第1章 001：陌生来客 

001: Strange Visitor

The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?
Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.
Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.
Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?
Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?
Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.

唱唱反调今日访谈——你认为最悠闲的霍格沃茨教职工是谁？
  米勒娃·麦格：虽然也要视情况而定，我个人认为是布莱恩。
  阿不思·邓布利多：不是布莱恩么？要是算上那群神奇动物们就另当别论了。
  切特·布莱恩：除了我和海格之外的谁吗？
  记者：方便问一下你手上拿的这三箱东西是什么吗？
  切特·布莱恩：啊，这当然是我和海格今天的睡前小酒。朋友，你来霍格沃茨一趟挺辛苦的，愿意的话晚上跟我们一起喝一杯吧。