Shimizu Mitsuki looked at Hyuga Hiashi with exasperation: "What are you calling me 'son-in-law' for! How many times have I told you, use your job title when you're working!" Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately said, "Mitsuki, look at my fifty million..." "Fifty million? Three hundred million!" Shimura Danzo immediately got drunk: "Mitsuki! Are you preparing a surprise for us old guys?!" Shimizu Mitsuki just shook his head and remained silent. How high does one's position have to be to be considered high? Back home, Yukino Yukinoshita had a blank face. "What's so good about that Sakayanagi Arisu? Why are you so infatuated? Tell me, I want to learn from her!" Shimizu Mitsuki just sighed and replied, "I'm just loyal to love." "But you're loyal to your love for them!" Shimizu Mitsuki didn't want to argue, he just wanted to say, "Let the evil wind of everyday anime's beauty trap blow in!" (Harem, minor ensemble cast)

[Real-Time Coach + Hachiman + Dreaming of Future Wives] Hachiman Hikigaya dreams of different wives every night. At first, he thought it was just a teenage boy's dream, until he discovered they all came from Advanced Nurturing High School... Airi Hikigaya: Hachiman, you promised to take pictures with me. Suzune Hikigaya: A good morning kiss... I'll consider it. Kikyo Hikigaya: Tell me! Did you secretly go see that bitch Horikita behind my back?! Megumi Hikigaya: Hachiman, it's so good to have met you. Haruka Hikigaya: Hachiman, let's go to Airi's concert together. Honami Hikigaya: Hachiman, I want another child~ Hiyori Hikigaya: Hachiman, reading is enough for this life. Arisu Hikigaya: Oh well, I'll have to let Masumi do it for me. Masumi Hikigaya: Tsk! I'll crush you, you heartless bastard! Komachi XX: Brother, I'm getting married today! Hachiman: Only this one, absolutely not!!!

(Grand Blue + Date A Live + Oregairu + ...)

Looking at the dilapidated Yorozuya before him, Tengu Ginyu fell into deep thought...

"Why are there still weirdos in this world?!" Tengu Ginyu put the Time Driver into the Four-Dimensional Chrysanthemum, plopped down in a chair, and burst into tears.

Pacific Rim, Jaeger, Godzilla

On the blue planet that traverses historical gaps, Qin Feng discovers a super black technology.

It can capture information about people's past lives through soul particles.

but,

After Qin Feng put on the capture device, he was shocked to find...

Countless movies, TV shows, and novels I've watched have been captured by this device!

When that hundred-meter giant appeared, all of humanity was in an uproar!

"So, so this is the truth of history!"

"Our past was truly so glorious?"

Even after thousands of years, he will still be a hero of humanity!

My name is Qin Sanshu, I'm 17 years old, and I live in the Sakura-sou area of ​​northeastern Chiba. I'm unmarried and once won the Merlin Award, the "Oscar" of the magic world, at the age of seventeen. I attend Sobu High School, but since graduation only requires a two-thirds attendance rate, I'm often absent and late, completely unlike a student. My main profession is detective work, and I often assist Inspector Megure of the Third Violent Crimes Investigation Division of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department in solving cases. Because of my identity as a high school detective, I'm very popular with girls at school, but I remain single. Because—women only slow down my deductions!

It's common knowledge that pink-haired beauties are generally gentle, kind, considerate, and virtuous—ideal girlfriends and wives. Watanabe Yuuki, transported to another world, is surrounded by such beauties: his childhood friend is pink-haired, his neighbor is pink-haired, his school seatmate is pink-haired, the girl in the next class who likes him is pink-haired, his teacher is pink-haired, the stalker girl who's been following him is pink-haired, the beautiful girl he meets is pink-haired, and even the alien is pink-haired. Pink-haired is fine; they're all cute, and he likes pink-haired girls, so finding a girlfriend and living a happy life shouldn't be difficult. But his childhood friend went to study in England, his neighbor is a socially awkward seamstress who stays home all day, and his seatmate is also socially awkward and plays in a band. For some reason, the stalker girl who's been following him is out of the question. He can't betray his ancestors, can he? The beautiful girl he meets seems to have some mental issues. The alien is another story—what about being raped? All the pink-haired girls around him seem a bit off. Why is finding a girlfriend so difficult? So, Watanabe Yuuki turned his attention to Goto Jiri, the most normal-looking among the group of pink-haired girls. Goto Jiri: Yuuki-onii-chan, I'm only seven years old this year.

Looking at Ooka Momiji, who bore the titles of 'childhood friend' and 'adopted sister,' Mr. 55, whose body after transmigrating was now named Ooka Takeshi (originally Akai Tsutomu), felt a slight panic. "I have no memories of what happened before I entered the Ooka family. The idea of ​​having an adopted sister I could marry was just a natural progression… So, could you please remove that gun from my temple, Mary?" Mr. 55 said calmly, looking at the girl beside him who was pointing a pistol at his temple.

Shirou, who had only wanted a peaceful and easy life, was unexpectedly struck by a series of events: system awakening, blank class cards, connection to the Throne of Heroes, Servant summoning, and stepping into the Holy Grail War—thus beginning his irreversible path to becoming a nuclear-powered swordsman! The lingering scent of witches, Unlimited Blade Works, the Feast of Flames, the Fourth Progenitor, the covetousness of evil gods, the frenzied feast of god-slaying… bonds that should never have been forged begin to appear…