第1节

Section 1

"My name is Roach. I'm not a horse, nor am I a carrot. I
'm currently in pieces (literally), but since I've been put back together, I can be considered alive.
I don't have any special hobbies, nor do I have any special interpersonal relationships. By local standards, even if I'm not illiterate, I can be considered illiterate.
My main daily tasks are fishing, making soup, chopping wood, and feeding horses.
I haven't traveled around the world. You asked me what my main job is? Probably pets.
What are I good at? It seems that I'm not particularly good at anything. If I have to say, it's probably courting death.
If I have to say, I'm quite confident in my appearance because the witch praised me for being cute."
The man, with scars left by healed wounds on his face, smiled like a child as if he had just emerged from a hellish battlefield, and raised the axe in front of him.

“我叫罗奇（Roach）我不是马，也不叫萝卜。目前的状态是四分五裂（字面意思），介于已经被拼完整了，所以姑且算是活着。没有什么特别的爱好，也没有什么特殊的人际关系，并且以当地的标准而言，就算不是文盲，也称得上目不识丁。每天的主要工作是钓鱼、煮汤、劈柴、喂马，没有周游世界。你问我主要担任什么职务？大概是宠物吧。擅长的东西？似乎没有什么特别擅长的，非要说的话，大概是作死吧。非要说的话，我对于自己的外貌还蛮自信的，因为魔女夸我很可爱。”满脸伤口愈合后所留下瘢痕，仿佛刚刚从地狱般的战场上杀出来的男人露出稚子般的笑容，并提起身前的斧头。