[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]

This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.

[This might be a food article (perhaps)]

When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!

Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.

Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.

In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.

In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.

In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.

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In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:

Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.

Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.

[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]

Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?

Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.

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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.

Stable updates, let's see how it goes?

The tallest tower in Nurmengard

This is a forbidden area for wizards throughout Austria and even the world.

At that moment, the cry of a baby with sunset-colored hair shattered the long-lost peace!

Grindelwald: Her bright smile will always inspire those who walk with her and light the way for the rest of my life.

A certain White Demon King: This little girl's childlike innocence and vitality are like fireworks in the night sky.

A diary entry: He is my salvation, my hope, the person who changed my life.

"Things you believed in during your childhood and the stories you experienced will become irreplaceable treasures."

"I believe that language has its own unique power, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by speaking it out!" said Xiaogong.

I, Li Gang, an indestructible physical cultivator, failed in my attempt to pass the tribulation and was reborn in a magic school called Hogwarts!

At the beginning, I was given a fire stick, and then I was asked to recite some bird language spell that I couldn’t understand?

Sorry, as the only physical cultivator in this world, I firmly believe that all beings are equal and can be "physically liberated." The end of magic is my fist!

As a result, the style of Hogwarts painting completely went astray.

The Sorting Hat trembled on my head. "Help! He's all brawn for brains!"

A Halloween monster broke into the ladies' room? Sorry, I'll take him down with a sliding tackle and a chokehold. Faster than lightning!

The thousand-year-old basilisk in the secret room wants to wrestle with me? I'll show it what "dragon tendons and tiger bones" mean on the spot!

Dementors want to suck my soul? My blood and energy will burst forth, like the sun in the sky, and I will roast you to ash!

The Triwizard Tournament requires taming a dragon with bare hands? I simply rode on its neck and asked it, "If I punch you, you might die. Do you agree?!"

When I smashed Voldemort's Horcrux with one punch, he was completely stunned.

Finally, Headmaster Dumbledore grabbed his snow-white beard and roared at me in despair: "I beg you to stop demolishing the school! Physical exorcism is prohibited at Hogwarts!"

Dumbledore quickly grabbed Orion who was about to cast a spell.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Alas~ It's not appropriate to do this in broad daylight. Fiendfyre is a powerful dark magic and can't be used carelessly!"

Orion nodded and said, "I understand, Principal. We can let him go if we carry some people on our backs, right?"

[Single Female Lead], [Le Ziwen]

A time traveler who was sent into another world by a dump truck, with an unreliable grocery store system.

While eating barbecue and humming a song in his small home in the valley, the old man with a crooked nose suddenly put a wizard hat on him and said that he wanted to start school early.

Ye Shu, a good-for-nothing otaku, traveled through time and space, finding himself in a mediocre modern city. With no supernatural powers, let alone superheroes, he expected to live an ordinary life. However, at the age of eleven, his life took a surprising turn. "Attention, freshmen! No student is allowed to enter the Dark Forest. This is for you, Ravenclaw Ye Shu! As a senior, you must not do anything that might lead the freshmen astray!" Dumbledore declared at the freshman welcome dinner. "A cauldron is for brewing potions, not for cooking. Ravenclaw students, especially, do not imitate your senior, Ye Shu!" Snape sternly warned the freshmen during Potions class. "Broomsticks are for riding, not for standing on them and yelling about flying. Do not imitate Ye Shu's absurd behavior!" Madam Hooch declared, broomstick in hand, addressing the freshmen. "What on earth did this senior Ye Shu do that angered everyone?" The freshmen looked at each other in bewilderment.

【Funny + System + Time Travel】

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Howl Weasley awakened the "氪金" system. As long as he had Galleons, he could continue to become stronger.

Others rely on hard work to study, but Hall relies on Galleon.

Others rely on their understanding to learn, but Hall relies on Galleon.

Others rely on talent to learn, but Hall relies on Galleon!

As long as you are willing to pay, you can destroy Malfoy, Black, and Lestrange.

As long as the money is paid, even Dumbledore can kill him.

Since then, the reputation of a "money-making madman" has quietly risen in Hogwarts.

Mysterious man: "I heard you are very powerful in magic, kill someone for me."

Hall: "One hundred Galleons."

Mysterious Man: "Here... help me kill Voldemort."

Hall: "Who?"

Mysterious man: "Are you scared?"

Hall: "You have misunderstood. That is the last bloodline of Slytherin, the great leader of the Death Eaters, the legendary Dark Lord, and the undead with seven clones!"

"This money is not enough..."

Jiang Wu, carrying the divine soil "Xiran Seed", airborne Hufflepuff.

Mandrake? Hum a Chinese folk song and get hypnotized!

Greenhouse vegetable farming? Cedric came over carrying dragon manure: "Do you need any help?"

Halloween feast? The snail noodle hotpot stinks, but Said pushes away the green mist: "...Can I try it?"

[Single female protagonist Hermione + mainly based on the movie plot, later plot changes + system]

Kevin traveled to the world of Harry Potter and grew up in an orphanage without ever coming into contact with magic. It was not until he was 11 years old that he finally received the admission letter to Hogwarts.

Reborn, he just wants to enjoy this magical journey, but as time goes by, he can't help but get caught up in it...

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Snape: Kevin? Humph! Just a cocky brat with a bit of talent.

Dumbledore: Kevin is such a good boy who would go to great lengths to help his friends.

Voldemort: Kevin, this unethical and despicable villain! He has attacked me with a crowbar every time I die!

Waking up, Joel found himself transmigrated into the magical world of Harry Potter, bringing with him a "Pipi Shrimp" pay-to-win system.

Charms, Transfiguration, Potions...

Spend money + grind = boundless magic!

But slowly, Joel discovered that this system was as mischievous as its name suggested.

"I absolutely cannot do something like that!" Joel vehemently refused a system-issued task.

One morning, Professor McGonagall's office doorknob mysteriously vanished.

The Gryffindor lioness was furious, while Joel, tucked in a corner, contentedly watched his Transfiguration progress bar tick up on the system panel.

This is a story about a protagonist making money and causing mischief at Hogwarts.