Ye Xiu: I have a friend, he is also a genius like you.
Huang Shaotian: Did you grow up eating octopus? All of you are tentacle monsters!
Wei Chen: I always thought that old Ye had the dirtiest heart, but today I found out that Ye Xiu is still too pure.
Han Wenqing: I won't go to the World Invitational Tournament, you beat him up for me.
Tang Rou: Let me beat you, and I will promise you.
Duan Yu: Sorry, I am a straight man like Ben Gang!
After waking up, Qin Mu traveled to the world of "The King's Avatar".
However, the original owner's hand speed was too poor, and he couldn't play the profession at all. Just when he was desperate, the god-level punch-in system awakened. As long as he punched in at the designated location, he could get rewards.
Since then, Qin Mu has embarked on the road to becoming a strong man.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting the reward of god-level hand speed.
" "Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting the reward of mastering all professions.
" "Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for punching in in front of Xingxin Internet Cafe and getting the reward sign-in gift package.
" Ye Xiu: "If there is Yu, why is there Liang? It is our sorrow to be born in the same era as Qin Mu.
" Huang Shaotian: "Who said I talk too much? Compared to Qin Mu, I am simply an autistic patient."
Mu Cheng: "You are the real number one gunner."
In the last second, he was the godfather of Internet celebrities with a market value of over 100 million yuan, and in the next second, he was reborn in the United States in 1990! Looking at the squeaking "big-butt" computer and the "cat's meow" dial-up sound that could be used as a lullaby, Zhou Rui almost smashed the keyboard - with such a poor Internet speed, even a sloppy picture could not be loaded!
Where is the promised Internet boom? He originally wanted to take advantage of the Internet, but in this era where Internet speed is slower than a snail, Zhou Rui had to start from scratch to build the Internet.
In the mythological era, humans did not have a formal country. Only gods and demons were the masters of this era.
Lord traveled to this era, awakened the talent of [creation], and met the young Celia, who was only a few hundred years old.
"Weak and short-lived human." Celia commented on him when they first met.
"But since you have the talent to create magic, I will agree to your adventure request."
Lord and Celia adventured together on the continent of the mythological era. They created the first country of the human race and once faced the legendary goddess and asked her to give the holy book.
After a hundred years of vicissitudes, Celia stood in front of Lord's grave and said: "It is indeed a short life, but I will remember you."
However, behind her, she has successfully reincarnated...
Reborn as Ye Qiu, he ran away from home before Ye Xiu.
Selling guides with Su Muqiu, fighting for bosses, opening a silver weapon manufacturing company, making a lot of money, and founding the Happy team with Chen Guo's father.
As for Tao Xuan?
What Excellent Era Internet Cafe?
Get lost!
In this life, I want to form my own team and build the Glory Supreme Dynasty with my own hands!
Ten years later, when Ye Xiu appeared in the Happy Club in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, Ye Qiu pulled Su Mucheng forward to introduce them.
"Mumu, this is our stinky brother, Ye Xiu."
"Ye Xiu, this is your sister-in-law, Su Mucheng."
"This is my eldest brother-in-law Su Muqiu, um...you should call me brother too!"
Ye Xiu smiled wickedly: "So you are Master Qiu, hello, I am Lord Grim."
She was reborn unexpectedly and became a cute zombie girl.
The story of an old man who is about to turn 40 and returns to high school to accompany the girls to school.
Sweet from beginning to end, without a single cut!
［Daily］［Slow tempo］［Light yuri］
[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]
Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!
———
Dumbledore: What is this?
Neos: A demon, what else can it be?
Dumbledore: Huh?
———
Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!
Neos: But... we... are wizards...
Snape: What's wrong with wizards?
Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?
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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!
Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?
Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!
Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.
Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!
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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.
Neos: Here, piglets.
Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?
Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.
"Wife, even if you are not so beautiful, rich, smart, gentle, and good at fighting, I will still love you the same."
"Yes, I know."
"Because you are the wife destined by God to me, loving you is my duty."
"No, it's because no one else will date you except me who is unlucky enough to meet you."
"...I don't think so."
Introduction of the ordinary version↓↓↓
A boy who has been single since birth meets his daughter 30 years later.
"Little cotton-padded jacket, little cotton-padded jacket, tell me, who is your mother?"
TAG: Shura Field, no system, with copies.
【Female leads: Ningguang and Beidou】【Mild and warm slice-of-life】【Child-rearing in the early stages, romance in the mid to late stages】
After transmigrating to Teyvat, Xieyang was picked up and brought home by a child named Beidou.
How does one raise a child? Who has experience with that?
……
Thousands of years later, Ningguang and Beidou cornered Xieyang against the wall.
Xieyang: “Uh, what are you two trying to do?”
“Hmm, what do you think?”
The Taoist genius girl, Qing Li, was captured by the terrifying world to participate in a survival game.
The ghost creatures wept bitterly, collectively holding banners—pleading to be sent away!
While other players frantically fled from the ghost creatures, she, carrying a large axe, chased the creatures madly as they tried to escape.
In the eerie hospital with a ghost playing hide-and-seek, she chopped off the ghost creature’s legs, saying, “Run, see where you can go!”
In the death bus, she kicked the driver away with one foot, transforming herself into the road’s female Yama, saying, “Hey, beautiful ghost sister, want to take a ride? The fare is just two eyeballs.”
In the cannibalistic hotel, facing a female ghost with a chainsaw, she smiled and said, “Is it your choice to die willingly, or do you choose a shortcut with me?”
The trembling ghost creatures: Who the heck is the antagonist here?
Live-stream viewers: Elegant, too elegant!
But only when facing Chu Ci did everyone realize that Qing Li had another side.
Qing Li: Dr. Chu, the horror world is so scary. I can’t sleep alone at night because I’m afraid.
Chu Ci: Busy with work, can’t get away.
Qing Li: Resign then, I’ll chop ghosts to support you!
Ghost creatures: ⊙▽⊙