第1章 双尾蝎

Double-tailed scorpion

Party A's project requirements: A drone with long flight time and high payload, preferably able to drop the express delivery over the customer's head.
Chen Chen took out a drone with a range of 2000 kilometers and a load capacity of 2.8 tons, and named it the Double-Tailed Scorpion.
Project delivery on the day.
Party A looked at the military officer standing next to the plane with a paint bucket and asked in confusion: "This is my courier plane."
"Oh yeah, we want to use it for delivery too. Take your money and stay away from my plane!"
Seeing Party A crying, Chen Chen couldn't bear it and decided to get them a better one and redeem the Twin-tailed Scorpion.
Party A thought it made sense: "They can't take it all, right?"
Before the test flight.
The military held up the project plan with Reuters: “They can’t have them all, right?”
So he went there again with the paint bucket.
“They really have them all!”
Party A: “They really took it all!”
……
Seeing that Party A had nothing in his hands, Chen Chen's head started buzzing.
"As a company dedicated to protecting people's livelihood, I will definitely help you drop the express delivery on your customers' heads!"
Seeing the bee swarm delivery plan proposed by Chen Chen, Party A also regained its confidence.
"How can a child cry every day, how can a gambler lose every day, I bet he can leave one for us!"
Upon hearing this, the military appeared with paint buckets: "Gamblers don't deserve sympathy."
Party A cried: "Don't you have your own designer?

甲方项目要求：长航时，高业载的无人机，最好能把快递扔在客户头上。
陈晨掏出了一架航程2000公里，载重2.8吨的无人机，定名为双尾蝎。
项目交付当天。
甲方看着军方提着油漆桶站在飞机旁，满脸问号：“这是我的快递机啊。”
“啊对，我们也想用它送快递。拿着你的钱，离我飞机远一点！”
看着甲方哭成泪人，陈晨于心不忍，决定替他们搞一架更好的，把双尾蝎赎回来。
甲方觉得很有道理：“他们总不能全拿走吧？”
试飞前。
军方拿着路透的项目计划：“他们不能全都有吧？”
于是再次提着油漆桶前往。
“他们还真的全都有！”
甲方：“他们还真的全拿走啊！”
……
看到甲方手里空空如也，陈晨脑瓜子嗡嗡的。
“作为一架致力于保障民生的企业，我一定帮你们把快递扔在客户头上！”
眼瞧陈晨提出的蜂群送货计划，甲方也重振旗鼓。
“哪有小孩天天哭，哪有赌徒天天输，我赌他能给我们留一款！”
闻言，军方提着油漆桶出现：“赌徒不值得同情。”
甲方哭了：“你们就没有自己的设计师吗!?”