Those things are too crazy.
Twisted dark forces and crazed madmen turn the world into a purgatory.
There is only one outcome for people suffering from latent syndrome.
That is to join this carnival that will never be restored.
————————————————
The background of this book is the Americas in a parallel world. All humanistic factors are binary dialectics of pros and cons. There is no single negative orientation. It has nothing to do with all topics involving our country. Please do not over-speculate and conjecture.
Qiankun Wenqing Valley, when Tang San successfully defeated the God of Destruction, he planned to take action himself and begin to tame Huo Yuhao...
The mysterious black hole suddenly appeared, and all the creatures in the Douluo Continent and the God Realm were sucked into the plane cracks!
The comparison live broadcast room suddenly arrived, showing the completely different lives of the two Huo Yuhaos!
Huo Yuhao in the original world:
He was bullied by the Duchess and Dai Huabin when he was young.
I was deceived by Shrek Academy when I was in school.
Even if I have a girlfriend, I can only look at her but not touch her!
The last names were changed in the finale!
Controlled by Tang San like a pet,
Life is a tragedy!
Huo Yuhao in the parallel world:
He took action directly when he was young, beheaded the duchess, maimed Dai Huabin, and escaped from the duke's palace with his mother!
Discover the disgusting aspects of Shrek Academy in time and lead everyone to run away together!
After growing up, he took revenge himself and killed the scumbag Duke White Tiger!
He directly destroyed the seal Tang San planted in Wang Donger's body, allowed her to give birth to a child, and even cut him into two pieces when Tang San was settling the scores afterwards...
Original Time and Space Huo Yuhao: "After comparing with him, I realized how much of a failure my life was. I want to be like him. I don't want to be a coward anymore!"
Tang San, die!
Travel through the parallel universe and discover that there is a palace of reincarnation in this world. Everyone can enter it and travel through the wonderful worlds of science fiction, martial arts myths, and magic and witchcraft. Explore these unknown and wonderful worlds, thereby gaining strength and many magical props.
However, Qin Moyu was shocked to find that these so-called magical worlds were just those movies and TV shows from his previous life, weren't they?
The new book "I Can Access the Internet in Daqin" is being released...
Terror is resurrected and the horror space descends on the whole world!
Si Yan, who traveled to this parallel world three years ago, was accidentally pulled into the horror space and awakened the supreme career tree system!
A weird chef, a weird delivery boy, a weird doctor, a weird teacher, a weird masseur...
"Miss Vampire, please respect yourself! I am a cook and I only know how to cook!"
In the Vladimir family castle, Si Yan held a spatula and said seriously to a vampire girl.
"Although I am a teacher, I am only responsible for answering questions!"
In the mysterious fog ghost city, Si Yan hit the headless female student hard with a pointer.
"Madam, I am diagnosing your pulse, not you diagnosing mine!"
In the treatment room of Weiling Hospital, the charming female ghost in red was scolded by Si Yan in a white coat.
...
Monsters are rampant, and the terrifying space is like a hell on earth, making all players tremble with fear!
However, Si Yan, who has full career charm, is galloping in the scary space!
Sakura: "Kyushu has definitely deciphered the horror space! They are liars!"
Eagle Sauce: "Why is it that this Kyushu native lets those fierce ghosts back him while others are struggling on the edge of a narrow escape?"
Dahan: "We now have reason to suspect that this terrifying space was developed by Kyushu!"
Jiuzhou: "Si Yan, hold on! The future of Jiuzhou depends on you!"
"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?"
Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online.
"Try it on the other side."
"It is recommended to reincarnate again."
"To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups."
Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change.
Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears.
"In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?"
Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly;
"I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"
Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession.
Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls.
But please explain to me, what is the instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis?
What the hell is osteoporosis surgery?
Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion?
Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts?
Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman's ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer's ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow.
But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak?
A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected!
A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don't know!
A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!
Traveling through a parallel world, Chen Ke became an official LPL commentator. After activating the system on the commentator's desk, Chen Ke began to only play real games.
Looking at the game screen, a certain AD player suddenly died suddenly and gave away a big blow, leading to a comeback. Chen Ke couldn't help it: "To be honest, there are people on Taobo who don't want to win."
"With both moves in hand, I can be instantly defeated. I can press this wave to flash."
"As expected of Q Dirty Dancing, even Q can eat it."
"I don't even need to lose face. If we continue like this, we will lose to Vietnam."
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience was shocked and the barrage exploded.
The commentary partner did not dare to answer the phone throughout the whole process, and the director was so frightened that he almost pinched the microphone on the spot.
Brother's fans stopped after hearing this. After violently blasting Chen Ke immediately after the game, they realized that Chen Ke was not targeting his brother. He would criticize anyone he caught.
"One person eats four lanes, and there is zero output in a team battle?"
"If you dare to catch me on the road, you dare to die. Timely Rain lives up to its reputation!"
"Who voted for this damn FMVP? Emperor Chi is your father?"
"You don't have to worry about contract issues when you go to RNG. RNG never gets stuck with pens!"
"..."
Fans: "This kid is so loud when he opens his mouth. Is he going to die?"
“As a mature gaming company, I think it’s understandable to cover a wider range of business aspects.”
"Yes, although we are just an ordinary game company, in terms of music, film and television, I have to say that we seem to be very successful."
Facing the media's inquiries, Feng Shuyun, the leader of Nanxing, said with a smile.
"What? How did we do that?"
"Of course it's because we have an all-powerful genius in charge!"
When talking about the main planner, Feng Shuyun showed a proud smile on her face, completely ignoring the game company bosses in the audience who gritted their teeth and looked at her.
"He takes care of all the creativity, art, and music. I'm only responsible for paying and making money."
Feng Shuyun became more and more proud as he spoke.
At the bottom, there was Lin Yuan, the leader of Nanxing who wanted to applaud but couldn't laugh or cry.
————
"Which game company made animation before making games? Border Walker is so good!"
"You want to start an online game and make a big movie first, right? Top 100 at the global box office. Are you really a game company?"
"South Star Game Company? South Star Music Company!"
Facing the unfair criticism from his colleagues in the industry, Lin Yuan said aggrievedly:
"Actually, this is how games are made. How can a game be without music? As for anime and movies, they are just promotional methods. If you don't promote them like this, why don't you let others promote them like this?"
"That's what playing games is like!"
When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience...
Entertainment dies in prosperity.
Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry.
He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then——
Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;...
Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar!
Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming!
Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island".
Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time.
Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.
Travel through parallel worlds to obtain the "Leisurely Life System".
As long as you spend your days leisurely and do things that make you happy, you can earn points in the lottery.
Because he could not pay the liquidated damages, he did not want to be a star and had to participate in a love reality show called "Heartbeat Journey".
Others are busy dating and being single.
He sleeps until he wakes up naturally every day, sunbathes on the beach, swims, snorkels, and surfs... He is completely in vacation mode and does not take dating seriously at all.
But I didn't expect that because of this "free and casual" attitude and personality, he had countless fans and unexpectedly became famous.
Zhou You: "I don't want to be famous!"
When Zhouyou became famous all over the world, the reporter asked during the interview: "Mr. Zhou, what is your biggest worry?"
Zhou You: "It's too red."