第1章 亏钱返利系统绑定我

Loss money rebate system bind me

Liu Ziyang lay slumped on the creaking, broken sofa in his rented apartment, staring at the "Balance less than 100 yuan" notification on his phone screen. His temples throbbed. Just three days ago, he was a project manager at an internet company; now, he was part of the unemployed masses, without enough money in his pocket to even cover next week's rent.

"Grrrrumble—" His stomach growled at an inconvenient moment. He fished out the last packet of instant noodles from the fridge, three days past its expiry date. Just as he tore open the packaging, his phone screen suddenly went black, then a flashy, golden interface popped up.

[Ding! Host detected in a life low point, "Loss Rebate" System is binding...]

刘子洋瘫在出租屋吱呀作响的破沙发上，盯着手机屏幕上“余额不足100元”的提醒，太阳穴突突直跳。三天前他还是某互联网公司的项目经理，此刻却成了失业大军里的一员，兜里的钱连下星期的房租都凑不齐。
“咕噜噜——”肚子不合时宜地叫起来，他摸出冰箱里最后一包过期三天的泡面，刚撕开包装，手机突然屏幕一黑，紧接着弹出个花里胡哨的金色界面。
【叮！检测到宿主处于人生低谷，“亏钱返利”系统正在绑定……】