第1章 佐助和雏田同时表白？！ 

Sasuke and Hinata confessed their love at the same time?!

—It was the Fourth Shinobi World War.

  When our barrage was exposed to the ninja world, the ninjas lived in constant fear of being criticized by the people who made fun of them!

  [What's the next line after Kamui's "It's hard to hide my tears"? Is it "Raikiri's love is hard to break off," or "All I see is Rin"?] 

[Does Rin like Kakashi or Obito?] 
Uchiha Obito: "Who is the Uchiha God of Pure Love? It's incomprehensible!"
Hatake Kakashi: "No one in the Hatake clan is called Hatake 50-50, and there's no Uchiha Kakashi."

[Excuse me, why is Might Guy's nickname "Little Nut"?] 
Might Guy: "Kakashi! Did you tell anyone that I'm Little Nut?!"
[Emoji: Madara gets his heart broken.gif]
Uchiha Madara: "Hashirama--!!"

——时值第四次忍界大战。
  当我们的弹幕被忍界曝光，忍者们每分每秒都要担心自己被乐子人口诛笔伐！
  【神威难藏泪的下一句，到底是雷切难断情，还是入目皆是琳？】
  【琳到底喜欢卡卡西，还是喜欢带土？】
  宇智波带土：“谁是宇智波纯爱战神？莫名其妙！”
  旗木卡卡西：“旗木一族没人叫旗木五五开，宇智波也没有宇智波卡卡西。”
  【求问问为什么迈特凯的外号叫小坚果？】
  迈特凯：“卡卡西！我是小坚果的事是不是你说出去的？！”
  【表情包：斑爷被各种掏心窝子.gif】
  宇智波斑：“哈西拉马——！！”
  千...