我是瓦尔迪

i'm vardy

大球星逗比系统

Big star funny system

最喜欢粉嫩嫩的菊花

Favorite pink chrysanthemum

奔跑吧少年

run boy

他会瞬移么？

Will he teleport?

像个刺客

like an assassin

我是球探

I'm a scout

我愿意

i would

自作多情

self-indulgent

让我去打工？

let me go to work?

签约曼联

Sign with Manchester United

我1定会超越这些球星的

I will definitely surpass these stars

正式版系统

Official version system

对着挂历撸管

jerk off to the calendar

史密斯夫妇

Mr and Mrs Smith

弗格森考察

Ferguson Expedition

租借出去

rent out

埃弗顿

Everton

要尽快买车

buy a car asap

美女记者

beauty reporter

任务完成一/三

Mission completed one/three

系统商店

system store

难过的安妮

sad anne

进入大名单

Enter the big list

和曼联球迷打招呼

Say hello to Manchester United fans

替补出场

Substitute

都给我跪下吧

kneel down for me

胜曼联

win over Manchester United

让你高攀不起

make you unable to climb high

可能心动了

maybe excited

经纪人的问题

Broker problem

小弗格森

little ferguson

再次替补和加练

Substitute and practice again

反正他们都不喜欢你

They don't like you anyway

我来了！

I am coming!

3张红牌

3 red cards

求闷死

beg to suffocate

这1夜

this night

任务要完成啊

Mission to be done

复仇的机会

chance for revenge

放放水吧

let's water

铲断他的腿

shovel his leg

还不许有梦想么？

Shouldn't you have a dream?

死缠烂打

stalker

你男朋友？

your boyfriend?

杀马特造型

Kill Matt Styling

鸟人瓦尔迪

Birdman Vardy

新技能get√

New skills get√

继续冲吧

go ahead

我真没想得黄牌

I really didn't expect a yellow card

续约？

Renew?

周薪3万

30,000 weekly salary

你夜御10女行了吧

Are you 10 girls in the night?

有没有特殊服务？

Are there any special services?

帅不过5秒

Handsome but 5 seconds

我知道有种药...

I know there is a drug...

我很喜欢你的歌

i like your song

任务完成了？

Mission accomplished?

你是魔鬼

you are the devil

这是1个忧伤的故事

This is a sad story

3脚门框

3 foot door frame

不是每个球员都叫克洛泽

Not every player is named Klose

我好像忘了点什么

I seem to have forgotten something

购买特性碎片

Buy Feature Shards

我可能无缘金靴了...

I may miss the golden boots...

很欢乐的吉祥物

very happy mascot

给裁判红牌

Red card to referee

实力抢头条

Strength grabs the headlines

布加迪我买不起

I can't afford a Bugatti

我做了1个梦

I had a dream

花样捆绑

Bundling

第1脚触球就......摔跤！

1st touch of the ball...wrestling!

我就是要进球

I just want to score

干了广告牌......

Dried up the billboards...

最好是维多利亚本人

Preferably Victoria herself

10分钟不碰球

10 minutes without touching the ball

放屁崩他

fuck him

整面看台的屁股

full stand butt

我不会系鞋带

I can't tie my shoelaces

教练喊你下场啦！

The coach is calling you out!

不给糖果就捣乱

Trick or Treat Without Candy

猫女和僵尸

catwoman and zombies

我愿意和你在1起

i would like to be with you

输给了1个女人

lost to a woman

让我思考人生？

Make me think about life?

光头组合

Bald combination

哪个是瓦尔迪？

Which is Vardy?

瓦尔迪·赵4

vardy cho 4

我1定可以的

I can definitely

你撕我裤衩干什么？

Why are you tearing my panties?

凌波微步

Limbo Microstep

被大巴车忘了

forgotten by the bus

找上门

come to you

我有经纪人啦

I have an agent

不剃头就弄死你

I'll kill you if you don't shave

把牌给瓦尔迪吧

Give the cards to Vardy

说说更新的事儿

Talk about an update

解了对手的鞋带

Untie the opponent's shoelaces

短剧庆祝

Skit Celebration

I am Vardy

Reporter: May I ask Mr. Scolari, if Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?

Scolari: Of course, save Quaresma first, because Ronaldo will tightly hug Quaresma’s thigh, and he will follow, although I think Quaresma may kick him again and again. Go on…

Quaresma said that he really only wants to play quietly, take the championship quietly, and quietly become the first person in the world football, but there are always a group of teasers around to prevent him from playing well. .

I am also helpless!

记者：请问斯科拉里先生，如果夸雷斯马和C罗这对葡萄牙的黄金兄弟同时掉进水里，你会先救谁？　　斯科拉里：当然是先救夸雷斯马，因为C罗会紧紧抱住夸雷斯马的大腿，也就跟着上来了，虽然我觉得夸雷斯马可能会一脚再把他踹下去......　　夸雷斯马表示，他真的只想安安静静的踢球，安安静静的拿冠军，安安静静的成为世界足坛第一人，可身边总有一群逗逼不让自己好好踢球。　　我也很无奈的！　　继《我是瓦尔迪》后大布打造《我是》三部曲的第二部，欢迎入坑！　　王大布竞技群：553129675，大家可以进来聊一聊。               
              
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我是夸雷斯马

I am Quaresma

Başlıklar	I am Vardy 我是瓦尔迪
Durum	Completed
Eklenme Tarihi	14 Kasım 2022
Yazar	王大布 Wang Da Bu
Tür	sports
Haftalık	#3186
Aylık	#4152
Tüm Zamanlar	#2742
Etiketler	Affair,Aggressive Characters,Appearance Changes,Average-looking Protagonist,BDSM,Business Management,Businessmen,Celebrities,Charismatic Protagonist,Cheats,Comedic Undertone,Complex Family Relationships,Easy Going Life,Forgetful Protagonist,Game Elements,Hard-Working Protagonist,Late Romance,Male Protagonist,Models,Past Plays a Big Role,Slow Romance,System

I am Vardy

我是瓦尔迪

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