[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]

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In a hidden corner of the demon realm.

The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.

“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”

"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."

"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."

"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"

"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.

"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."

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"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"

On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.

“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”

He fainted from overworking, and when he woke up, his memories of his past life were restored, and he also had a system.

I should have a bright future, but... why has life become more difficult?

If you don’t pay attention in class, the system will randomly send confession text messages to girls!

I practiced until my body resembled a crane's form, and beneath a thousand pines lay two volumes of scriptures. I came to inquire about the Dao, but there was nothing more to say; the clouds were in the blue sky, and the water was in the bottle.

When Ji Shi woke up, he found himself transmigrated into the body of the Jiajing Emperor, who was obsessed with cultivating immortality, and it seemed that he had even succeeded in cultivating immortality.

When Li Jingxing awoke, he found himself in an unfamiliar environment. Around him were simple thatched huts and worn-out furniture, and a faint smell of straw filled the air. Looking down, he saw he was wearing tattered clothes and straw sandals. All of this puzzled him greatly. "How did I get here?" Li Jingxing wondered. Just then, a commotion broke his reverie.

This is a world where martial arts and demons coexist. The remaining power of six generations cultivated the First Emperor, who transformed the black dragon energy into the ancestral dragon energy and swept across the six kingdoms to unify the world. Emperor Gaozu killed a white snake demon as big as a mountain, and wielded the Red Emperor Sword to compete with Overlord for the Central Plains. Liu Xiu can really make meteorites fall from the sky, and the Great Sage Teacher really has the ability to turn beans into soldiers. There are also invincible iron fists and piercing forests... Warriors burn mountains and boil seas, destroying the world. Demons turn into disasters and run rampant. Li Ye, who has the "God-killing System", traveled to this world. Kill the Plague God to get [Eat Qi], kill the Yaksha to get [Swallow Filth], eat air and swallow filth, and then [eat ghosts]! Seize the authority of thousands of gods and demons

(Hilarious, refreshing, relaxing, ancient, historical)

Cheng Jun traveled through time to the third year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty and became the son of military officer Cheng Yaojin. He happened to meet Li Shimin who was selecting censors!

Many years later, Li Shimin said to the crown prince, "Cheng Jun is a magic sword of my Tang Dynasty. Only a virtuous person can wield it. You are young, so I will leave it to you."

The crown prince was so frightened that he burst into tears, "I don't want to be the emperor anymore, whoever wants to be the emperor can do it!"

Li Shimin also cried out loudly, "I regret choosing Cheng Jun as the censor!"

He accidentally entered the Red Mansion and became Jia Cong, a bastard of the Rong State.

In the chaotic time and space, history walked into a confusing branch.

Countless heroes and heroes who made their mark in the history books were lost in the dust of time.

New mountains and rivers were created, and the roads were rising, washing away the old chapters.

What kind of golden and jade fate are they, and who is the lover, they are all just for the strong love of wind and moon.

The delicate face is reflected in the diamond-shaped mirror, and the cold light of the sword shines across the nine provinces .

When the mountains and rivers are scattered and the snow is gone, he stands on the lonely mountain and becomes a hero for the rest of his life.

These are the events before and after my death.

Who can record them and write a strange story?

Good news: reborn on an island nation, I have a slender, alluring childhood sweetheart. Bad news: this childhood sweetheart can infinitely split, possesses mind control, and has a fiery temper. Good news: a timid, tall, delicate, and endearing neighbor has moved in. Bad news: after her death, she will become a super-demon, the first to break the rule of hiding under the covers, possessing a variety of abilities, including but not limited to infinite clones, shapeshifting, time and space control, and the contagion of malevolent thoughts. The girl who hasn't become a demon yet: I just need a little space... really just a little, even if it's just to help behind Kasyapa-kun... The infinitely split childhood sweetheart: remembering the dream where the child emerged from the operating room, knife in hand, with a wicked smile, asking whether it was a doctor or a protector... This sleazy woman needs to stay, but I need some means of suppressing her...

One whale falls, and all things come to life! When Li Chen was thirty-three, he was suddenly haunted by a bizarre dream—a bottle of mudfish he had buried as a child. More than twenty years ago, the naive man had "planted" dead mudfish in the mountains behind his house, hoping to harvest more fish, but he quickly forgot about it. Now, dreams and reality intertwine, and a strong sense of unease drives him back to his hometown to dig up the long-sealed bottle. However, the bottle no longer contained rotting mudfish, but a blood-red mist and mysterious black dots. The moment he touched the black dots, a torrent of shattered memories swept over him—a lower-dimensional world had evolved within the bottle! The carcass of a giant whale transformed into heaven and earth, countless races vied for supremacy, gods and demons fell, and ultimately, what destroyed everything was his own finger, which he had inadvertently inserted into the bottle… "Planting fish yields a world"? Li Chen unexpectedly inherited the power of the Dao within the bottle's world, but also bore the mission of repairing chaos and reshaping the universe. The boundary between reality and illusion collapsed here, and the ordinary office worker embarked on a fantastical journey beyond dimensions.