Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.

"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!

Jiang Shu, a 38-year-old bachelor, was unexpectedly reborn after a blind date with xxn, who offered a sky-high bride price.

When he opened his eyes, he was sitting in a kindergarten classroom. Just as he was about to dominate the children's world with his adult mind, the counterattack system suddenly popped up -

[The host is over 18 years old, and the life restart program is activated]

Jiang Shu: "I'm in kindergarten, you said I'm 18 years old?"

When the unattainable iceberg goddess in memory, the gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, and the spoiled and willful chaebol daughter, all turned into runny-nosed cubs asking for candy.

Jiang Shu pushed his non-existent gold-rimmed glasses and pushed Wangzai milk to the future cold goddess: "Call me brother Xiaoshu, this box of milk is for you."

It was not until eighteen years later that Jiang Shu, who had grown into an all-round male god, looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him who threatened to marry him, and began to think about what went wrong.

It was originally agreed to be just "friend cultivation", how come it became a bride candidate?

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(Tags: rebirth counterattack/system disorder/Shura field/childhood plum cultivation)

Reborn in Hogwarts, I thought I was the protagonist, but I turned out to be Harry Potter's cousin?

Although I don't have magical talent, at least I can look directly at Dementors, my magic resistance is full, and my strength is so strong that bricks can fly.

Dudley is a miracle!

No suitable wand?

I think the street lamp in front of Ollivander's store is very handy!

Can't levitate?

Can't you float up by waving your wand to create a tornado?

The troll in the bathroom?

Finally, there is a qualified boxing opponent!

Harry couldn't help but hold his forehead: Is my cousin really not Hagrid's illegitimate son?

The five-star Death Eater general Voldemort also cried out: He punched my nose in!

One goddess took the water to drink.

Two goddesses scooped the water to drink.

Three goddesses scrambled for the water to drink.

Four goddesses...

Five goddesses...

"Fuck! Damn it! Don't come! There's really not a drop left!"

Looking at his empty refrigerator and lockers, with no embers in front of him, Hephaestus, the god of fire and forging, wanted to cry but had no tears. Since he extinguished the fire and traveled through time, his biggest worry was his relatives, sisters, aunts, aunts, grandmothers, etc., who often came to his temple to eat and drink, take things, and even refused to leave.

Especially as time went by, the number increased, not only relatives and friends, but also gods from other mythological worlds.

This is a world of immortal cultivation where rituals and music have collapsed.

In order to compete for the luck of heaven and earth and the faith of all living beings, all immortal sects, powerful people, and geniuses are bragging crazily.

Wang Xiu traveled here and bound to the "bragging system".

As long as he heard others bragging, he could get rewards and become stronger on the spot.

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting mana +9999! ]

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Great Dragon Demon Subduing Golden Body! ]

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Chaos Holy Body! ]

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After tasting the sweetness.

Wang Xiu began to mingle in various social occasions and make friends.

As long as someone brags, there must be Wang Xiu who actively supports and shouts "666" to give the other person enough face.

He looks like a banished immortal, loves to listen to people bragging, and has a particularly sweet mouth.

Gradually, Wang Xiu became the "hot cake" of the entire world of immortal cultivation.

Countless geniuses and fairies announced in public:

[Brother Wang, I'm protecting you! [Those who bully my brother will be punished by the whole world!]

This situation lasted for a long time.

...

Until later.

Wang Xiu accidentally killed him with a punch, and led millions of demon troops to invade and swept away the Shura Evil Emperor of the nine holy places.

The atmosphere suddenly became subtle!

[Sweet Pet] [Battle] [Daily] [Funny] [Single Heroine]

The youngest assassination god in the history of the assassination star, with the super system to travel to the machine spirit continent.

Pick up an abandoned girl at the beginning - zero, a glance for ten thousand years!

Additional activation of the Hidden Love System!

The perfect combination of two systems!

If you fall in love, you can become stronger!

This system loves dog food!

So: The god killer Chenxing, who has never been in love... Started the daily life of doting his wife.

Passerby: Strange, how can this killing god be so sweet?

Spoil and spoil, and you will be spoiled to the top of the world!

Get up and down, and kill through the combat power list!

Former Chenxing: A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw a knife, and it is impossible to fall in love.

The current Chenxing: After practicing hard for N years, it is better to kiss his wife...... I really don't want that... It's all because she's so cute!

After Gu Nanxi died of overwork, he bound the loving mother system and became the mistress of the Hou family through a book.

The entire Houmen family was full of villains, and they were eventually killed.

If you die early, you will die late. It is better to lie down and die again.

The indecisive eldest son was a dog licker who couldn't be loved. In the end, he spent all his family wealth for a business girl and lost his life.

After Gu Nanxi came through, he was no longer indecisive, nor did he run after the business girl. He held it every day and followed Gu Nanxi: "Mother, Master asked parents to sign the test paper, you sign it quickly!"

The second son of the sick Yangzi was fluttering to break into the world. In the end, he was framed by a thief and the whole family was affected.

Gu Nanxi pulled her second son to lie down in the sun and read martial arts novels: "You might as well go to the fields and walk around more, maybe you will be a master in rescuing a disaster victim!"

The second son's eyes glared: "What my mother said makes sense!"

The youngest daughter who wanted to be the queen worked tirelessly to cause trouble for the imperial concubine, and was eventually thrown into the cold palace.

Gu Nanxi threw the housekeeper key and 《 thirty-six strategies to his youngest daughter 》: "If you don't sweep a house, why sweep the world?"

Motherly System Crash: 'This is how I used the cheats I gave you? How can anyone be such a loving mother?

Gu Nanxi could lie down for twenty hours a day, and the remaining four hours were used for eating: "You can do it, you can go up"

Gu Nanxi's mess made the whole Hou Mansion chicken fly and dog jump.

Unexpectedly, the eldest son became the youngest chief assistant, the second son was the general guarding the border, and the younger daughter was even more famous as a virtuous queen.

At the beginning, you get the role-playing system, play as the Pirate King Luffy, and go to the tomb to live broadcast the adventure with Brother Zhang Qilin, shocking the world.

The role-playing system, the more you play, the stronger your strength will be, and it will be upgraded continuously.

Start with the second gear, and the fourth gear in two days!

If the role-playing degree is 100%, you can also get the devil fruit.

Get the frozen fruit and get the skills of Admiral Aokiji.

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

It's outrageous. Traveling through a fantasy world and binding myself to a villain system, he made me suppress myself.

Mo Yu looked at the system in front of him with a confused look on his face.

[The villain counterattack system has been loaded]

[The son of luck, Mo Yu, has been detected. Suppress him to get rewards]

Mo Yu:? ? ?

[You snatched the girl of luck, Ling Qingyue, from Mo Yu, reward: Pure Yang Holy Body]

Mo Yu: "No? Are you really going to give it to me? Then I won't be sleepy anymore."

...

picked up the magic grass.

[It is detected that you have intercepted Mo Yu's Seven-Colored Immortal Grass, reward: Nine-Colored Immortal Grass]

You have accidentally entered a dangerous area.

[It is detected that you have led Mo Yu into a dangerous area, reward: immunity to all poisons]

There is a bug in the villain system, and rewards can be taken at random, which directly makes Mo Yu take off.

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Several years later, the true destiny...