第1章 史上最快塌房顶流

The fastest collapse of the roof in history

Su Luo transmigrated to a parallel world. A video of him modeling before his debut went viral, making him the fastest top celebrity ever to crash and burn. But unexpectedly, he activated the [Resentment Collection System] —as long as he triggered someone emotionally, he could trade their rage for entertainment works!

Well then.

Su Luo decided to go all out and offend everyone equally!

Fan: “Got any recommendations for harem power-trip novels? The kind where the guy keeps collecting girls and slaps faces all the way!”

Su Luo: “Absolutely, bro. Try My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant. Perfect for reading alone at night. Guaranteed satisfaction!”

After reading:

Fan: “All the female leads are gone by the end, and the guy dies alone?!”

Fan: “What the h*ll?! Who wrote this crap?!”

Fan: “Lured the dog in just to kill it?!”

Su Luo: “Not to brag, but that would be yours truly. ^^”
[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

Fan: “Got any recommendations for an action-packed, hot-blooded battle manga?”

Su Luo: “Try Attack on Titan! Totally epic fight scenes—teens slashing titans, insane comeback arcs, Wings of Freedom is ridiculously cool!!”

After reading:

Fan: “Don’t tell me… the author of this manga is also…”

Su Luo: “Bingo. That’s me too, hehe ^^.”
[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

“Want to hear something soothing and healing?”

“Let me see~ To Ease Sorrow, Mercury Records, The Lonely Patient… How’s that? Depressing enough for ya?”

…

When a reporter asked Su Luo if he wasn’t worried about pissing everyone off and getting blacklisted in the entertainment industry, Su Luo was overjoyed:

“Blacklisted? That’s amazing! Honestly, I wrote my resume backwards—celebrity on the side, full-time male model.”

So!

Worst case, he’d just quit the scene and go back to being a male model~


苏洛穿越平行世界，因出道前当男模的视频流出，成为了史上最快塌房的顶流，却意外激活【怨气收集系统】——只要让人破防就能兑换文娱作品！
既然如此。
苏洛只好放飞自我，平等的得罪每一个人！
粉丝：“有没有后宫爽文小说推荐？要那种一路收妹、无敌打脸的！”
苏洛：“有的兄弟有的，这本《我的26岁女房客》最适合晚上一个人看，包爽！”
看完后，粉丝：“最后女主全没，男主孤独终老？！”、“我热烈的马！这书谁写的？”、“把狗骗进来杀？”
苏洛：“不才，正是区区在下^^。”
【来自粉丝的怨气值+99999】
粉丝：“那有没有热血战斗的漫画推荐？战斗爽那种！”
苏洛：“我推荐《进击的巨人》​绝对的热血战斗番！少年砍巨人、高燃逆袭，自由の翼帅炸天！！”
看完后，粉丝：“这漫画的作者该不会是....”
苏洛：“你猜对了，这漫画的作者也是我，嘻嘻^^。”
【来自粉丝的怨气值+99999】
“想听治愈系歌曲？”
“我看看哈~《消愁》、《水星记》、《孤独患者》…怎么样，够致郁吗？”
……
当苏洛被记者提问，这样得罪人不怕在娱乐圈混不下去吗？
苏洛​​狂喜：“封杀？太好了！其实我简历写反了——副业明星、主业男模。”
所以！
大不了退圈回去当男模~