(My new book, "Leap Over America 1994," has been uploaded!)
The following is a timeline of mainstream American media reviews of Charlie Rossi:
[A shameless thief seized America's most famous entertainment brand using despicable means.]
The trivial gossip of spoiled brats and lunatics is starting to pollute the public's eyes.
Hollywood stars have begun calling out the name of that devil.
The brutal butcher bankrupted the entire Wall Street.
The world's newly crowned richest person has announced plans to build a new, magnificent corporate building in Silicon Valley.
Her Excellency Rossie appeared in Washington yesterday.
The great Charlie Rossi has finally arrived at his own loyal and glamorous world!
Back in 2007 America. This is a story about madness, absurdity, and dark humor.
[Refreshing read + American horror + ruthless action + no character downgrades]
This is a world without horror movies; all the monsters from horror movies have appeared in reality.
Cao Kun transmigrated into the body of a corpse that had died under the trap set by the old man with the vertical saw.
The old man with the chainsaw was dismembering people one by one, and it was almost Cao Kun's turn.
At a critical moment, he activated the Celestial Master System, used Taoist magic to suppress all evil, became famous in Hollywood, and became a legendary Celestial Master.
Freddy Krueger: I am the master of dreams, invincible in dreams, and no one can kill me.
Cao Kun: Have you ever heard of the Taoist incantation for exorcising evil spirits? "When the sun rises in the east, a nightmare is inevitable. With a single strike of the divine sword, all monsters vanish."
Freddy: Ah! Master Cao, please spare me, I'm willing to be your dog.
Death: Whoever I choose to die, must die. No one is exempt.
Cao Kun: Have you ever witnessed a thunderbolt striking your head?
On that day, countless bolts of lightning struck down simultaneously, and the God of Death was annihilated.
Hollywood stars from all walks of life: Master Cao, sell me a talisman, I'll agree to any conditions.
Summer was reborn, and he found that something seemed off about this world.
Luckily, I wasn't feeling well either! We're even now~
After two failed attempts to acquire the talent, you were able to solidify it.
A flash of inspiration: You always have moments of inspiration, like a divine revelation.
Breaking physiological limits: All aspects of physical fitness have surpassed those of ordinary humans.
A natural talent for art: Art? Isn't that just something you can do casually?
Exceptionally intelligent: As if someone's brain isn't working properly?!
Dominating the entire vocal range: Dolphin sounds, right? Have you ever heard whale sounds?
Yan Zhi You Li: Just this face alone is worth ten million, which is convincing.
Huigen: You know what I mean~
If you are destined to have many romantic entanglements, problems will eventually arise if you don't handle them properly!
"Little is not necessarily good": You're a genius, aren't you happy? You traded nine years of being a fool when you were a child for this.
This book is also known as "Sorry, I just wanted to ride the wave of popularity!"
My name is Zhou Hao. In my past life, I was a nobody, someone even dogs looked down on.
Fortunately, I transmigrated and was bound to the [Pirated Movies' Comeback in the Entertainment Industry System]!
Looking at those familiar pirated scripts in the system store, I had a bold idea!
I'm going to replicate the Mad Cinema's exploits in this parallel world, and I'm going to make a fortune!
How to do it?
Before the official movie is released, I'll make a pirated version first!
They use their publicity to generate revenue for my box office, and then... I'll sue them for copyright infringement!
While the promotional campaign for "The Avengers" was in full swing, my "The Avengers: Ugly Ducklings" was released first and its box office exploded!
While Avatar was the focus of everyone's attention, my Avatar received rave reviews, exceeding expectations!
When the nostalgia for "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" was at its peak, my "Harry and the Sorcerer's Stone Tablets" unexpectedly went viral, causing a sensation!
The entire film and television industry is in an uproar!
Years later, a Hollywood mogul said: "Wait, how dare he sue me for copyright infringement with such a terrible pirated copy?!"
A scathing film critic: I've seen bad movies, but I've never seen one this bad! Zhou Hao, I call you the King of Bad Movies!
A fellow cinema owner: No one's better than licking Boss Zhou's boots! Boss Zhou is like my second father!
Enthusiastic viewer: Holy crap, what is this?! I can't be the only one eating this shit, brothers, charge!
Using pirated movies to shake up the entire entertainment industry?
Zhou Hao: Making money, isn't that shameful?
Summer was reborn, activating the "Entertainment System" at the cost of nine years of autism!
After more than a decade of hard work, he has become a superstar, and now is the time for him to truly shine!
"Ding~ You have won the Palme d'Or for Short Film at the Cannes Film Festival, +100 Global Reputation Points, +2000 Domestic Reputation Points, +500 Exchange Points, and obtained the film 'Home Alone'!"
Looking at the system's rewards, Xia Tian thought to himself: Looks like I'll have to go to America!
The greatest laziness in our lives is knowing that we have the ability to make choices, yet failing to take the initiative to change them, and instead letting them run their course.
The story of a multi-talented but lazy and easygoing artist who, after a sudden awakening, reveals his talent and strives to reach the summit.
Years later, his name has become a symbol of an era in the Korean entertainment industry, and is hailed as a medal of honor in the Korean entertainment industry!
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With an all-knowing vision of the entertainment industry in the 2020s, a predictive eye for financial market cycles, and a keen understanding of political and business connections, this soul was infused into the heir to a Hollywood production company that went bankrupt in 2001, ultimately leading him to the pinnacle of American entertainment.
A particularly nostalgic story. Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Billy Wilder… Roman Holiday, The Seven Year Itch, Witness for the Prosecution… From black and white to color films, let's revisit that creative cinematic world and those old movies that still seem interesting today.
Reborn
I'm happy with the transformation into capital, but the primary issue is getting out of the police station.
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Hollywood godfather? Internet king? Tech tycoon? New energy leader?
This is not what I want.
Howard Hughes' successor, Hugh Hefner's successor?
No, I am who I am.
Ernst Garfield.
In America, he starts as a mortician, picking up all sorts of keywords. He's shot at the start, picking up the "Trainee Cop" keyword, instantly becoming a rookie cop. Collecting bodies for the shooter, he picks up the "Empty Magazine" keyword: "Six shots in a second is the limit for a revolver, not mine." Collecting bodies for victims, he picks up "Powerful Arm," "Emergency Physician," and "Top Extra." Fighting crime syndicates, he picks up "Suit-Wearing Thug," "Seaside Villa," and "Private Jet." A senator's wild imagination leads him to "Millionaire Fiancée," "Millions of Votes," and "Elephant Party Candidate." He's a cop, a secret agent, a senator…and also a genius scientist, a Hollywood star, a tech tycoon, a military-industrial complex… In America, his identity is something he picks up himself. A red hat conceals his fate, half a foolish face hides his true nature. A behind-the-scenes player steps onto the scene…