What is the biggest stumbling block for a company on the verge of bankruptcy to become great?
"Of course it's regulation! I don't know where all the regulation comes from?"
Xu Meng was a little upset.
"What's wrong with female characters wearing sexier clothes? Game characters are also free to dress!"
"War Simulator is a set of safe gaming peripherals. Players' fractures are purely accidental, and we also provide accidental injury insurance."
"Dream Machine is a game console, an entertainment device, not a medical device! Sleepwalking agents have also passed clinical verification and are safer than sleeping pills!"
"Brain-computer interfaces are designed to facilitate paralyzed users to log into the game, not for brainwashing experiments."
"What are tens of millions of people doing when they enter a dream together? Of course they are playing games! What else can they do? Take the postgraduate entrance exam?"
In his previous life, Jiang Yuan, the king of the lottery, had everything except health and life.
After rebirth, he found himself participating in a reality show "What kind of life will you choose after a million dollars falls from the sky".
When the contestants of the same show all flew to big cities and started their entrepreneurial journey.
Only Jiang Yuan chose a nursing home in a small coastal town.
Jiang Yuan: "Front desk, let's get a five-year package first."
Front desk: "Okay, may I ask which elder of yours is it for?"
Jiang Yuan: "Not for the elder, but for myself, and I will pay the fee as if I can't take care of myself."
Front desk: "???"
Looking at Jiang Yuan lying in the nursing home with clothes and food provided for him, someone pushing the bed out to bask in the sun, playing cards with old men, and old ladies introducing him to a partner, the program team and the audience couldn't hold it anymore.
A million dollars fell from the sky, and you didn't work hard, but went to lie down in a nursing home?
Jiang Yuan: "Why do they go to big cities to fight for it?"
Program team: "Enjoy life!"
Jiang Yuan: "Am I not already enjoying life?"
Program team: "..."
[Superpowers] [Slow pace] [Single female lead] [Relaxed] [Daily]
I am Qi Jing, and I have traveled to a parallel universe.
But this Earth seems a little different.
Thirty years ago, the first dimensional gate appeared on Earth, leading to an unknown other world.
People who come into contact with the other world will gain source power and superpowers.
As expected, I got a powerful superpower: lottery.
I can draw martial arts, supernatural powers, magic, skills, artifacts, imperial tools, pets...
and there is no CD, so I can draw as much as I want.
I thought I could get through the other world quickly.
But it doesn't have a guarantee!
(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
What a fucking other world, just mess around, and see when you can draw out the magic skills.
Isn't it nice to fall in love and play games?
The young biologist Levitra accidentally traveled to the world of Harry Potter and came to the era of Grindelwald, and his body age turned back to eleven years old.
"Ding! The merit system is being bound to the host. You only need to do good deeds to redeem rewards with merit points! In addition, as long as the host finally achieves the Dark Lord achievement, he can become a god on the spot."
Levitra:? ?
A few years later...
Dumbledore: He is a great man. In this era, not many people are willing to sacrifice their own interests to help others.
Grindelwald: Nonsense! Although this guy is young, he will do anything to achieve his goals. He is obviously one of my generation!
Newt: That young man looks more ferocious than a violent fire dragon, but... why is Qilin so close to him?
Tom: Who asked you to be the Dark Lord like this? Sometimes I want to call you a saint!
Levitra: Saint? No nose, you curse too dirty!
On a boring Monday, Wang Jian was petting his cat in the office.
Suddenly, he got interested and opened the forum to see what the stupid netizens said.
While answering questions, he also revealed the news of the new work to them.
It must be very funny to think that they were whetted by his words, but could not wait for the next words, and their expressions changed from surprise to expectation, and finally to scratching their heads in frustration, making all kinds of unreliable guesses foolishly, and even unable to sleep well at night.
Ah, the happiness of game producers is often so plain and boring.
This is a strange and mysterious world, full of all kinds of evil cultivation methods. Once a person practices, the appearance and temperament of the person will change, and he will become possessed and crazy. The person will become a medicine for the evil spirits to eat...
Duan Yun traveled through time and accidentally got a medicine method called "The True Explanation of the Jade Sword".
Unexpectedly, he was a rare genius in cultivation. Without knowing it, he made this method reborn, and the jade sword pointed the way and saw through everything.
Later, he learned more and more methods. With the idea of "those who are successful should benefit the world", Duan Yun never kept his skills and taught martial arts to the world.
Who would have thought...
"Demon Duan misled me! He told me that this exercise can nourish yin and strengthen yang, but now I can only squat to pee, woo woo..."
"This book "Seven Points Return to Origin" was taught to me by that demon. Now I am either killed or stepping on shit. The fortune teller said that I have lost 70% of my luck."
"Don't listen to a word Demon Duan says! The fairy of Wanmiao Palace was supposed to fly to the sky, but she became possessed by the devil overnight and turned into a witch. This is all the work of Demon Duan!"
...
Duan Yun was very puzzled. He just practiced martial arts, taught some skills, and occasionally imitated the laws of nature. How could he become an infamous demon?
This is slander!
The same skills, why don't I have any problems?
You are wrong, it can't be me!
[End of the World + Civilization Invasion + Invincible Domain + Enjoyable All the Way + No Harem + Humorous]
Mysterious creatures descended, the earth's resources were exhausted... When the human race was on the verge of extinction, a small shop owner stepped into the air and decided life and death with one word! When all this was over, Su Xiao thought he could stay on the earth forever with the invincible domain... But he found that the vast starry sky above his head was extremely gorgeous, millions of time and space... Three thousand small universes... Nine original universes, and thousands of races!
Since you are invincible, then stay invincible...
At the beginning of the chaos, the world was not yet created.
When the three thousand demon gods had not yet been born.
Hong Yuan had already traveled here and became Pangu's brother.
And he became the only one who survived in the chaos.
Facing the Honghuang transformed by his elder brother.
Hong Yuan naturally adhered to the good character of the brother's death and the younger brother's succession.
Do you understand where the word Hong in Honghuang came from? !
From today on, I will protect Honghuang!
Whoever wants to touch Honghuang, I will deal with him!
Sanqing: "Uncle, I want to become a saint!"
"Become a saint? What is that? Even dogs don't want it. Second uncle will teach you the method of Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian!"
What? You say I'm crazy?
I tell you, I existed before the world was created, the Great Dao is my father, and Pangu is my brother.
Even Sanqing has to call me second uncle.
Do you know now? !
[Task 1: Entering the world of immortal cultivation, you have obtained the foundation-building method, please try to kill the "Immortal Dragon"]
"Brother System, let's not talk about the fact that the novice task is to kill a dragon, there is a small problem, I didn't travel through time."
[Task 2: The end of the world is coming, after awakening the E-level superpower, it's time to show your skills, please try to fight the "Zombie King" alone. ]
"Brother, let's not talk about me being in the modern world, just follow your logic, wasn't I still in the world of immortal cultivation just now? And you awakened the superpower for me, kill the zombie king, me?"
[Task 3: In a world full of women, you have become the only precious man, please try to spread your sweat to at least three different targets. 】
"Brother, I have never begged anyone in my life. I am kneeling down now. Please take me to this world. I really beg you."
...
"Wait, you call earthworms immortal dragons?"
"Wait, can killing in biochemical mode be considered killing?"
"Wait, can humming be considered successful sowing?"
...
[Task 4: Killing demons in brothels. 】
"Hehe."
...
"Uncle, don't laugh, I really came to kill demons!"
"Hold your head and squat! Who told you to stand up?"
"System, you hurt me so much!!!"
...
This book is also known as: "The system can save me from fire and water, but don't worry about where the fire and water come from", "If you can cultivate immortality in modern times, foot massage is also a way!", "I didn't travel through time at all, the system insisted that I did"
Bai Wan, who was born with a bug physique, would automatically have bugs around him since he was a child.
The door that was opened would randomly lead to an unknown space, and the water in the cup would disappear out of thin air
But once, he was unexpectedly selected by a strange game
From that day on, the strange copy never ran normally again...
[The door that disappeared out of thin air: The knocking ghost was about to knock on the door to kill someone, but was confused to find that its door was gone? Why did it become a wall? How could it kill people like this?]
[Stuck out of the game map: Bai Wan was confused to find that his body was stuck out of the game map. He looked at the non-existent area outside and fell into silence. There was a bug again, but he was surprised to find that it seemed that he could explore outside the map? ]
[Forced turn-based system with explosive drops: The ghost mother was confused to find that her ghost fetus was actually exploded as a pet egg? ]
[Generate NPC out of thin air: The ghost widow looked at her husband who suddenly appeared with a confused face and fell into silence. Isn't she a widow? 】
[Randomly generated fairy tales: players are confused by the little girl selling matches in the ghost domain]
[Plant-zombie hybrid version: can summon pea shooters, will-o'-the-wisp nuts, etc.]
[Mario's coin house: can enter the hidden space in the game's sewers]
[Want to appreciate my dancing: after dancing in front of NPCs, there is a chance to get tips]
Facing the weird system and the collective accusations of the players, Bai Wan also feels very innocent and tired
What is the weird copy of the crash? I really just want to play a normal game!
(Infinite original copy + easy and funny + brain hole + weird copy survival)
Original name: The whole family becomes paper people, I just want to take a family photo