NBA: Super Soldier Physique, Swift Begs for Mercy

[NBA + Cool Fiction + Hansen Yang + Humor + Memes + Female Celebrities + Taylor Swift + Kardashian]

In 2015, the Death Five won the championship, and the league adopted a new slogan:

The traditional center is dead!

The small ball era is here!

But I, Yang Han, do not agree!

He gained the physique of a super soldier at the start, with strength surpassing Malone, jumping ability higher than Carter, and speed comparable to Rose!

And... "talent" that surpasses Ibaka.

Nuclear weapons land in NBA!!

Taylor Swift: Yang Han is my source of inspiration. My inspiration will never go out when I’m with Yang Han!

Curry: The Warriors' death lineup is doomed to fail when they meet Yang Han.

James: You know, it's a tough decision...