Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!

This book is a sacrifice to the god of pleasure; all the inconsistencies in the text are the work of Ahaha.

[Makes up for regrets + Lighthearted + Not invincible + No female lead + Popular tropes + Main plot interspersed with historical anecdotes]

Because the information he provided was too shocking, Ye Mo was laid off.

But this also awakened the strongest journalist system.

With this, the Fontaine Shock Department gained another formidable member.

[Shocking! Barbatos refuses the angel's gift!]

[Shocking! Zhongli is actually the only Emperor-turned-black in Liyue!]

[Shocking! Thor was lured away by the tricolor dumpling!]

[Shocking! The Sumeru Cult Academy is using child labor!]

[Shocking! The Water God actually prefers to split up and act independently!]

[Shocking! Shinonin is the true pinnacle of Nata's power!]

[Shocking! The lady who attended Rosalyn's funeral did not attend]

Teyvats: Father, please stop your powers!

Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.

After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.

While studying.

Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!

When I was eight years old...

Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!

Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...

Since then.

In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.

A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.

One day.

Silky's training in the abyss has ended.

He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!

The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.

I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!

The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.

Lu Li happened to return from outside.

Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!

"Master! What are you doing here!?"

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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!

Many years later.

Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?

............

After Teyvat became invincible.

Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.

They also taught him cooking skills.

I was feeling a bit bored one day.

Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."

Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.

"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"

[Slow pace][Casual][Mid-game Pokémon arrival][Teyvat gets bigger and bigger]

Liangzhai traveled through time and saw a Hilichurl circling around him and a Slime rubbing against his feet.

Is this Teyvat really something? Our Liangzhai is going to investigate!

In Mondstadt, he is the magical "Steve" businessman, always ready to help those in need.

Not only is he a glorious Grand Knight of the Knights of Favonius, but also a close ally of the Dawn Winery...

In Liyue, he is a close friend of the Geo Archon and the other immortals, and often takes the blame for Zhongli Laodeng.

As for the countries that follow...

Please explore the areas ahead at a later time!

While chatting with Zhong Li, Su Mo accidentally activated the Honkai Impact 3 system. Through this system, Su Mo could transform into various Honkai Impact 3 characters. Herrscher of the Void versus Morax? Herrscher of the Wind versus Barbatos? Yae Sakura versus Yae no Miko? Herrscher of Thunder versus Thunder General? ... System, can you give me some real-world missions? What? Those character cards are my clones? Damn... Japanese?

Take my advice, don't click on this book, it's absolutely terrible.

My writing isn't very good; I'm using this as practice. It's based on an alternate universe, and I wrote this entirely because I like Qingque and Fu Xuan, even though I don't actually have a Fu Xuan. I write out of interest, so updates might be infrequent. Please forgive any inconvenience.

Due to an accident, Lin Ze traveled to the continent of Teyvat. As soon as he landed, before he could get familiar with the environment, he was picked up by Ganyu and taken home. He also unlocked a system that issued some strange tasks every day. For example, decompression and relaxation, going to a hot spring together, etc. However, as Lin Ze completed the tasks one by one, he found that this world seemed different. In this world, men are responsible for being beautiful, while women are responsible for earning money to support the family. And because Lin Ze is too handsome, he attracted the fanatical pursuit of all women. Ganyu: "Xiao Ze, do you want to leave your sister?" Hu Tao: "From now on in Liyue, tell me your sister's name and no one will dare to bully you!" Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: "Xiao Ze is so cute. If you are bullied, will you cry for a long time?" Shen He: "Xiao Ze, Xiao Ze, please stay by my side forever!"... When Lin Ze completed all the tasks and thought he could escape everything, he looked at the women in front of him with loving hearts and fell into deep thought. "This... is not right!"

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

【Fate+Type-Moon+Multiple Heroines+Troublemaking+Funny+Pranks+Not Following the Routine+Love+Holy Grail War+Heroic Spirits】

Minami Koji traveled to the Type-Moon world, was tricked by the system and died tragically in 99 lives. In this 100th life, he decided to completely let go!!!

BB-chan (System): Senior, don’t be like this~!!! As long as you can participate in the Holy Grail War, I will do anything~!!!

Toosaka Rin: He must be a peerless master.

Matou Sakura: Why is he letting down like this?

Gray: Master is awesome~! Master is conserving his energy~!

Arquette: Why don’t you get out of bed? Is it because the earth can’t bear you?

Altria: Master! You can definitely save us

This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)