"—Klee: Big brother, big sister, elves are so cute! What, you don't believe me? How could Klee possibly lie?"

—Chairman Qin: I swear by my sword that I will deliver victory to you, my little fire dragon.

— Lu Guoba: Before dawn arrives, someone must light up the darkness. Baby Dragon, let's go.

—Amber: Can you keep up with me and Ponyta?!

—Lisa: There's no end to the tasks, so I might as well chat with my sister for a while, right, EDM baby…

— Fischl: I hear the whispers of fate, softly calling my name. Day and night, time and space are but illusions, yet the bonds of fate once again bring you and me into this eternal night. In the name of consecration, I summon you, you dragon cub! (PS: Oz translation: Black-eyed Crocodile)

(This is a Genshin Impact video, introducing Pokémon. Non-Genshin Impact players will not be affected by the viewing experience.)

(Keywords: elf, relaxed, everyday life)

What if Kafka awakened Steve?

Faced with the apocalyptic beast's breath, Xing He easily blocked it by simply building a few blocks.

"You are strong, but far inferior to my old friend who can roam freely in the void."

Faced with the rain of ice spikes that Cocolia unleashed, Xing He simply took out a seemingly tattered wooden shield and easily blocked them.

"You are strong, but you are far less powerful than a single axe blow from a Piglin Barbarian."

Faced with Huanlong's almost demonic ability to bewitch and manipulate, Xing He simply calmly drank a bucket of milk.

"You are strong, but not nearly as disgusting as the buoyancy of the Shadow Shell."

Afterwards, March 7th couldn't help but press Xing He for answers.

Just how strong are you?

"Without mods, I'm only a tiny bit better than them."

"What if I install mods?"

"Please, they worked so hard to become a Commander, at least give them some gaming experience."

Standing at the main seat in the central control room of Chaldea, the big screen in front of him had a conspicuous big word written on it - Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle

"Have we finally come to this point..."

Looking at the empty seats below, Lin Qi closed his eyes, and everything he had experienced during this period flashed through his mind.

He opened his eyes, and there seemed to be a flame flickering in his pupils.

"I'm here, Goetia!"

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All members of Chaldea returned, but they fell into an uproar after seeing the conspicuous big screen and the inexplicable extra records.

"... Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle, 1 person participated, and 0 people returned?"

Roman stared at the text displayed on the screen in a daze.

"Are you my knight?" the silver-haired boy asked, smiling at the blonde girl before him. This was their meeting when they were ten years old.

"Are you my bride?" Gently embracing the blonde girl, his companion for ten years, the boy questioned yet affirmed. This was the story of eighteen.

"Are you my king?" Half-kneeling at the throne, he looked up and smiled at the girl holding the Sword of Victory. The boy's smile was the same as the boy's ten years ago.

"I can be without eyes, but you, and all of Camelot, cannot be without eyes." With a smile, he forever gave his eyes to the girl, who had lost them due to the red dragon's curse. The boy had no regrets. This was twenty-five years of happiness.

"So, Arthur? Pen? Dragon? Artoria, King of Knights, young lady, will you... walk with me for life?" Smiling, he extended his hand to the girl, and the silver-haired boy asked the same question two thousand five hundred years later. This was a bond that had lasted two thousand five hundred years.

(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

[Harem] + [QCQS] + [No Green, No Thunder] (New users can enter invitation code G3854D to receive book coins) Lu Lin transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and obtained a character entry system. Not only could he invite numerous characters to join, but he could also bestow special entry attributes upon them. [Double Happiness]: When the owner experiences happiness, the feeling of happiness will be doubled. [Telepathy]: Can be granted to multiple owners; when one owner experiences intense emotional fluctuations, other owners will feel the same way. ...At the same time, as the host, he also possesses a host attribute. [Charming Demeanor]: When the host's charm value increases to a certain level, it becomes easier to gain the favor of others. [Skillful Hands]: Various life skills talents are enhanced, and hand techniques are greatly enhanced. [Critical Moment]: When activated, time can be paused. During the pause, the host can move freely for three minutes, lasting once a day. Looking at the attribute descriptions, a big question mark popped into Lu Lin's head. Are these attributes even legitimate?

[Starry Sky Railway + Honkai Impact 3rd + a few references]

[Currently completed main storylines: Black Tower Space Station, Bellberg, Luofu Immortal Ship, Pinocchio]

Huang Lan, who traveled to the pre-Honkai world, died in the final battle against the Herrscher of the End. Huang Lan originally thought that he could finally see his companions, but when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a new world.

The heroes who chase fire are reborn in a new world. What kind of story will they bring us?

(I'm a newbie, please give me lots of advice)

(I will listen to any good suggestions.)

Embark on a journey of mystery to the world of Type-Moon! The Root, the Wizards, the Throne of Heroes, the Garden of Avalon, countless parallel worlds, and those dazzling beauties! Whether it's the furnace (Sakura Matou), the pump (Rin Tohsaka), the oven (Emerald), or the nail gun (Chiel), even the legendary vise, we'll conquer it all! Type-Moon Heavy Industries, you deserve it!

How can we make a significant contribution to the development of New Ailidu?

Just go to the police station for a "chat" (a euphemism for a visit to the local authorities).

How can we make a greater contribution to the development of New Ailidu?

They could just go to the police station for "more tea" (a euphemism for extra business).

How can we make a truly outstanding contribution to the development of New Ailidu?

Just go to the police station for "a few more tea sessions" and you'll be fine.

Current simulation timeline: Demon Slayer (completed) — Crimson Knight (completed) — Dragon Raja (in progress) — Pending

The universal wishing machine - the Holy Grail. Surrounding the Holy Grail, those who carry hatred, those who stick to their ideals, those who have dreams, and those who have missions, struggle in front of this "miracle".

Huo Yuhao: "Disrespectful people, disappear under the glory of the Pharaoh!"

Tang Ya: "The soul is weak, and the machine rises!"

Orange: "Go! Fight! And then win!"

The "Master" of another world and the "Heroic Spirit" of human history "See the roar of this monster!" "Come! Come and enjoy this forbidden feast!" "Go to hell! Damn God!"

And behind this, what is hidden is - "Hehe... Hahahaha, it's really pleasing!"