My name is Nohara Takeshi, and I live in Kasukabe. I have a younger brother named Nohara Shinnosuke, but he is not married because he is not old enough.

I attend a local primary school, where I'm not allowed to smoke and my sexual activity is restricted due to my age. Even the doctor says I'm physically and mentally healthy.

I have no extravagant desires and just want to live a peaceful life.

so...

Why is my deskmate called Kuze Shizuka!

I remember this is the world of Crayon Shin-chan, what the hell is Octopus Crack!

Seeing that the girl next to him had such strong resentment that it could even be called despair, and that she might imitate the American students on the other side of the ocean and start a school war at any time, Nohara Yi was terrified.

Is this world really for children?!

... ...

[It’s more daily, even if you haven’t read the original work, it won’t affect your reading.]

[The timeline between Crayon Shin-chan and Octopus Pierce spans a long time, so the timeline of this book is neutralized and the background is set in 2009.]

Cognition refers to the human perception of the world and the understanding of phenomena as "reality." The Phantom Thieves of Hearts seek to quench the desires of villains by seizing secret treasures, forcing them to confess their crimes and repent. Mitsui Tsubasa disagrees. He believes such immense power is wasted on just a few villains. He'd rather use cognitive science to reshape the world. By eliminating all the "bad guys" who oppose him, a perfect world where only "good guys" exist will emerge. He invests in a pharmaceutical research institute for Takemiya, enlists An Takamaki as a brand ambassador, and with the help of Futaba Sakura, builds the ctOS system, manipulates the sports world to make the Yoshizawa sisters dance for him, and becomes the new "master" of the Velvet Room. The world offers countless pleasures, but Mitsui Tsubasa simply seeks to satisfy his own petty collecting urges and embrace everything he loves. No matter how capricious he may be, this world is his. At the end of the story, he wants to witness a spectacular performance. Atop this mortal realm, under the gaze of all, he will face the final battle between humanity and the gods, alongside the Phantom Thieves of Heart, the brave men who aspire to save the world. "Cheer up, JOKER! You have been granted the honor of competing with the gods!!!"

This is the author's first novel, primarily for practice, and feedback is greatly appreciated. It starts with a D-class setting, is not a time-travel story, has no system, and some abilities are top-tier. The pacing is slow, adhering to original themes. If you enjoyed *Welcome to the Classroom of the Elite*, I invite you to check it out. Having ability is important, but giving it your all is equally crucial. Konoe Hirakawa is someone who dislikes trouble and wants to achieve high-value results with minimal effort. If something is too troublesome, he won't act even if it means sacrificing his own interests. However… “Konoe Hirakawa, if you keep giving up halfway and not giving your all, by the time you truly want to give it your all, it might be too late.”

Sixteen-year-old Hachiman Hikigaya, after a strange memory emerged, has a new perspective on life. "Everyone is born at different starting lines." "Physical strength, brains, looks, emotions, and then money." "I deeply agree with the idea of ​​simply categorizing people as winners or losers." Determined to be a winner, he leaves behind Sobu High School and the Yukinoshita sisters and enlists in the arms of the private Hyakkaou Academy. Here, he'll participate in the game of power and gain. "Life is nothing but fame, money, power, and sex—I want them all!"... Jabami Yumeko: Hikigaya-kun, let's fall into the abyss together. Momobami Kirari: Hachiman, the Hyakko family needs you, I need you, please be my husband. Momobami Ririka: Do you like your sister instead of me? Juraku Sachiko: Be my dog~ Yukinoshita Yukino: Come back. Hachiman Yukinoshita Haruno: Don't overthink it, I'm doing this for Yukino! ...(Even if you haven't watched Kakegurui or Oregairu, you can watch it without any problems.)

[Multiple female protagonists + sweetness + slow pace + cheerful daily life] (Rating just released)

【Lonely Rock+mygo+Ave Mujika (only refers to part of the original setting)】

Also known as: The Story of a Keyboard Detective Surrounded by Yandere

An all-consuming fire reduced Amamiya Haku's world to ashes.

The boy who lost his home and relatives was taken in by his mother's former best friend.

In order to pass on the ideals left by his mother, he made a decision that would change his life...

That is to accept the invitation of Chihaya Aine, a good friend from junior high school, to form a band.

After successfully forming the band and going through countless twists and turns, the truth about the fire finally came to light.

Just when Amamiya Bai thought the dust had settled, he was tied up by a group of sickly girls and thrown into the basement.

Toyokawa Shoko: "Detective~ This time, please leave the rest of your life to me~"

Nagasaki Suyo: "I'm sorry... I was the one who pushed you away... This time... I will never let go...!"

Takamatsu Deng: "Hey... like this... turn into my stone... forever... stay by my side forever... okay?"

Faced with the girls' sweet yet terrifying invitation, he finally collapsed and screamed:

"Don't come over here——!!!"

Being transported to Beika Town, a city with a crime rate far exceeding Gotham's, is a rather unfortunate situation. But who says Beika Town is necessarily hell? Here, thirty years equals three months, granting you immortality. Here, the Suzuki Group is an absolute beacon of financial investment. More importantly… criminals here won't recant their confessions unless their lawyer is Eri Kisaki. Criminals here will accept circumstantial evidence unless their lawyer is Eri Kisaki. Criminals here are flamboyant and masters of intrigue, scattering clues everywhere while claiming to commit the perfect crime. Prosecutors here, even if the police arrest the wrong person and lose the trial, will only blame their own incompetence. Police here have substitutes for their jobs, guaranteed marriages, and even fatal injuries are protected by the Grim Reaper, so there's no worry about their downfall. "Putting aside the drawback of being stuck in the timeline and unable to climb the ranks, this is heaven." The Metropolitan Police Department's Investigative Division…

What's it like to form a band? What's it like to be a "normie" (a person who is successful and popular)? Kusano Akira felt he had some authority to answer these questions. Although some unpleasant things always happened after forming the band, he managed to resolve them all without major incidents. For example, a beautiful celebrity was possessed by a strange, earthbound spirit; a flaxen-haired, love-starved girl living in the same building wanted to sabotage the current band and reunite with her old bandmates; a quirky girl in his class had been secretly recording his affairs in a notebook; and the pink-haired, socially awkward girl from the neighboring band plastered her room with inappropriate photos—although his instincts told him something was off, he managed to handle all of those situations satisfactorily. For someone making friends for the first time, Kusano Akira felt he had done a pretty good job. It's just that his friends have been looking at him strangely lately, as if something dangerous might happen at any moment—probably just his imagination. "Aine, what are you doing here? How did you get into my house? What are you doing with that rope? Is it some new game?"—[Male protagonist story, harem]

Nekoyashiki Haru, a 17-year-old male, dropped out of school to play in a band. He's blind, drinks a little but never smokes. He loves to draw, though he's not very good at it. After many years, he returned to Shimokitazawa, only to find he'd completely lost his sight. Fortunately, a miraculous pink soft-bodied creature led him to safety, saving him from a treacherous staircase. From then on, he began his life as a staff member at the livehouse called "Starry Sky." ……………When he went to sleep… he kept hearing someone whispering strange things in his ear. Yellow: No need to try anymore, kitty. I'll always be by your side. Blue: Let's just be friends. I can't live without you. Red: I'll snatch you from you, please wait a little longer. Pink: Thank you… Thank you for watching over me. I'll repay you with my whole life… But if you don't accept, I'll go to $^^•$+" (an incomprehensible voice). "What will my ending be like…?" Nekoyashiki Haru couldn't help but wonder, realizing he wasn't the only one in his family.