I woke up to find myself transported into Nobita's body, with a note on my pillow filled with bizarre rules. "1. You must eat the dorayaki Doraemon gives you before 7 AM every morning, or you'll be followed by the 'Invisible Man.'" "3. If you see Shizuka holding a black umbrella in the rain, run away immediately." "5. Never look at Nobita's photo album after midnight, or the people in the photos will smile at you." I initially thought it was a prank, until Doraemon, holding a dorayaki, commanded me in a emotionless, mechanical voice: "Nobita, eat the dorayaki before 7 AM." I ate it in terror, catching a glimpse of a shadowless, transparent silhouette flashing past the window! Instantly, I realized that this seemingly warm childhood world was already shrouded in terrifying rules and strange tales! The bamboo copter flying high would reveal "eyes in the sky," the Anywhere Door concealed shadow thieves, and the Memory Bread became my only lifeline! The weak and incompetent Nobita? That was the past! From this day forward, I will exploit every loophole in the rules, squeeze every hidden value from every gadget, tear apart the false warmth in this polluted fairytale world, expose the mastermind behind it all, and become the sole victor! Doraemon, this time, it's my turn to protect you!

[Behind-the-scenes] + [Cthulhu/SCP] + [All Characters Transformed] + [Historical Heroic Spirits]

The gods are dead, and the old order has descended? Don't panic, I've fabricated a five-thousand-year history of civilization to scare them away!

In 2035, an indescribable terror resurfaces.

Fish with legs landed on the shore, the sky split open like a giant eyeball, the laws of physics collapsed, and human reason returned to zero.

In this hopeless world, there are no gods, no saviors.

Only one young man, Shen Ye, hiding in a rented room, awakened the "Civilization Weaving System".

As long as the world believes it, a lie can become the truth!

So, in order to survive and to preserve the last vestiges of human dignity, Shen Ye began to orchestrate a colossal lie to the world!

Having transmigrated to a parallel world, Su Chen, a slacker in the special case team, unexpectedly becomes bound to the "Underworld System".

From then on,

The interrogation of a ruthless criminal turned into a "torture of demons."

The hunt for fugitives has become akin to "suppressing zombies."

The unsolved case became known as "the work of a ghost king".

...

Colleague: "Su Shen, how did you figure out that the murderer had a split personality?"

Su Chen looked at the [Painted Skin Ghost] on the system panel: This... is quite obvious.

Criminal: "I thought I had no flaws, how did you find me!"

Su Chen recalled the directions given by the kind old lady who was possessed by the "Earth God"...

This is the story of a lazy detective who, under the absurd guidance of a bizarre system, uses underworld skills to subdue criminals in the mortal world and unknowingly reaches the pinnacle of life!

[This novel will be available for purchase on April 14th (this Sunday), with a 10,000-word update!] [Recommended completed novel in my column] [My new novel, "Meeting My Childhood Friend at the Winery," is now available; please check it out!] The following is the synopsis: After several cycles of time travel, Matsuda discovers that, for some reason, his former colleagues always seem to call him before they die. Matsuda remembers that in his first cycle, his childhood friend died in an explosion while calling him. He himself died in an explosion four years later. When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself back to the moment before his childhood friend's accident, kicking away his friend's lunchbox with a flying kick. Four years later, his lunchbox doesn't arrive as promised, but another dear colleague calls him: "Matsuta, I have something I need to give to Zero, but my current situation is rather complicated, and I don't dare contact Zero directly. I don't have anyone else I can trust. Could you please pass it on to Zero in a few days?" Matsuda: "?" And so he hears the entire story of his good colleague's death. In the blink of an eye, it was a new loop. Morofushi called him. Matsuda: "Don't speak yet, let me speak." Morofushi: "?" Matsuda: "Hiro-danna, you've been exposed. Do you need me to save you?" Morofushi: "???" How did you know that?? In another loop, Date called, and he indeed heard about a car accident. Opening his eyes again, it was another new loop. "Class Boss," Matsuda said with practiced ease, "Wait for me to come save you." Date: "...?" What happened to him? How come he didn't know? Matsuda: "Don't worry, I'm good at saving people."... After receiving numerous deathbed calls, Matsuda thought he would develop PTSD. However, in reality, Matsuda went from initial shock to gradual numbness. After all, watching those people live and die before his eyes, even coming back to life after death, he didn't find it so terrifying anymore. After all, receiving a death call meant he could restart and save people—why not? Of the five of them, excluding himself, three had called him before they died. Matsuda was just one police academy top student away from getting a death sentence, and he figured that if nothing unexpected happened, that guy would make him a last-minute call. So, one day, after receiving a call from that blond jerk, Matsuda's first words were: "Are you going to die? If you're not dead yet, then I'm hanging up." Furuya: "???" This guy is hoping for his death, isn't he?? Warning: The plot mainly focuses on Matsuda and the other members of the police academy group. Everyone else is equal and doesn't have much screen time; it's not that any particular group is being neglected. Qi Zai is just a background character; only Qi Shen appears. This story is a [loop] [reincarnation] [multiple cycles] type of story, and there will be multiple instances where people can't be saved. The characters' intelligence is limited by the author's intelligence, so please don't criticize the characters. I will revise the story irregularly. If there are any bugs or retconnings, please point them out, and I will make corrections (I won't care if it's intentional). —The following is the synopsis of the new story— Hagiwara died, and Hagiwara was resurrected. But when Hagiwara woke up, he found himself on November 8th—the day after his childhood friend died. The news replays on TV and the piles of unread text messages on his phone nearly overwhelmed him. Even worse, several of his other close friends subsequently died. Hagiwara gritted his teeth and signed another contract with System 996, who had resurrected him, sending him back to the past. Unfortunately, the earliest possible return time was November 8th, the day he woke up; he couldn't save his childhood friend. But to save his remaining friends, Hagiwara made a decision—in this life, he would go undercover at the distillery. = Matsuda died, and then Matsuda was resurrected. He not only lost all his memories but also became a high school student! System 007, who was joking with him, declared righteously: Only a high school student can save the world! So, go save the world, my host! 007 also identified the source of everything as an extra bottle of whiskey in the distillery and hoped Matsuda would approach him to uncover the truth. With 007's assistance, Matsuda successfully infiltrated the distillery and met the extra bottle of whiskey. —But why does this bottle of whiskey give him a strange sense of familiarity? And 007 tells him that this bottle of whiskey represents his childhood friend who should have died. = After encountering his childhood friend at the distillery, Hagiwara and Matsuda are very puzzled as to why the other is alive and present at the distillery, and they consult with their system. 996: It must be an evil organization that took Matsuda away on the Ferris wheel, creating the illusion of his death and erasing his memory, causing you, host, to be widowed for three years! 007: It must be an evil organization that took Hagiwara away before the explosion, creating the illusion of his death and erasing his memory, causing you, host, to be a widow for four years! Hagiwara and Matsuda think this makes a lot of sense, so they secretly vow: I will definitely take my childhood friend away from this damned organization! Theme: There will be times when you ride the waves, and you must save your true friend yourself.

[Infinite flow + slight panic + anomaly containment + Cthulhu + superpowers]

I "traveled" to a world full of anomalies.

In this world, common sense and time are different from those in the original world, and there are also various idealistic and bizarre "anomalies".

They lurk in the shadows of the city, constantly polluting the world and dragging it into a quagmire of chaos and madness.

...

Inside a ward of a mental hospital.

A young man named Nan Nan, dressed in a blue and white hospital gown, muttered to himself, his tone filled with madness:

"If the whole world goes crazy, how can I, as a normal person, prove that I am not crazy?"

"No!"

"It's not me who's gone mad! It's the whole world!!!"

"My name is Lin Wuwei, and I am the only normal being in this abnormal world."

...

We are the Abnormal Management Bureau.

We were born in darkness, fought against the abnormal, and battled against evil gods.

Our sole purpose is to protect human civilization, whether they like it or not.

...

P.S.: This book's world-building is inspired by the SCP Foundation and the Cthulhu mythos, but it has nothing to do with the supernatural or the bizarre. Readers should carefully consider whether to read it.

(Otherworldly time travel + medieval Western fantasy magic + food + management + micro-detective elements, the pairing is Andre Lu Huntington, the vice-commander of the Kingdom Knights)

A food detective story with two parallel storylines and a romantic pairing!

Takumi Yu, from a family of traditional soy sauce brewers, died of a heart attack. After his death, he found himself in another world, transformed into a living skeleton... or rather, a lich.

There was no system, no quest guide, and she had to find help herself. All she had was a room full of magic books, a brewing cauldron with built-in time magic, and all sorts of delicious brewing recipes in her head...

No problem, watch as she uses food to transform the bland palates of these medieval magical natives, rescuing them from their predicament...

Wait a minute, liches don't eat ordinary food, they only consume the soul and emotional energy of humans? ...That's not a big problem, the guests eat the food, she eats the guests... Correction, isn't it just that the guests voluntarily pay with their excess emotions?

Hmm, why is that vice-commander of the Kingdom's Knights hanging around her shop every day? Is he planning to arrest her?

...What? Help with the investigation? But she's just a soy sauce brewer!

Warning: This is a fictional alternate world with some reference to British history, but contains a large amount of original content. Please do not expect historical accuracy. It's a sweet and lighthearted Western fantasy story with a logical plot and various original magical elements. Please do not project your own interpretation onto the story.

The female protagonist is a skeleton lich who will gradually gain a complete human form as she grows.

The female protagonist is passionate about making sarcastic remarks and telling hellish jokes.

Wu Fan, due to an accident, transmigrated to the world of Detective Conan and became bound to a succubus system. Not only can he improve his abilities by solving cases, but he can also earn rewards by interacting with beautiful women. From then on, the world of Detective Conan gained a dashing and globally renowned detective. Ran Mouri: The time spent with him was really nice. Yoko Okino: Be my boyfriend. Vermouth...

"Is righteous revenge a sin?" Fushimi Shika, possessed by the system, gave his answer: "Yes! But I will pay for all sins!" The avengers chanted his name, leaving his mark, and from then on, the world had a notorious serial killer. A father who lost his beloved daughter killed the real culprit; a husband seeking revenge for his wife committed a locked-room murder; a child who lost both parents made a desperate gamble... Fushimi Shika sheltered those who had lost everything, leaving behind his unique declaration at the scene: "This is divine punishment, and I am divine punishment"... Years later, atop a Tokyo tower, Minamoto Tamako pointed her gun at her partner. "Although I don't know how you did it, you are the one who started it all!" Thunder and lightning flashed, and torrential rain poured down. Fushimi Shika raised his hands: "How rude of you, Officer Rabbit, I am the messenger of justice."

[Lighthearted + Funny Slice of Life + No Romance + System + Unpredictable Red and Black + White on the Outside, Black on the Inside + Original Cases] [He helps the police academy group, but at the same time, the police academy group helps the protagonist] Shirakawa Qiu transmigrated. Thinking it was just an ordinary world, he focused on making money honestly, only to encounter the legendary "Death Elementary School Student"—Faced with a difficult customer, Shirakawa Qiu uncontrollably revealed a sinister and morbid smile, picked up a knife, and let out a villainous, cackling laugh: "You poor bug, I must kill you..." Eh? Eh? What is he doing? Why is he making such a strange laugh?! And how did this knife suddenly appear in my hand...? Shirakawa Qiu, calm down!!! - Later, Shirakawa Qiu realized that he had transmigrated into a criminal in the world of Detective Conan, possessing an innate talent for crime, able to learn other people's criminal skills at a glance. And his passive skill when encountering the protagonist is—an irresistible urge to kill. And the more detectives he encounters, the stronger his urge to commit crimes becomes. Shirakawa Qiu: ...What? The crazy criminal is actually myself?! -Later—Shirakawa Qiu discovered that he had actually been living in a fog all along, with an invisible hand controlling his past and future. Kindness is often taken advantage of, so… he stopped pretending and it was time to make those people pay the price. -Conan: Mr. Shirakawa is a good person! …He just sometimes likes to laugh strangely. Gin: That guy? He's clearly one of our own, yet he pretends to be innocent; how foolish. Amuro Tooru: What's wrong with this guy? Where's my gentle classmate? ???