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Section 1

Dane was reincarnated as a white American kid. He initially thought this was just another ordinary rebirth story, already envisioning how he'd dominate the stock market. That was until one night, as he boarded the subway home, he was taken to a spooky cave... "Hold this scepter and repeat after me, Shazam!" He was stunned. My name isn't Billy Batson, is it? The wizard was even more anxious than I was: "Stop talking nonsense, inherit my power!" What could I do? I could only recite a line of poetry... Years later, Dane, now a multiverse powerhouse, lamented, "Technology and magic—we need to master both, and we need to be strong in both!"

戴恩转世了，转世成为一个美利坚的白人小屁孩。原本他以为这又是一个普普通通的重生故事，他脑子里都已经想好了未来怎么在股市里大杀四方。直到那天晚上他坐上了一趟回家的地铁，然后被带到一个阴森的洞窟…“握住这支权杖，跟着我念，沙赞！”我人麻了。我也不叫比利·巴特森啊？结果巫师比我还要急：“别啰嗦了，赶紧继承我的力量！”我能怎么办呢？只好念了一句诗…多年以后，已经成为多元宇宙大佬的戴恩感慨道：“科技与魔法，两手都要抓，两手都要硬啊！”