Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

Egger Morriss.

Translation: Poisoned eggs.

The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.

For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.

Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?

Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!

Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!

Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?

Voldemort: ? ? ?

Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.

Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…

Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!

Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!

This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

Ye Shu, a good-for-nothing otaku, traveled through time and space, finding himself in a mediocre modern city. With no supernatural powers, let alone superheroes, he expected to live an ordinary life. However, at the age of eleven, his life took a surprising turn. "Attention, freshmen! No student is allowed to enter the Dark Forest. This is for you, Ravenclaw Ye Shu! As a senior, you must not do anything that might lead the freshmen astray!" Dumbledore declared at the freshman welcome dinner. "A cauldron is for brewing potions, not for cooking. Ravenclaw students, especially, do not imitate your senior, Ye Shu!" Snape sternly warned the freshmen during Potions class. "Broomsticks are for riding, not for standing on them and yelling about flying. Do not imitate Ye Shu's absurd behavior!" Madam Hooch declared, broomstick in hand, addressing the freshmen. "What on earth did this senior Ye Shu do that angered everyone?" The freshmen looked at each other in bewilderment.

Also known as: [Reborn Man Learns Magic in England]

In order to honor his ancestors' magic tricks, a magician in the Dharma-Ending Age is about to perform a large-scale escape trick at the end of the century. However, he accidentally dies in the middle of the trick. When he opens his eyes again, he finds that he has been reborn as a foreigner.

But fortunately, my father's family is still a small farmer. Well, it's not big but it's something. What I couldn't get rid of in my previous life, I can finally get rid of in this life.

As a result, when he was eleven years old, he received a letter sent by an owl.

"I don't know how I ended up in the Snake Hospital. Is this something I can enter?"

"Okay, forget it, let's just give up and destroy it"

In this way, a young man who took playing badly as his creed but unexpectedly mastered the magic of life became the laughing stock of the Snake Courtyard.

A lazy little snake was born at this moment!

As a result, some weird things appeared, and strange things appeared in the "ordinary" Hogwarts, which could also help me practice. Then I started to give up, while pretending to restore the glory of my ancestors, but secretly: I need you to help me practice!

In the wizarding world, magic only erupts when one is about to turn eleven. Rhine was ready to lie down when he just received the Hogwarts admission letter, until...

[Congratulations to the host for joining the Chan Sect, the Honghuang human connection system is officially bound]

Rhine: "This is Harry Potter, system, are you crazy?"

[Main quest: Make friends, participate in the Battle of the Gods and survive]

Rhine: "I repeat, this is Harry Potter. I'm going to take my head to participate in the Conferred God Battle?"

[In front of you is Yuan Hong, the leader of the Seven Monsters of Meishan. He is a natural species, more than eight feet tall, holding a water and fire stick.]

[Make friends with Yuan Hong to gain the talent - Iron Skin and Iron Bones.] Invulnerable to swords and guns, immune to water and fire, and can extend your life by a hundred years. 】

Rhine fell silent as he looked at the half-blood giant Hagrid in front of him.

"Okay, this is the primitive world, right?"

"I just want to ask, are you authentic?"

[Single female protagonist Hermione + mainly based on the movie plot, later plot changes + system]

Kevin traveled to the world of Harry Potter and grew up in an orphanage without ever coming into contact with magic. It was not until he was 11 years old that he finally received the admission letter to Hogwarts.

Reborn, he just wants to enjoy this magical journey, but as time goes by, he can't help but get caught up in it...

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Snape: Kevin? Humph! Just a cocky brat with a bit of talent.

Dumbledore: Kevin is such a good boy who would go to great lengths to help his friends.

Voldemort: Kevin, this unethical and despicable villain! He has attacked me with a crowbar every time I die!

【Taste buds bloom potion】 [A potion made of moonflower petals, Billy Wigg insect sting stinger juice and fire ash snake eggshells as the main ingredients, which can stimulate the existing flavor to the extreme, and excessive intake will cause convulsions and convulsions all over the body for up to an hour] Luke De Vere is quite satisfied with this pot of potion, and today's eight-eyed giant spider dragon's rest risotto must sell quickly. …… This is the legendary story of being able to see the introduction of everything and eventually becoming a potion master. But the problem now is that Professor Sprout wonders why I can grow herbs 100% alive, Professor Snape wonders why I can make a near-perfect potion, and Professor Trelawney doesn't understand why all my predictions come true...... Every professor wants to communicate with me after class, but I just want to go to the Room to make myself a Thunderbird Storm special. This book is again...

Rowling travels through the world of Harry Potter and awakens to become a necromancer.

Having escaped Azkaban twice, he is famous (and infamous) in the wizarding world.

But he was hired by Hogwarts as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Dumbledore: "Letting Rowling become a professor at Hogwarts is the best decision I have ever made in my life. But Rowling, why are you sitting in my seat?"

Snape: "You are definitely the next Dark Lord. I will keep an eye on you. Wait, why did you expel me?"

Professor McGonagall: "Rowling, I've told you many times that Transfiguration can't turn your pile of skeletons into a catgirl!"

...

Many years later.

Some people call Rowling the greatest wizard in the wizarding world after Dumbledore.

Some people also say that Rowling has influenced the atmosphere of the magical world and is a sinner of the magical world!

Some even say that Rowling becoming the headmaster of Hogwarts is a disgrace to Hogwarts!

Rowling, surrounded by the Scourge, sat on the golden chair in the Hogwarts Great Hall, looking helpless:

"How did I, a prisoner of Azkaban, get hired as a professor at Hogwarts and eventually become the headmaster?"

"It can only be said that a person's fate..."

The blue nine-magatama Rinnegan, with a fat, silly and cute duck god standing next to it.

Until one day, Voldemort and his army of Death Eaters surrounded Hogwarts Castle.

Our little Sith was guarding the castle gate alone.

"Tom Riddle, today you will feel what true despair is!"

"Psyduck, Freeze Ray!"

Poor Bellatrix was frozen into an ice sculpture.

"Senjutsu, Wood Release, True Thousand Hands!"

"Susanoo!"

Chen Hao stood on top of a hundred-meter-high Susanoo Buddha, looking down at the shivering Death Eaters below.

"Are you ready?"

Inside the castle.

Luna: "Sith, you're so handsome!"

Hermione: "Harry, are you sure your cousin is human?"

Ron: "Harry, a new generation of Dark Lord is born, although this guy is a bit flat!"