A story about a third-rate director making films in a parallel universe (wrong) — a story about ruining classics (correct)
The original name of this book is: "Fictional Historian: Roasted Chicken is Gone, Ling Yi Niang is Here"
The following contents are all original contents that actually happened
[Siegfried: My true identity is the commander-in-chief of Anti-Entropy, the First Herrscher]
[Selina Kaslana, Kiana's biological sister who is not related by blood. ]
[Cocolia: Sirin, my daughter, your mother is here! ! ! ]
[Kevin: This world is not worth your protection at all. I will destroy this corrupt world! ! ! ! ]
[Otto: Kiana, although I killed your mother, I will not hurt you. Come back, back to destiny. ]
[Kiana: So boring, why hasn't the collapse happened yet? This time the collapse is 117 years late. ]
[Theresa: Shigure Kirara, I was afraid that you would be bullied down there, so I burned a pair of black abyss white flowers over]
Kevin: I am a sister control? Wait, Siegfried is my father?
Otto: What, even if there was no Yae Sakura, Fu Hua almost cheated on me again?
You ask about Kiana?
[Entertainment] + [Campus Belle] + [Mega Celebrity] + [Drawing Swords] + [Anti-Japanese War Drama] + [Power Fantasy] + [Classic Old Songs] + [Behind-the-Scenes Songwriting Mastermind]
Tang Yan transmigrated into a parallel world's golden age of entertainment. Just as his long-time crush—the campus belle he loved for years—looked down on him, he awakened the “Pay-to-Win Entertainment System.”
From then on, he pulled himself together and started writing songs like a madman to make money—classic songs from his previous life began to shake the world!
With an entire world backing him, what kind of impact will Tang Yan bring to this entertainment utopia?
...
Years later, some sharp-eyed people discovered:
On his path to the pinnacle of the arts, Tang Yan was releasing top-tier new songs at a terrifying pace—one per month!
The news exploded—
The entire music industry was stunned in an instant!
Everyone began reminiscing about Tang Yan's glorious golden years!
One song—《Borrow Another 500 Years from Heaven》—shook the world with its regal, kingly voice!
Another song—《Actually, None of It Was Real》—triggered a tidal wave of regret across the internet!
The song 《Someone Like Me》 voiced the endless bitterness and helplessness of adulthood.
The song 《As Wished》 became a legend online, praying for the everlasting peace of the nation’s rivers and mountains.
At the height of Tang Yan’s fame and success, his former crush—the white moonlight campus belle—came crawling back with a shameless smile.
"Tang Yan… can you give me another chance to love you?"
[Spiritual Energy Revival] + [Multiverse] + [Abyssal Invasion] + [Single Female Lead] + [Reincarnated Avatars] + [No System]
A hundred years after the revival of spiritual energy, rifts from the Abyss now periodically tear through Earth.
Qin Mo, an 18-year-old expressionless youth, is labeled during the national awakening exam as a “triple-zero waste”—no cultivation, no talent, no spiritual energy.
But in truth, he has awakened a rare innate ability: “Reincarnating Avatars.”
He can split himself into nine avatars, each reincarnating into a different world.
When one of his avatars becomes an Archmage after a hundred years of magical cultivation,
and another achieves full cybernetic ascension in a high-tech world,
only a few months have passed on Earth...
[Pokémon + Pokémon + Pocket Monsters + Crossing + System + City + Beast Taming]
【Battle + Adventure + Training + Daily Life】
After waking up, Zhou Wenchao found himself traveling to a parallel world where Pokémon and reality merged.
He knows that the Pokémon world is full of dangers, and he has been born frequently, so he plans to become a superstar and then live a life of inaction.
[Ding! The Pokémon Master System has been activated! ]
Zhou Wenchao: Change of plan! I want to be the champion! Sorry, I am useless and I am cheating!
Next, Zhou Wenchao made rapid progress relying on his own knowledge and the help of the system!
But when I really came into contact with this world, I found that something was wrong with it!
By accident, Zhou Wenchao discovered the shocking secret hidden behind this world!
This world was invaded by a thing called "Outer Demon". Arceus led the elves to fight against it and exchanged his own death for the stable life he has today.
Now these monsters are beginning to stir again, but what people don’t know is that countless ancestors have fought for this beautiful situation with their lives!
It is because of the hard work of our predecessors such as Dayu, Ying Zheng, etc. that we have the life we have today!
The last person who took up the banner was the ancestor of the now declining Zhou family.
Zhou Wenchao alone shoulders the mission of fighting against the extraterritorial demons and saving the world!
......
Other names of this book
Pokémon: I started as a commoner, and I awakened the system in return
Pokémon: Back to High School, I Became a Pokémon Master
[No romance]
Chu Ze finds himself transported to a parallel world where the environment is on the brink of collapse. He awakens the "Mysterious Lands Exploration System" and begins a new life filming documentaries in the wild. His very first adventure takes him to the Shennongjia mountains, the "Roof of Central China," where he has an adorable encounter with a baby giant panda who decides to stick with him!
Through his lens and his actions, he measures the world step by step, documenting the beautiful harmony between humans and nature. This world is far more spectacular than you can imagine!
The National Fate Arena has only been active for five days, but the Xia Kingdom has already lost nine of its chosen representatives. Only one remains.
As the last hope for his nation, Lu Shen discovers that the high-stakes competition is centered around a game he knows all too well from his past life: Hearthstone. The card pool is limited to the game's initial release, and the other international players seem to be complete novices.
Seeing his chance, Lu Shen decides to unleash a series of legendary, powerful decks to sweep the competition and save his country.
When Lu Shen plays Miracle Rogue:
"How is the opponent supposed to play when you summon a 12/12 VanCleef on turn two?!"
"Leeroy Jenkins attacking three times for 26 damage from an empty board? How is that even possible?!"
When Lu Shen plays Roar Druid:
"Force of Nature plus Savage Roar is 14 damage. As long as I stay above 14 health, I can't be killed!"
"The hell you can't! Then how did I, with 22 health, get one-shot by Force of Nature plus Innervate and double Savage Roar?!"
Realizing the sheer power of Lu Shen's deck-building, the other national representatives start frantically trying to copy his lists. But can they ever hope to keep up? Lu Shen just smiles and pulls out his next deck: Patron Warrior, Zoo Warlock, Face Hunter, Handlock, Freeze Mage...
Lin Shi traveled to a parallel world hidden with monsters.
He obtained the template of Oma Zi-O.
As long as he defeated the monster, he could awaken the power of Oma!
He thought he could become a hero and king who protected the world!
But who would have thought.
On the day of the college entrance examination, he was willing to expose his strength and defeat the monster.
But he was met by a cold school beauty who came to him. She
said he was the Demon King and would destroy the world in the future.
She also said that the monsters' attacks were ordered by him!
Not only that.
All the knights in this world said he was the Demon King and wanted to defeat him.
She also said: "You are the Demon King for one day, and you will be the Demon King for the rest of your life!"
Even monsters are coveting his power of Oma and want to seize his power.
Faced with the situation where the whole world is an enemy.
Lin Shi couldn't bear it anymore and put on a big gold watch!
"I'm talking to you in Zi-O, you don't understand, right?"
"You insisted that I was the Demon King!"
"I just wanted to be a hero who protected the world, but you insisted that I be the Demon King!"
"Well, I'll satisfy you!"
"Oma Zi-O, transform!"
[Blessing moment! The most benevolent, the most kind, the most supreme, the most powerful! Oma Zi-O!]
Lin Shi: "Everyone, congratulate me!!"
......
Until this moment, the world seemed to realize.
"Could it be that he became the Demon King because we forced him to do so?"...
【Marvel, DC...】 Transmigrating into the world of American comics, starting as Peter Parker's older brother, Luke Parker. From the Homelander template to the Superman template.
"Just a little mob? Give me a laugh, scum!"
"Huh? Are you really laughing?"
"Multiverse? Did I allow you to come to my Earth?"
"They all say I am a butcher—that's pure slander!"
Daily bulges: "Luke Parker says he's the butcher!"
One day, Chu Shun—a shameless guy who would rather take off his pants than hang himself properly—crossed over to a parallel world. There, he acquired a system called the [Film Fund]. What’s it like to make movies without fearing a financial loss or needing investors?
“As a director, I never care about box office returns!”
So, Chu Shun pulled out Kill Bill. But because it was too bloody, it unsurprisingly failed to get the “Dragon Seal” (the film approval mark in China).
Very well. Kill Bill, which made $180 million at the box office on Earth, ended up as an online B-movie in the parallel world...
“I think there are three absurd things in this world.
First, bad people often live better lives than good ones.
Second, when you're in trouble, friends help without hesitation—yet when they're in trouble and ask you for money, you say they're not real friends.
Third, a whole crowd of you are standing here listening to me talk about the art of film.”
—Chu Shun, speaking at the American Film Academy.
Some of the works by "foreign trauma" director Chu Shun include:
Lord of War, The Hunt, Farewell My Concubine, The Legend of 1900, The Intouchables, City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Malèna, Dead Poets Society, and more.