第 1章昆仑断藤，怂道初悟

Chapter 1: Broken Kunlun Vine, the First Enlightenment of the Way of Cowardice

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

［洪荒］［苟王］［搞笑幽默］［腹黑］［？？？？］
小伙穿越成洪荒先天葫芦藤，自封霸气名号“苍擎藤”，结果开局就被三清踩断须、被凶兽啃叶子——当场悟了：霸气不能保命，装怂才是王道！
从此，昆仑墟多了株“怂到极致”的藤：见大佬就垂藤蔓装死，遇冲突先抱头喊饶命，结的葫芦更是“名霸实坑”——“擎苍葫芦”挡不住千军只挡蚊子，“镇煞葫芦”镇不了邪祟只让人腿软。
偷偷化形成怯生生少年，一边奶声奶气抱圣人大腿，一边把仇记满“洪荒小黑本”。龙汉劫捞灵宝、巫妖战搅浑水、封神台装无辜，直到域外魔神来袭，他才扯掉怂人面具，操控万千藤蔓怒喝：“我乃苍擎藤，谁敢动我？！”
圣人：“？？？原来最怂的是最大的佬！”