Once, a reporter from the *Witch's Daily* interviewed the second-generation Chief Witch, Lou Yue: "Ms. Lou Yue, some witches accuse you of selling audio recordings, photos, and custom ASMR, corrupting countless little witches, and ruining the atmosphere of witch society. What do you think?" Lou Yue replied righteously: "These are pure slander! I only bring kind care to all the little witches and genuinely solve their problems!" The reporter then asked: "Some people accuse you of becoming the Chief Witch because of some shady dealings. What do you think?" Lou Yue answered again: "Slander! Pure slander! My becoming the Chief Witch has absolutely nothing to do with my roommate being the first-generation Chief Witch!" As a result, after writing *The Pink Book and the Chief Witch*, the reporter was thrown into prison.
[Mind-reading ability + beloved pet + entire family of villains]
Yun Wan Ning transmigrated into a book and became the tragic and short-lived cannon fodder sister of the villainous female supporting character.
Thinking of the terrible fate that would befall her whole family in the future, Yun Wan Ning wailed in her heart.
[Mother, your cousin is after my father and wants to be his concubine. She's secretly corresponding with another man in your name to frame you. You'll be killed by her soon.]
[Father, you were framed by the female lead and a treacherous minister. After your death, your head was hung on the city wall to be exposed to the sun, becoming a disgrace to the Great Wu Kingdom.]
[Sister, your fiancé is the male lead, but you're not the female lead! If you don't leave him, you'll be sold to a remote mountain village by the female lead's suitors, becoming a breeding tool for all the men in the village, tortured to the point of madness, and beaten to death. It's so tragic.]
[Brother, you can't trust your friend Gu Heng. He's a simp for the female lead and would betray you to help her.]
[And second brother, you lost your memory and were picked up by the female lead. You became her devoted follower, helping her to oppose Uncle Qi at every turn, causing the deaths of Uncle Qi and your sweetheart. In the end, your sweetheart died in your arms.]
Later, Yun Wan Ning was surprised to find that the whole family's image had collapsed.
Mother dealt with the bad guys in advance, eliminating all future troubles.
Even though her father wasn't killed, she successfully brought down the treacherous minister.
My elder sister married the emperor and became the emperor's favorite in the harem.
The eldest brother betrayed his friend first, the second brother happily married his sweetheart, and even the seventh uncle was not a villain hated by everyone, but instead became a highly sought-after son-in-law by noble ladies throughout the capital.
Yun Wan Ning was completely bewildered. How did the whole family of villains manage to defy fate? This plot is just too ridiculous!
Was she wearing a fake book?
Before the Lantern Festival, Yin Zheng was merely the second daughter of the Yin family, raised by her grandmother since childhood, unloved by her parents and siblings. After the Lantern Festival, everything changed—her cold family members suddenly became obedient to her, and countless talented scholars, arrogant young men, and noble nobles sent betrothal gifts to the mansion, saying they wanted to marry her. Yin Zheng was puzzled, but after getting information from her naive younger sister, she learned that her sister, along with everyone else behaving strangely, were all reborn. In her previous life, the Great Qing Dynasty was torn apart by the Crown Prince, and it was Yin Zheng who single-handedly supported the entire Yin family. It was Yin Zheng who painstakingly saved the people in the chaos, and it was Yin Zheng who married the Crown Prince and assisted him in rebuilding the country after committing the calamity of national destruction. In their mouths, Yin Zheng was practically a female bodhisattva, a savior of suffering, radiating holy light. Only Yin Zheng herself was confused. The calamity that they spoke of, the destruction of the country, was clearly something she had orchestrated. How had it become the Crown Prince's fault? If you, dear readers, find "Everyone Except Me Reborn" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!
[Mary Sue, competitive, charming, interstellar military academy upgrade story, female lead has many unrequited loves]
After Jiang Tang died suddenly, she opened her eyes in an interstellar world, and her first day of awakening was full of healing power.
A talent born specifically for the battlefield.
But she's squeamish about blood! (Roars!!!)
Fortunately, the original owner applied to the art department, so she can inherit that.
Not only that, she also inherited a frail butterfly boy.
System launched: Please stroke the butterfly's wings for a limited time of ten minutes.
Success: Reward: 10,000 Star Coins.
Failure: 500,000 Star Coins will be deducted.
Jiang Tang, who has no points: ...
In the interstellar era, mutated species and plants have rampantly invaded, leading to low birth rates among various races.
Eighteen-year-old college students also have to shoulder the important task of reproduction and participate in the assignment activities organized by the military academy.
On the first day, the impoverished Jiang Tang was assigned to a proud nine-tailed fox clan.
Looking at the fox spirit's nine fluffy tails, upturned eyes, and beautiful face.
Honest (and poor) Jiang Tang silently covered his nose, worrying about his future kidneys.
Later, the people assigned to her became increasingly outrageous.
There is a cold and taciturn merman instructor.
A Phoenix Feather Clan senior with social anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder.
An elven professor who is naive and ignorant of the ways of the world...
System: Please touch the mermaid's eyes, collect phoenix feathers, spend a romantic night with the elf, obtain the Black Dragon Heart Scale, and kiss the White Snake...
Success! Star Coins awarded.
Failure, obliteration.
Jiang Tang: I was forced to come to military academy, but it's really to level up and become stronger!
An Yan, along with a dog, a madman, and a fool, struggles to survive in the apocalypse.
The enemy's Corpse King is tall and handsome, and every time they meet, he releases his damn hormones at her.
One night of passion, and the seed of life took root within her.
Many years later.
The Corpse King pinned her against the corner: "Where is my child?"
An Yan said calmly, "You mean that little monster? I'm sorry, I chopped him up as soon as he was born."
A cute, ugly little creature suddenly jumped out: "Mommy, who is he? Is he Daddy?"
【Double Cleanliness】
[A male protagonist who is both introverted and passionate, and also a clingy person + a reborn female protagonist who is a cold-blooded superhuman + two adorable mutated babies]
A family of four, this is something to have!
[Zombies + Natural Disasters + System + Realized QQ Farm + Renting a House + Opening a Supermarket + Management]
In her past life, Lin Yu was pushed into a horde of zombies by her trusted companions on her way to the base, and died at the hands of countless zombies and mutated plants.
Starting over, Lin Yu bound himself to the post-apocalyptic farm system, activated the safe zone, and began an extraordinary life.
Stockpiling supplies, killing zombies, farming in my spare time, completing tasks assigned by the system, and rescuing a few teammates along the way—life was pretty good.
But as the farm continues to upgrade, Lin Yu discovers that he has actually been given an SSS-level horror and perverted hellish script featuring zombies and natural disasters.
what to do?
Then let's improve our strength, upgrade our farm, and survive!
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However... the Pei siblings she rescued along the way are now shamelessly clinging to her, wanting to repay her kindness by marrying her. One wants her to be her sister-in-law, and the other wants her to be his wife. What's going on?
Pei Yan: "Ahem... Water conducts electricity, so we're the best partners. Everyone says we're a match made in heaven. How about you let me repay this life-saving debt?"
Fair-skinned and beautiful young lady x loyal villainous zombie king
[Apocalypse + Transmigration into a Book + Zombies + Two Strong Characters + Sweet 1v1 Romance]
Yan Chu transmigrated into a post-apocalyptic novel, only to be met with devastating news: the male protagonist, who was supposed to save the world, had died, and the burden of eliminating the zombie king fell on her shoulders.
Miss Yan, who always orders others around: ? ? ?
Oh no, this world is probably doomed.
One day, she picked up a handsome man.
This man is not only strong in combat, but he can also cook and warm the bed at night. He's practically the perfect tool.
Spoiled as a child, Yan Chu said with a straight face: "Gu Qinyuan, I rescued you, so you're mine now. You have to listen to me."
Gu Qinyuan raised an eyebrow and chuckled enigmatically, "I'll do whatever you say, Miss."
Until one day, Yan Chu learned that Gu Qinyuan was actually the Zombie King, the ultimate boss who wiped out the entire protagonist team!
Remembering how she had been planning how to kill the zombie king every day, Yan Chu suddenly felt that disaster was imminent. Just as she was preparing to fight to the death, he cornered her against the wall with nowhere to escape.
Gu Qinyuan held her waist tightly, his breath falling on her ear, his voice low and seductive: "Tell me, how do you plan to kill me tonight?"
What?! Interstellar plants have been extinct for over a thousand years?! Bai Ruanruan looked at the plants filling her space and secretly counted their value. What could she do? She was penniless and started as an exile. Sigh, to save her own life, she'd better work harder…
[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]
A goddess lives inside my body.
She gave me a donation box.
Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!
Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.
The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.
Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.
Take making a wish, for example.
You need lipstick to cheat.
To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.
You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.
OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?
What would a grown man like me need these things for?
A golden legend? A class-specific card?
It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.
And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?
Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!
Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?
Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!
Don't come any closer!
A chef worthy of serving state banquets travels to a bizarre interstellar era, where he uses his unparalleled culinary skills to become a top star on the planet and gradually rises to the top of the interstellar world.
She was enjoying a peaceful and successful rise to fame, but netizens across the entire galaxy had a lot of opinions about her boyfriend, and some even intended to harm her and her boyfriend.
Xi Lucheng said in public: Ah Jing is very well-behaved, so please stop talking about him. Also, please stop bothering me.
But behind her, her innocent smile changed, and she hugged Dong Lunjing with a beaming smile: "Jing, go teach them a lesson."