第1章 宇智波的心理医生

Uchiha's psychiatrist

Kakashi: He is the greatest psychiatrist, he healed my trauma!

Itachi: Listen to me, thank you, if it weren’t for you, I would have gotten over the psychological trauma long ago!!!

Danzo: There's a traitor among us... Wait, why are you looking at me like that?

Black Zetsu: I don’t know why, but I feel like I’ve always been living in his shadow. He can predict every step of my plan!

Uchiha Madara: Uchiha Sogetsu, I think you are a bit too extreme...

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During the Fourth Shinobi World War, tens of thousands of ninjas were on high alert. Uchiha Munetsuki pushed his glasses and smiled slightly: "Who gave you the illusion that a psychiatrist... is weak?"

On that day, a gray-white dragon stood on the earth like a majestic god.

Anyone who sees it will become mentally disturbed, have distorted thoughts, and become crazy.

卡卡西：他是最伟大的心理医生，是他治愈了我的创伤！
鼬：听我说，谢谢你，如果不是你，我早就走出心理阴影了！！！
团藏：我们中出了一个叛徒.....等等，你们为什么用那种奇怪的眼神看着我？
黑绝：不知道为什么，我感觉自己一直活在他的阴影里，他能预料到我的每一步计划！
宇智波斑：宇智波宗月，我觉得你有点太极端了......
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第四次忍界大战，数万忍者联军严阵以待，宇智波宗月推了推眼镜，微微一笑：“是谁给你们的错觉，觉得一位心理医生......很弱？”
那一日，灰白色的巨龙，如巍峨神灵屹立于大地之上。
凡目视者，无不精神错乱，思绪扭曲，癫疯发狂。