[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

At the beginning, awaken three magatama and assassinate Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Orochimaru? You dare to experiment on Uchiha, do you want to die?

Jiraiya peeping into the women's bathroom? He's caught!

Tsunade? Let her rack up more gambling debts, so all the Senju assets will belong to the Uchiha.

It's so hard for Minato, whose wife is bigger than the sky, to become Hokage!!!

I, Uchiha Yi, have a cheat for my Sharingan and a cheat for my system. I am a Jonin but I dare to fight against Kage-level ninjas. If I open my Mangekyō, Sarutobi Hiruzen, bring your disciples along and fight with you.

This is an adventure guild that transcends dimensions. People from different worlds post and accept commissions here. However, ever since Suou joined the guild, the normal mission commission board has begun to change. And it has gradually been flooded with messages from some people: Shokuhou Misaki posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Shopping for bags, come quickly. Hayasaka Ai posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. The latest noise-canceling headphones are on the market, let's go buy them together. Tokisaki Kurumi posts a specific commission: @Shoufang. Many clones have been a little restless recently, please come over and help me calm them down. Suou Fang: "..." What on earth do you guys think of the sacred adventure guild? Suou Fang wanted to say that. Until he took a look at the rewards for the mission commissions... but they gave too much!

Having traversed various anime worlds for over twenty years, Bai Ze suddenly became bound to a system that allows diaries to come true.

"Wait, are you going to publish my old cringey diary entries?!"

No!

The diary was published, and the whole world burst out laughing!

"Communicating with spirits and deducing fate? This kid isn't afraid of shortening his lifespan!"

"The author must have written it at night, because they're busy dreaming during the day, hahaha!"

"XX Hospital? There's a terminal case of chuunibyou here. Yes, hopeless!"

People just thought it was a child's delusional fantasy and ridiculed it.

When the relevant personnel verified everything, they were all shocked!

The Most Wicked Curse Master: "Holy crap! There really is a thousand-year-old brain?! Thank you so much, I'll follow you from now on!"

Vongola Special Forces: "Useless Tsuna is the disciple of the Great God? No wonder that bastard boss couldn't become the Tenth Boss!"

The Walking Grim Reaper: "What? I have the blessing of the Grim Reaper, which is why I die wherever I go?!"

The winery's model worker said, "No wonder Vermouth looked down on me. I admit defeat to him!"

Dragon Maid: "I want to be with you forever!"

"The world of anime is so dangerous!" Ye Yin Kong, who accidentally transmigrated to a special dimension that merged multiple fantasy worldviews and possessed the body of a bewildered sixteen-year-old boy, was genuinely bewildered. Why? It's simple! Because… a third of Tokyo was divided up and named Academy City? A closer look revealed: Kooh Academy, Fujimi Academy, U.A. High School, Misaki High School… Tennozu's No. 1 High School? His younger sister's college application was for U.A. High School? Itogami Island was established in the Pacific Ocean? Sardinia in Europe was recently bombed? A giant chrysanthemum appeared in the sky above China? What the heck is the Umbrella Corporation headquarters? His neighbor Kobayashi is going on a group tour to Fuyuki City? Can you please stop messing around? A young man named Natsuki Subaru who lives nearby has been missing for a week? …Wow! Fortunately… “I’m the only Stand user? And in my Phantom Form, I’m… Thanos with a fully equipped Infinity Gauntlet?” Ye Yinkong breathed a sigh of relief. “Then there’s nothing to be afraid of!” That evening, he received an invitation from the Little Garden. “Damn it!”

Carrying the cultivation technique "Mysterious Origin Creation Manual," he transmigrates to Konoha in 1942 at the age of 6, becoming Uchiha Chen of the Uchiha clan. He grows up before the Third Shinobi World War, rises to prominence during the war, and hides in Konoha to cultivate immortality.

System + Change the World + Anime Group Transmigration + Behind-the-scenes Mastermind

When the mysterious businessman Chen Xiao descended upon the Ninja World, the price of fate was clearly marked for the first time.

"Would you like a pack? Maybe the future you want is inside."

At this point, common sense began to collapse——

The hot-blooded tail-ender, his fist gleamed with golden light like the sun;

The lone avenger, the blade in his hand whispered and roared;

The confused copy ninja transformed into a silver lightning that tore through time and space;

The scientist who is obsessed with forbidden techniques finally touches the forbidden realm beyond life and death...

But this is just the beginning. When these ninjas with the power of other worlds are thrown into the worlds that are eager to change,

Beneath the giant wall, the realm of the God of Death, the pirates' treasure, the monster's lair...

Will they become a hurricane that stirs up fate, or a miracle warrior that saves people?

"Dear members, are you ready to start your first inter-dimensional journey?" Chen Xiao smiled and assigned new tasks.

This is a story about drawing cards, changing your destiny, and creating a new legend in the world.

I'm a time traveler and a complete 2D otaku. My lifelong wish is to spend the rest of my life with a paper-faced wife, while also saying "no" to 3D women. Well, it seems half of my wish has come true. One day, I was pulled into a mysterious chat group. Glancing at the member list, I fell silent. [American Scythe]: Just blew up a building. If any jerk dares to say anything again, I'll be the next one to go. [Devil Kinniku Rin]: Damn it! I've spent all my gems this month! Anyone got a way to get some money? Urgent, waiting online! [Herrscher of the Rice]: Tonight's dinner is tempura, Kiana... Oh, sorry, I sent this to the wrong person. [Marin]: Ahhhh! Anyone got any new slimy girls? Such love! ...Looking at this group of friends, all with different styles, but all my wives from my past life, I fell into deep thought again. Wait, isn't this a "2D Beautiful Girls Chat Group"? Why was I, a man, dragged into this?

What does revenge mean? Of course it's to make your enemy suffer! To make him suffer to the point of wanting to die! To make him regret his actions! Since you, Itachi, care so much about your brother that you wouldn't kill him even if it meant destroying his entire family, how could I bear to let him suffer in this mortal world? Of course I have to send him to the afterlife to be free! Since you, Itachi, want peace so much, then let the Fourth War, the Fifth War, the Sixth War... start quickly! Since you, Itachi, care so much about Konoha Village, then of course I want Konoha to completely disappear from the entire ninja world! To achieve this goal, I can cooperate with Nagato! I can also cooperate with Black Zetsu! What the hell is this Moon Eye Plan? It's too damn conservative! As long as I can get revenge, I can do anything! What? You say those people are innocent? Aren't my dead family members innocent? Since they are innocent...

After failing in the pirate world, he traveled through time and space for the second time to become Neji, but he was facing the death of his father. He was about to be carved into a caged bird. He felt cruel in his heart and decided to give up the byakugan!