱼，而是人民碎片。
　　出去玩玩的不是快乐，而是心跳。
　　从此，隋暖成了报警专线员常客，犯罪者天敌。