Su Yun traveled through the ancient times and happily got a system that allowed him to become stronger by lying down. It is no longer a dream to become a saint by lying down!
When the Three Pure Ones accepted disciples, he prayed frantically: "Human Sect! Chan Sect! Choose me! Jie Sect is doomed, don't touch me!"
Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said, "This boy has a unique bone structure and is destined to be with me. Join my Jie Sect!"
[This is complete! I'm on the special train for those who are not on the Conferred God List! Zhao Gongming died tragically! The Three Heavenly Gods are dead! The ten thousand immortals' coming to pay homage has turned into a ten thousand immortals' funeral!]
Tongtian: ???
[What? You want me to compete with that traitor Long-Eared Dingguangxian? Boss, are you trying to get me on the list early?!]
Tongtian:!!!
Su Yun: "Master, I have a shallow foundation and just want to lie down..."
Tongtian: "Lie down? No, you don't want to! Let me take you to Biyou Palace, Wahuang Palace, Yuxu Palace... and take a look!"
...
[Multiple time travelers + no female protagonist + cool story + system sacrifice]
Time Traveler No. 1: I, the third brother of Jinwu, want to build the most powerful demon court!
Time traveler number two: I am the Thirteenth Ancestor of Witches, and I want the Witch Clan to dominate the world!
Time traveler number three: I, King Dong, want to establish the most powerful immortal court!
Time traveler number four: Old thief Hongjun, give me your life!
…
Countless time travelers descended upon the prehistoric world, claiming themselves to be the protagonists of the prehistoric world. They punched the Three Pure Ones and kicked Zhunti in an attempt to overthrow Hongjun's rule.
Hongjun didn't care about this at all: "How dare a mere time traveler be so presumptuous! Come on! Release Hongtian!"
Thus, the story of Hongtian, Hongjun's biological son, and many time travelers begins!
He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.
GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.
But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.
…
My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.
I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.
[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]
[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]
[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]
Hou Tu: “???”
Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.
Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?
Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".
Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.
Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.
Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.
Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?
Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.
Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.
Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.
This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.
This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).
Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).
Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.
"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"
How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?
And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?
This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?
Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!
Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!
Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.
There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!
Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.
When I woke up, I actually traveled through time and became one of the ten innate spiritual roots in the prehistoric world.
The explosion of the Western Spiritual Vein is imminent. After this catastrophe, one will be led to practice the Six Pure Bamboos...
There was no time left, and it was impossible to transform. Kuzhu had no choice but to embark on a path of stealing the origin of the ancient world and creating his own path.
In this ancient world, the devil is stealing, the way of heaven is stealing, and Hongjun is also stealing. What’s the harm if I add one more?
Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,
After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.
Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.
What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.
Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!
Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!
Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!
Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?
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The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"
Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?
Lai Chen, everything in the world is about fate. I thought it was a fight of slaughter, but who would have thought that it would become the last moonlight. From then on, there is no more ancestor of all ways in the world. How can there be any primitive world!!!
A time traveler was reborn as Hongjun, but was killed by Hongjun before he could even feel happy.
When Hongjun read the memories of the time traveler, what did he mean by kicking the Heavenly Dao? Trampling Hongjun? Wait, isn't the Heavenly Dao myself?
after
Hongjun decided not to keep a low profile anymore.
Tongtian No. 1: I, Tongtian, will never become a saint!
Tongtian No. 2: What era is it now? Are you still kicking the sky?
Tongtian No. 3: Master, what do you think of me?
The subsequent development is...
Pangu: Who do you think you are? How dare you touch Hongjun?
Yangmei: Damn time traveler, stay away from fellow Daoist Hongjun.
Hongjun: I really don’t control them.
Traveler: I don’t listen, I don’t listen
Quotes:
I am the manifestation of Tao! Tao that can be spoken of is not the real Tao, everything is Tao.
No matter who you are, you have to behave yourself in front of me.
Emperor Huang Tian?
Why don’t you kneel when you see me?
Even if Pangu came, he would have to address me as teacher, let alone you, a product of the end of Pangu's world.
Most of the time, the younger generations are disobedient because they are spoiled.