第1章  皇帝是亲哥，我不混账谁混账

The emperor is my brother, if I don't act like a jerk, who will?

Being hit by a truck that ran a red light was like ancient times.

Qin Yang, a 996 worker, is very satisfied with his ancient identity as the younger brother of the current Emperor Dawu.

I won’t roll up my sleeves in this life, I’ll just lie back and enjoy myself, partying every night, listening to music in brothels, and having three wives and four concubines is the way to go…

But who knew that there were treacherous ministers and princes at home and powerful enemies and barbarians outside, all of whom wanted him dead.

…

Many years later.

Qin Yang looked at the 200,000 Iron Pagodas behind him, the 3,000 airships flying in the sky, and the Gatling guns in his hands that were emitting blue flames. He scratched his ears and said, "Everyone saw it. They were the first to attack."

被经典闯红灯的货车撞到古代。
996打工人的秦阳对自己古代身份很满意，当今大武皇帝的亲弟弟。
这辈子不卷了，躺平享受，夜夜笙歌，勾栏听曲，三妻四妾才是王道……
可谁知，内有奸臣藩王，外有强敌蛮夷，都想让他死。
……
多年以后。
秦阳看着自己身后的二十万铁浮屠，天上飞的三千架飞艇，以及手里冒着蓝火的加特林，掏掏耳朵，“大家都看见了，是他们先动的手。”