第1节

Section 1

"Why! So many monsters on a mere blue planet!" The aliens invading Earth were practically terrified by the sight before them. "Just so you know, you'll have to treat me to a hundred servings of coffee jelly after this." A pink-haired high school student, wearing two arcade game sticks on his head, communicated telepathically with his companions. "No problem, they'll pay the compensation anyway!" A blond high school student wearing headphones flashed a delightfully wicked smile. "Alright, let's make this quick, Kusuo, Izayoi, so I can demand war reparations from them later," the black-haired high school student, the protagonist of this book, said. The next moment... countless space fleets were shot down by the two Nodos. I recommend watching Heroic Age; it's damn good.

“为什么！区区一个蓝星会有那么多的怪物！”前来入侵地球的外星人们几乎都要被眼前的景象给吓破胆了。“事先说明，这次结束后你们得请我吃一百份的咖啡果冻。”头上顶着两个街机游戏棒的粉发高中生用心灵感应的方式与其他并肩同行的伙伴交流。“没问题，反正到时候他们会付赔偿金的！”一名戴着耳机的金发高中生在此时露出了那十分开心而又恶劣的笑容。“好了，赶紧速战速决吧，楠雄，十六夜，等下我好向他们要战争赔款。”黑发高中生也就是本书的主角开口了。下一刻……无数的宇宙舰队被二人一诺多斯击坠。推荐去看英雄时代，巨TM好看。