第 1章 苏家村

Chapter 1 Sujia Village

Su Chenan, a master of Chinese painting, had just finished an exhibition and was about to walk out of the building when a flowerpot full of sunflowers hit him in the face.

He died and when he woke up again, he almost starved to death in his mother's stomach.

He was on the verge of starving to death every day. I felt that if he absorbed a little more amniotic fluid, his mother would probably die.

If he absorbed even a little less, his embryo would probably die.

As soon as Su Chenan was born, he created a new poem "Praise of the Humble House" on the spot.

国画圣手苏辰安，好不容易刚结束了一个展会，刚走出大楼，一个种满了太阳花的花盆就迎面砸来。
一命呜呼，再次醒来，差点没饿死在他娘亲的肚子里面。
每天都在饿死之间反复横跳，感觉他在羊水里面多吸收一分，他娘估计就得凉。
要是他在里面少吸收一分，估计他这个胚胎也得凉。
等苏辰安一出生之后，直接原地爆改创作了一首新的《陋室铭》。