andrix: Dante, please let me go. I'm not your father. Your father is still lying in the Stone Hall.

Dante: Impossible! Dad, you're finally back! The Blood Angels are back to you! I can finally retire!

Looking at Dante clinging to his thigh, Sandrix fell silent.

And looking at the group of youngsters around him, their eyes gleaming with gold, ready to recognize their father, and the four gods in the Warp ready to surprise him, he made a decision.

Sandrix: Dad! Please help! Send Guilliman back, or at least that's fine! (Holding his thigh)

Emperor: !!!

Initially studying medicine but unable to practice, he later sold televisions. When the opportunity arose to return home, he ventured into the sharing economy, where deposits were non-refundable. He then shifted to real estate, achieving some success and finally selecting a prime property, only for it to remain unfinished…

In 2008, Yu Xing woke up from a dream to find himself back on the eve of the financial crisis, facing investment losses. That year, as giants took shape and capital awakened, he was forced to navigate a dual path: struggling to build his own business for profit while also, out of necessity, profiting from short-selling other companies.

Much later, when his short-selling alias was exposed by the media, Yu Xing openly admitted, “It was me.”

Everything exploded! How could the most conscientious entrepreneur and the most ruthless global short-seller be the same person?!

[Gourmet] + [Slice of Life] + [No CP] + [Cozy] + [Healing] + [Humorous]

“The only thing a primary school student should do is study hard... but I think it’s a waste of time for Master Fang to be in school.”

“It’s finally my turn in the queue... Master Fang, let's put the homework aside for a bit? Can you fry me a fried rice first?”

“You think I'm waiting at the primary school gate to pick up my own kid? I'm actually waiting to pick up Master Fang from school so I can be the first to eat his food...”

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in a parallel world, a grown man, and suddenly I've become a primary school student. What can I do?

Fortunately, a system was activated, and I gained the talent of a Cooking God.

The dishes I make don't just make people's mouths water and keep them wanting more; they can also make people taste the most familiar flavors from their memories!

It’s the taste of grandma's cooking from childhood, the flavor of a mother in one's memory, and that one mouthful of food after starving for three days in a down-and-out past.

And so.

“Good heavens, what kind of primary school is this? Everyone picking people up has a luxury car, and they're lined up down the street... wait, why are there helicopters overhead? Is it that ostentatious?”

“No, you're mistaken. The primary school is just an ordinary school. As for those luxury cars, helicopters, and such... they're all just gluttons, waiting for the chef to finish school!”

Lin Ran transmigrates to a parallel world, but without any special "golden finger" or cheat system, he resigns himself to the life of an ordinary office worker. One day, a mysterious app called "Spirit Net" appears on his phone. Believing it to be a simple role-playing chat game, Lin Ran creates a character named "Tongtian Jiaozhu" (Grandmaster of Heaven) and starts boasting wildly. He writes about trampling the ruthless path of cultivation, fighting against corrupt scholars, seeking justice for ghost cultivators, and defending demon cultivators.

Unbeknownst to him, the "Spirit Net" is real, and everything he says is taken as gospel by actual cultivators. He is unwittingly drawn into the perilous world of cultivation, where he is regarded as a legendary, powerful master. The story follows the hilarious consequences of his grandstanding as his followers and enemies alike act upon his "teachings," all while Lin Ran remains completely oblivious to the truth.

Years later, he is left bewildered, asking: "I was just making it all up, how did you all become Saints?"

After traveling through time, he found a system.

But the system was a bummer. Originally meant to take Jiang Hang to the world of Assassin's Creed, it instead led him to the anime world.

Jiang Hang first encountered the legendary shinigami, the elementary school student Conan.

After several downtimes, the original assassin system was forcibly renamed the detective system.

A name change, of course, but Jiang Hang saw the rewards remained the same as for the assassin.

Assassin's Footsteps, Breath Suppression, Hidden Blade Assassination, Poison Mastery, Spartan Kick, Mystic Eyes... something seemed off.

Although he was tempted to complain about this shoddy system, seeing it deposit 100 million yen into his account as a resettlement allowance and rewarding him with millions of yen for completing any commission, Jiang Hang firmly decided to become a positive detective.

Using the skills of an assassin, disguised as a detective, he pursued the most positive causes.

In short, this is the story of a sleazy detective in the world of anime.

Ning Yue died and traveled to another world of immortal cultivation

She was so scared that she immediately took off her clothes. She was relieved when she saw the familiar flame-shaped birthmark on her shoulder.

Fortunately, your body is your own!

In order to survive, Ning Yue began to practice diligently and was admitted to one of the five major sects.

In line with the principle of mastering everything and getting rid of everything——

Alchemy?

——Simple! I was an amazing cook in my previous life!

Talisman?

——Simple! In my previous life, I was proficient in sketching, coloring, and quick drawing!

Sound repair?

——Simple! I've captured the piano and violinist from my previous life!

Beast Tamer?

——Simple! In my previous life, I was very popular with animals!

Sword cultivator?

——Simple, my shooting skills in my previous life were always accurate!

Ning Yue thus single-handedly maintained the position of chief of the Fusang clan for a hundred years.

The junior sister who came here in admiration was trembling with fear: "Don't they say that everyone can only choose one to practice? How come Senior Sister Ning is proficient in everything?"

Ning Yue's peers have already regarded this as normal and have a calm mentality: "After all, humans can't compare with abnormalities."

————

Before Ning Yue appeared, everyone thought that people with five spiritual roots were useless. After Ning Yue appeared, everyone thought that they were useless.

Ning Yue, the Five Spiritual Roots, was confused: "It's okay, it's just a little difficult to practice."

Everyone: "Bullshit, then why is your cultivation speed faster than that of a single spiritual root!"

————

When Ning Yue achieved great success and became the first person to ascend to heaven in a hundred years, the world of cultivation was in an uproar!

Ning Yue: "Oh no! I accidentally became famous in history!"

But the birthmark on the shoulder seems to have a great history...

She pushed away the man who was hugging her thigh and crying with a cold face

Let go! I'm not your daughter!!!

No CP

Zhai Da is reborn into his small-town high school life in 2008 and awakens the [Life Equipment System].

Intense emotions, obsessions, and desires can imbue everyday objects. Zhai Da can then enchant these special items, refining them into powerful equipment for his own use. The best part is that this equipment can be continuously synthesized to increase its rarity, and he can even collect them to form complete [Sets].

Examples of his enchanted gear include:

[Old Man's TV]: Instead of getting addicted to the content, Zhai Da uses it to absorb study materials, becoming utterly engrossed in knowledge.

[Literary Girl's Pen]: Writing with it deepens memory. Seeing its power, Zhai Da can't help but say, "Girl, can I borrow your pen to copy my notes?"

Other equipment includes items like the [Lucky Coin], [Desire Lighter], and the [Magic Gift Set]. He also has artifacts like [Regretless Bugle Call], [Sage's Pen], and [Book of Knowledge (Mathematics)].

Each piece of equipment represents a different life story. Initially, he only wanted to use this system to become a top student, a rich man, a writer, and a successful person. Later, he realizes he can change more than just his own fate. He starts by changing himself, then sets his sights on changing the world, beginning in his small-town high school.

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

____

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

After a sudden transmigration, Su Yuan thought he had hit the jackpot. He received a Life Simulator as his golden finger and believed he was about to take off and dominate.

But then he realized something...

Wait, I’m not even human anymore!

LMAO. What’s the point of simulating life if I don’t even have one?

Oh... so I am the golden finger?

Well then. Carry on!

After watching Greninja's crushing defeat against the Water Spray, Sun Wuming, driven to abandon the anime, travels to another world.

Having obtained the Zhutian Martial Arts System, he strives to become stronger, diligently training and finally mastering powerful techniques such as the Three-Color Haki and the Eight Gates Ninjutsu.

But when he finally mastered Kamehameha, believing he could survive in this world... you told me this is the Pokémon world!?

Sora Ayaka Zangmarant: "We became so strong because we were beaten so often by our master..."

Groudon Kyogre: "We thought the only one who could deal with us was that flying caterpillar, but that day, that human threw us, returning to our original form, into outer space..."

Arceus, watching Sun Wuming, covered in terrifying energy waves and his golden hair standing on end, transformed into a Super Saiyan, was completely shaken.