第1章 我在东北玩泥巴！

I'm playing in the mud in Northeast China!

Ji An, a salesperson at the drugstore downstairs in the community, has a daily job of selling suppositories to old men and cold medicine to old ladies. He never expected that he would be reborn in India at the beginning of the century. Now that he is here, then... caste? - Human bones? - Charlatans? - Lizards? - Generic drugs? - Beauties from the Ganges? - Yes, yes, yes~ Cheating, sneak attacks, robbery, fraud, and getting something for nothing... everything is in line with Indian characteristics! A few years later, Ji An, who monopolized the Indian pharmaceutical industry, saw a group of Indians kneeling in front of him begging for medicine. He shrugged and said: I am not the God of Medicine.

小区楼下的药店营业员吉安，日常工作就是给大爷卖个开塞露、给大娘卖个感冒药。他没想到，自己还会重生到世纪之初的印度。既然来了，那……种姓？——要加~人骨？——要加~神棍？——要加~蜥蜴？——要加~仿制药？——要加~恒河美女？——要加~，要加~~来骗、来偷袭、来强取豪夺、来坑蒙拐骗、来空手套白狼…一切，就都符合印度特色！数年后，垄断了印度制药的吉安，看到眼前跪倒一片的求药阿三，他耸肩道：我，不是药神啊