In the ninth year of the Wude era, not long after the Xuanwu Gate Incident, the Turkic Khaganate's Jieli Khan led an army of 300,000 to Chang'an.

Yuchi Gong: "Your Majesty, please send troops! If you don't, the Turkic bastards will be scared to death by the Crown Prince's divine thunder."

Hou Junji: "Your Majesty, you do not need to send troops to attack Luo Yi. The Crown Prince has already sent men to escort Luo Yi to the palace to plead guilty with a bundle of thorns on his back."

Wang Junlang: "Your Majesty, Prince Li Yuan of Lujiang has been executed. It was all the Crown Prince's doing."

Li Jing: "Your Majesty, next time there is a rebellion to quell, just assign any junior officer. The Crown Prince has already made all the arrangements."

Fang Xuanling: "Your Majesty, the Crown Prince has run away to Youzhou again. I'm afraid Goguryeo will be ruined by him."

Cheng Yaojin: "Your Majesty, do you have any objections to sending my two sons to the Crown Prince's residence for him to train?"

Wei Zheng: "Your Majesty, I heard that the Crown Prince's fleet has conquered Borneo. My Wei family is poor, so you must make some arrangements."

Changsun Wuji: "Your Majesty, could the Changsun family be allowed to send a few ships on the Crown Prince's voyage to the Western Ocean?"

Su Dingfang: "Your Majesty, the Crown Prince ordered me to capture 100,000 slaves. What do you think should be done with them?"

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Li Shimin: "Guanyinbi, being on the throne is really meaningless."

Empress Zhangsun: "Hehe, Erlang, you should just be a good working man."

Li Shimin: "......"

This book is entirely fictional; please do not attempt to identify with it!