When a young genius Taoist priest is sent to Hogwarts to study magic…
What kind of interesting things might happen?
Or what strange challenges might he face?
As a Taoist, of course it's totally reasonable to catch ghosts, grow vegetables, and cook meals.
Dementors? What’s so scary? I’ll just tame one as a pet!
Hogwarts is a food desert? Leave it to me!
Lots of ghosts in Hogwarts? No problem, I’ll perform rituals to send them off!
Huh? Such a big forest and no one’s farming it? What a waste!
What’s in your cauldron? Brother, that smells amazing!
I heard Professor Snape has someone he loves deeply? Let me play matchmaker!
[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]
This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.
[This might be a food article (perhaps)]
When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!
Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.
Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.
In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.
In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.
In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.
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In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:
Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.
Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.
[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]
Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?
Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.
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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.
Stable updates, let's see how it goes?
Luochen traveled across time, came to the world of Harry Potter, and got the wizard supreme system. Although the system is relatively doggy, it is called a ruthless system if it is turned on and hung up. Leveling up is like drinking water, destroying Horcruxes in a few days, crushing Snape in half a year, and rivaling Dumbledore in a year.
When everyone found out that Voldemort had become a woman, and Lockhart had become a big devil, Hogsmeade was not the only one, and the Chinese language was popular all over the world...
Luo Chen has become a god, overlooking all living beings!
Smile lightly: All life in the world is in my palm. Who is more powerful than me in the world?
[Single female protagonist Hermione (yandere version), invincible, daily, only the Harry Potter world, a lot of personal settings.]
[I'm really a yandere, I don't like it if you mistakenly enter. I really can't write a description, so let's leave it at that.]
Humans are the protagonists of this world. They will never know their own potential, let alone what kind of existence they can give birth to.
When humans created the word fear, fear took on a physical form...
I, Li Gang, an indestructible physical cultivator, failed in my attempt to pass the tribulation and was reborn in a magic school called Hogwarts!
At the beginning, I was given a fire stick, and then I was asked to recite some bird language spell that I couldn’t understand?
Sorry, as the only physical cultivator in this world, I firmly believe that all beings are equal and can be "physically liberated." The end of magic is my fist!
As a result, the style of Hogwarts painting completely went astray.
The Sorting Hat trembled on my head. "Help! He's all brawn for brains!"
A Halloween monster broke into the ladies' room? Sorry, I'll take him down with a sliding tackle and a chokehold. Faster than lightning!
The thousand-year-old basilisk in the secret room wants to wrestle with me? I'll show it what "dragon tendons and tiger bones" mean on the spot!
Dementors want to suck my soul? My blood and energy will burst forth, like the sun in the sky, and I will roast you to ash!
The Triwizard Tournament requires taming a dragon with bare hands? I simply rode on its neck and asked it, "If I punch you, you might die. Do you agree?!"
When I smashed Voldemort's Horcrux with one punch, he was completely stunned.
Finally, Headmaster Dumbledore grabbed his snow-white beard and roared at me in despair: "I beg you to stop demolishing the school! Physical exorcism is prohibited at Hogwarts!"
Having transmigrated into the last bloodline of the Grindelwald family, he initially wanted to live a low-key life, but was forced to bind himself to the "Underworld God System".
From then on, the style of Hogwarts completely went astray.
"Petrify everyone? That's too lame. Come and witness the power of our Zaun petrification!"
"Want to learn the Patronus Charm? First, pay protection money to the system. Avada Kedavra can turn a melon into a rainbow color for you."
Dumbledore looked at the savior, who had been turned into a "henchman," and fell into deep thought: "This kid...maybe he can form the most cowardly villain alliance in history with Tom?"
Until one day, I was cornered by the Dark Lord, and the system suddenly prompted me—"Hey buddy, there's only one guy on the other side, call for reinforcements to take him down!"