开局一只猫

Start with a cat

Monkey D. Luffy: "I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"
Xie Wen: "You were beaten by my cat."
Roronoa Zoro: "I want to become the world's greatest swordsman!"
Xie Wen: "You were chopped by my cat."
Porusalino: "Speed is power. Have you ever been kicked by light?"
Xie Wen: "You were kicked by my cat."
This is the story of a time-traveler who has activated the small dungeon, and leads a group of Elu cats who have activated the sky-defying dungeon to travel (xing) in the mountains (feng) and play (zuo) in the water (lang) in the pirate world.