This book is a sacrifice to the god of pleasure; all the inconsistencies in the text are the work of Ahaha.

[Makes up for regrets + Lighthearted + Not invincible + No female lead + Popular tropes + Main plot interspersed with historical anecdotes]

Because the information he provided was too shocking, Ye Mo was laid off.

But this also awakened the strongest journalist system.

With this, the Fontaine Shock Department gained another formidable member.

[Shocking! Barbatos refuses the angel's gift!]

[Shocking! Zhongli is actually the only Emperor-turned-black in Liyue!]

[Shocking! Thor was lured away by the tricolor dumpling!]

[Shocking! The Sumeru Cult Academy is using child labor!]

[Shocking! The Water God actually prefers to split up and act independently!]

[Shocking! Shinonin is the true pinnacle of Nata's power!]

[Shocking! The lady who attended Rosalyn's funeral did not attend]

Teyvats: Father, please stop your powers!

A video recap system has arrived in Teyvat, showcasing tear-jerking moments and playing Frinna's storyline, including "The Sinner's Dance."

It brought tears to the eyes of both gods and men.

Ying: You have held on like this for five hundred years. Let me hug you.

Navilette: Thank you, I really enjoyed the five hundred years of the story.

Zhongli: I signed a contract with myself to save the country and kept it for five hundred years, which ultimately deceived the will of heaven. I respect all justice that needs to be practiced by myself. Even though the divine part has dissipated and the throne no longer exists, for the entire history of Fontaine, Funina is still a god of justice worthy of recognition.

Then the song "Broken Branches and Old Dreams" was played.

[The Great Compassion Tree King: Let the world completely forget me.]

Play [The Chapter of the Immortal Fox]

[Youlezhai, I was really happy, but now watching you leave, I still feel a little lonely.]

…

After all the tear-jerking PVs were played, everyone in Teyvat's eyes were swollen with pain!!!!!!

A video playback system has appeared in Teyvat, and all sorts of high-quality fan art are being uploaded there, including various regrets from the main storyline. What kind of sparks will fly when these appear in Teyvat? (Please submit some fan art!)

Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.

After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.

While studying.

Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!

When I was eight years old...

Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!

Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...

Since then.

In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.

A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.

One day.

Silky's training in the abyss has ended.

He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!

The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.

I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!

The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.

Lu Li happened to return from outside.

Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!

"Master! What are you doing here!?"

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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!

Many years later.

Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?

............

After Teyvat became invincible.

Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.

They also taught him cooking skills.

I was feeling a bit bored one day.

Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."

Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.

"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"

[Slow pace][Casual][Mid-game Pokémon arrival][Teyvat gets bigger and bigger]

Liangzhai traveled through time and saw a Hilichurl circling around him and a Slime rubbing against his feet.

Is this Teyvat really something? Our Liangzhai is going to investigate!

In Mondstadt, he is the magical "Steve" businessman, always ready to help those in need.

Not only is he a glorious Grand Knight of the Knights of Favonius, but also a close ally of the Dawn Winery...

In Liyue, he is a close friend of the Geo Archon and the other immortals, and often takes the blame for Zhongli Laodeng.

As for the countries that follow...

Please explore the areas ahead at a later time!

Long Yan traveled to the world of Genshin Impact and happened to land next to the Rock God statue in Liyue Harbor. Then Long Yan discovered that he had the ability to absorb the elemental power of the statue. Relying on the blessing of elemental power, Long Yan successfully gained a foothold in Liyue. After a few years, Long Yan also came to Mondstadt and encountered the beginning of the story.

After traveling to the continent of Teyvat, I unexpectedly met General Thunder as soon as I arrived. But it doesn’t matter, she has the power of the God of Thunder, and I have the power of the Herrscher of Thunder!

General Thunder: "What kind of power is this? Why can you control the power of thunder that is more powerful than mine?"

Facing the incredulous look in General Lei Dian's eyes, Chen Ran smiled crookedly: "Can you be called the God of Thunder?"...

Kiana: Herrscher of the Void, you don't need to open your eyes! I am Kiana, the Herrscher of Flame from the third planet of the solar system. Herrscher of the Void: Kiana, my life belongs to me, I'll go back with you! Sirin's death doesn't matter! Kiana: Oh? (Surprised) Aren't you sad about Sirin's life? Herrscher of the Void: Human life is very short. I lived for two minutes, I'm still young, I can't sacrifice myself! Kiana: Herrscher of the Void, I didn't expect you to love your life so much. Okay then, I brought a lot of lives, but not for you~ Herrscher of the Void: Herrscher of Flame, you! Kiana: What the hell! (Explosion) Herrscher of the Void: Ahhhhh, Kono Kono Herrscher of the Void! (Ahem, although the synopsis is abstract, it's actually a story about a firefly and Sirin who traveled to an unknown world.)

Chu Fan, who traveled to the Holy Grail War, knew no magic. But Chu Fan remained unfazed, for he carried with him an FGO system. What? You're going to such great lengths to summon a powerful Heroic Spirit? Ah, I have three Saint Quartz and can summon one instantly, with no limit on the number. What? You're so precious with your Command Seals that you dare not use them carelessly? Ah, my Command Seals refresh once every day at twelve o'clock, and they won't disappear even after all are used. What? You're telling me you're banding together to take on me? Chu Fan snorted coldly, then waved his hand, and dozens of Heroic Spirits appeared around him. "I heard you're trying to outnumber me?" (This story and characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.)

Due to an accident, Lin Ze traveled to the continent of Teyvat. As soon as he landed, before he could get familiar with the environment, he was picked up by Ganyu and taken home. He also unlocked a system that issued some strange tasks every day. For example, decompression and relaxation, going to a hot spring together, etc. However, as Lin Ze completed the tasks one by one, he found that this world seemed different. In this world, men are responsible for being beautiful, while women are responsible for earning money to support the family. And because Lin Ze is too handsome, he attracted the fanatical pursuit of all women. Ganyu: "Xiao Ze, do you want to leave your sister?" Hu Tao: "From now on in Liyue, tell me your sister's name and no one will dare to bully you!" Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: "Xiao Ze is so cute. If you are bullied, will you cry for a long time?" Shen He: "Xiao Ze, Xiao Ze, please stay by my side forever!"... When Lin Ze completed all the tasks and thought he could escape everything, he looked at the women in front of him with loving hearts and fell into deep thought. "This... is not right!"