"That year, I saw the students of Class B slumped in their chairs, sobbing uncontrollably. That scene is unforgettable. At that moment, I thought, if I could become the class president of Class B, I would lead Class B to victory!" "So, Ichinose, let me be the class president of Class B." "No, Uesugi-kun, you're too radical." "Ichinose, you'll regret this!" "Uesugi, I am the class president of Class B." *Slap!*... "Hmph, naive Ichinose, do you think I can't do anything if you don't agree? Shibata, notify Kanzaki to prepare to close the net!" "Uh, um, Uesugi—" "Shut up, Shibata, this time we must act quickly. Before Ichinose can react, expel them from school. I want to see who can stop me this time." After a while, "The wind on the rooftop is so strong..." "Uesugi, come down quickly, I will never reveal your plans to Ichinose again." "You write it down!!"

When an era is romanticized, it signifies its complete passing. For Chen Junqian, a struggling children's literature writer who remains a mediocre figure despite years of effort, he'd rather be reborn into his familiar yet alien childhood than travel to a supposedly wonderful but unrealistic two-dimensional world. However, the condition is that he must create the best romantic comedy in this most realistic and mundane world, starting in 2009. Lacking a childhood friend with maxed-out affection, he'll artificially create the perfect one. Without a gentle and considerate older sister next door, he'll try to hold onto the online romance offline. Forced to become the male protagonist of a romantic comedy, his task is to recapture the lost opportunities of his past life. If there are no events, create them; if there are no stories, create them. This book is definitely not a guide to rebirth in the new millennium, but I guarantee it will be one of the best time machines ever made.

"Horse girls possess three times the strength and speed of ordinary people." "But their minds are often like flowers in a greenhouse." "Every trainer wants to help the horse girls they are responsible for realize their talents on the track, or even surpass their own talents." "Everyone has the opportunity to do this. But others rely on luck, while I rely on ability." - From the internal reference material of legendary trainer Zhou Taian, "Special Horse Training Techniques: From the Flash Series to Horse Jumping"

I am Hachiman Hikigaya. My cheat ability is accessing the memories and experiences of Hachiman Hikigaya from other timelines. As everyone knows, I, Hachiman Hikigaya, am a workaholic in the industry, with countless identities: writer Hachiman, the son-in-law of heaven Hachiman, the son-in-law Hachiman, the magician Hachiman, the god-slayer Hachiman, the association agent Hachiman...

[Urban supernatural abilities + system + high intelligence + decisive action + single female lead]

Since the beginning of the Great Nirvana Era, due to several sudden psionic tides, all things on Earth have undergone a frenzied evolution.

The transition between the old and new orders is a celebration for the beasts and those with awakened abilities, while the unawakened can only struggle to survive at the bottom!

Xu Chao was originally just an ordinary student at a second-rate liberal arts university. In his junior year, he unexpectedly awakened a special ability that allowed him to seize the innate abilities of exotic beasts, thus beginning his life of reversal of fortune.

What? A dual-power awakener is already a prodigy!

Xu Chao looked at the ten superpowers on his panel and fell silent.

......

Killing the second-tier alien beast Shadow Rat grants the E-rank ability 'Shadow Escape'.

Defeating the Tier 5 alien beast, the Azure-Eyed White Fox, grants the A-rank ability 'Eye of Detection'.

Consume 1000 Source Points to upgrade the beginner martial skill 'Wind Breaker' from the Lesser Mastery level to the Greater Mastery level.

Consuming 100,000 Source Points, the A-level ability 'Eye of Exploration' was upgraded to the S-level ability 'Eye of Truth'.

Consuming 1,000,000 Source Points, the S-level ability 'Spatial Travel' was upgraded to the SS-level ability 'Spatial Teleportation'.

And so, Xu Chao experienced both pain and joy! He frantically hunted monsters to obtain Source Points while simultaneously leveling up at an astonishing pace!

My family, I will protect them!

Goddess, I will protect you!

Thus began his legendary journey...

Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"

Sixteen-year-old Hachiman Hikigaya, after a strange memory emerged, has a new perspective on life. "Everyone is born at different starting lines." "Physical strength, brains, looks, emotions, and then money." "I deeply agree with the idea of ​​simply categorizing people as winners or losers." Determined to be a winner, he leaves behind Sobu High School and the Yukinoshita sisters and enlists in the arms of the private Hyakkaou Academy. Here, he'll participate in the game of power and gain. "Life is nothing but fame, money, power, and sex—I want them all!"... Jabami Yumeko: Hikigaya-kun, let's fall into the abyss together. Momobami Kirari: Hachiman, the Hyakko family needs you, I need you, please be my husband. Momobami Ririka: Do you like your sister instead of me? Juraku Sachiko: Be my dog~ Yukinoshita Yukino: Come back. Hachiman Yukinoshita Haruno: Don't overthink it, I'm doing this for Yukino! ...(Even if you haven't watched Kakegurui or Oregairu, you can watch it without any problems.)

Su Can, who had just been admitted to university, died unexpectedly and ended up in a place called Mingbei High School.

In this cruel world, he chose the path of a cultivator to strengthen himself, completing one impossible task after another, all for the sake of obtaining that damned university acceptance letter.

Hachiman Hikigaya: "No, please stop broadcasting! You'll get killed, you really will get killed!" Yukino Yukinoshita: "Hehehe, Hachiman-kun, another one! What am I supposed to do?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Eh-le-le, ah-le-le-le, even I'm smitten after watching this." Yui Yuigahama: "Hachiman,..." Although it's a video, this isn't good. "Iroha Isshiki: 'Senpai, you have to take responsibility for me!'" Kawasaki Saki: "So I've already given myself away?" Totsuka Saika: "Why haven't I been chosen yet? Am I even a girl? I really want to be with Hachiman!" Hikigaya Komachi: "Eek! I'm not his biological child after all??? Get out of here, you stinky women, let go of my Onii-chan!" Kyoka, Rumi, Hina, Yumiko, Jun: "Even we have him???!!" "You guys are alright, I'm the most outrageous one!!!" Orimoto Kaori (ex-girlfriend): "Get out of here, I finally get to get married, and you're all trying to steal him away, get out of here!" Hiratsuka Shizuka

Waking up, he found himself transmigrated into the body of Hachiman, the self-destruction master. Looking at his lifeless eyes in the mirror, he secretly made a vow. He would make all those who had mocked him involuntarily say, "Look, that person seems like a social butterfly." Until one day... "Tell me, which one do you choose?!" Looking at the girls surrounding him, each holding various weapons, a bead of cold sweat trickled down Hachiman's forehead.