What is it like to be a university doctor?

School doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Take You into a Career Every Month".

On the first day of the program recording, netizens scolded me for sleeping and playing games in the office during the day and it became a hot search topic.

But as night falls.

The phone in the school doctor's office kept ringing, making netizens unable to hold their nerves.

"School nurse, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted because he didn't get the pig's trotter rice!"

Chen Mu: "The school ambulance and I will be here soon."

"School nurse, I sneezed and then I couldn't move."

Chen Mu: "Classmate, you seem to have broken your waist when you sneezed."

"School doctor, my roommate is playing the king..."

Chen Mu sighed: "Did you get so angry from beating the king that you lacked oxygen?"

Netizen; “How to judge this?”

Chen Mu: Not talking about medical skills, just experience.

(You are welcome to try out the new book "I Became a Superstar After I Was Disfigured"!)

Lin Li couldn't bear the small pleas and threats, so he accompanied her to participate in the audition of a singing show.

Unexpectedly, the Viper judge went berserk on the spot and Faxiao left the stage in tears.

In order to express his dissatisfaction, Lin Li went up and sang a venomous song, angrily criticized the judges, and then left the stage gracefully.

did not expect……

Lin Li is so popular!

(PS: The early part of this book is a little bit toxic. Just get over it. If you really can’t get through it, you can start reading from Chapter 171. It will be a new chapter. It won’t affect you if you don’t read the first part. And the second part is absolutely wonderful, otherwise it wouldn’t be possible. It was so poisonous before the meeting, but it can still be a high-quality product.)

"Welcome everyone to the super scary live broadcast room. Before starting today's live broadcast, I must tell you that only three types of people can see this live broadcast: people with heavy yin energy, people who will die within seven days, and as for The third type, I can’t go into details, I can only give you one piece of advice – watch your back!”

There was a strange sound of chopping meat in the bun shop late at night, the passengers on the last train had the same face, and there was a man in a shroud wandering around on a cold rainy night...

The strange talk live broadcast room will take you deep into the unknown side of the world!

This book is also called "The Ranchers: The Fall of Hollywood"

Traveling back twenty years, he settled in a ranch in Hawaii, USA, where he lived the leisurely daily life of a super-rich man in Silicon Valley, starting a new business in the entertainment industry.

Rain or shine, you can trim cows' hooves, deliver coconuts to the 28th pole, pick barnacles from the coastal rocks, and shave wool in the haystacks. There is a blue fishery here, and it is also a paradise for cute pets.

Take you to have fun in Hollywood and dominate the global entertainment industry...

This is an entertainment novel unlike any other author of entertainment novels!

When other male protagonists make their debut, they either sing or dance, or they dance and sing and then appear in various film and television dramas...

Shake your body, and big bosses from all over will come to pay your respects!

But what about our male protagonist Yang Hao?

In order to become famous, and to get some business for my old man's shop, I can only perform "I am the God of War Bai Qi" on time in front of the camera. Well, it is actually schizophrenia!

Of course, it's okay if that's all. If you don't go shopping with a kitchen knife when you're mentally ill, basically no one will care about you.

But can you imagine it?

In order to make his movie sell high box office, Yang Hao resorted to various tricks...

As a castrated remnant of the talent show era, Gu Huaian, who had never debuted in the entertainment industry, finally accepted an announcement about being in love with a variety show, and unexpectedly awakened a [grounding energy] system.

If your down-to-earth skills are exposed in front of the camera, you will receive bonuses in singing, music theory, and acting skills, as well as various other world lyrics and music libraries as rewards!

then……

During the romance show, Gu Huaian, who is responsible for the appearance of the show, gradually lost his style in style!

Eat melon seeds, show off potato chips, and take female celebrities to eat at roadside stalls!

Play basketball at the entrance of the village, have pig-killing rice, and dance in the square with female guests!

Do you need to eat fat-reducing meals to be a celebrity?

nonexistent!

Big mouthful of noodle buns, a huge hit of carbohydrates!

Should you take small sips of caviar and savor it slowly?

Gu Huaian: "Is there any mistake? Who can eat this amount? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think that I can't afford it. Take another can, one for each person!"

It’s hard to imagine that such a handsome young man could be so down-to-earth and full of contrast!

Originally, because of his down-to-earth attitude, Gu Huaian had no intention of successfully holding hands with the female guest. Who knew...

During the hand-holding session at the end of the show, all the female guests actually chose him!

…

"One year after his debut, he became popular in the industry, and two years later, he rose to the top. How could Zhou Yutang improve so fast!?"

"That's what it means to be handsome and talented."

"In this era of competition, other celebrities are still fighting for the top position, but he has progressed to become a big boss with capital."

"Although he is an unparalleled actor, the king of commercial film directors, the idol of actresses in the entertainment industry, and a big boss of capital, I must severely criticize him, what a scumbag!"

"Mr. Zhou, this is an exclusive interview with Time Magazine. What is the reason for your remarkable achievements?"

"I really want to improve."

——The story of a young man with dream memories and a desire to make progress, playing around in the entertainment industry and creating his own entertainment dynasty.

"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?"

Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online.

"Try it on the other side."

"It is recommended to reincarnate again."

"To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups."

Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change.

Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears.

"In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?"

Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly;

"I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"