In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)

[Life Restart Simulator]

[Enter the chapter "Summer Reappearance of Ichinose Hoba"]

[Five talents have been randomly selected: A Promise Worth a Thousand Gold, Tokyo Handsome, Flower Protector, Youngster of a Noble Family, and Controlled by a Younger Person]

[Simulation Starts]

[Day 14: On the night of the fireworks festival, you blocked Ichinose Hoba's blade that was stabbing at Karuizawa Megumi. Under the grief and shock of the two, you died]

[This simulation has ended. Please choose a talent to keep and carry over to the next simulation]

…………

[Ending Achieved: Bystander - Human joys and sorrows are not connected. We often ignore many causes, and we can only see the results]

[Ending Achieved: Symbiosis - The strongest relationship in the world is accomplice]

[Ending Achieved: Salvation - Let's make a promise here that we will go a long way together in the future]

On the day of the real time travel, Kitagawa Ryo, who came to Tokyo High School, scratched his head and said,

"Uh, but I cleared the game with all CGs and all endings."

[Puella Magi Madoka Magica + MyGO/Ave Mujica + Sho ALL] People call growing women "girls," so you, who will eventually be called "witches," should be called "magical girls." For some reason, Shoko Toyokawa is on the verge of becoming a witch. To avoid dragging down her teammates, she's quitting Crychic. But why did Tomo chase her? She affectionately calls out, "I want to be Sho's heart-shaped box." Mikado Hatsuka, her childhood sweetheart, whom she hadn't seen in years, takes her home. Information dealer Wakami Yutenji cries and cries, hugging her legs, declaring, "I'll do anything." Super mercenary Hachiman Kairin makes a lifelong pact with herself. And Wakaba Mutsu, who's more like a sister than a sister, made the unforgettable wish upon becoming a magical girl: "I want to always be by Sho's side." When did so many troublesome people appear around me? And, Yuki, why did you put your scythe on my neck? What is Witch Nirvana? Progress Catalog: Story of Nirvana (√) Story of Lost (√) Story of Reincarnation (√) Story of Transcendence (In Progress)

Yuan Jing liked being alone. No, it should be said that he loved being alone. He wasn't naturally solitary or disliked people. It was just that when he was with others, he needed to be more or less considerate, to some extent bending his will, and sometimes even doing things he was unwilling to do. He didn't want this. There were only twenty-four hours in a day, and he wanted every minute to pass just for himself. In his opinion, being completely absorbed in something he loved, only to regain consciousness as the sun set, was the life he could call happiness. If [The Emotionless Phone Predator]

Accidentally transported to Earth, this world allows the discovery of past life memories and the inheritance of past abilities through special means. Jiang Lan discovers that his first life was Kamen Rider Kuuga! Later, he became Ryuki, Kabuto, Decade, and other Kamen Riders, causing a global sensation! Seeing Jiang Lan transform into Ultimate Kuuga atop a snow-capped mountain to battle Daguba; seeing him sacrifice himself to protect others from the monsters of the Mirror World, dying in his friend's arms; seeing him unleash a passionate massacre with the Purple Lantern to ensure the continuation of the Riders' stories! Countless people were moved! "Jiang Lan has reincarnated countless times, silently protecting humanity and Earth!" "I can't imagine what Earth would be like without Jiang Lan!" "Beneath his mask, he's just flesh and blood!" Having his past life memories exposed, Jiang Lan also gained all the abilities of his previous life! One day, a tokusatsu (special effects) show invades reality! Jiang Lan silently pulls out a large gold watch, becoming a supreme and powerful Demon King…

Yuuma transmigrates to the Naruto world, becomes a member of the Uchiha clan, and obtains an entry extraction system.

You can extract other people's entries simply by making contact with them.

It can also increase the level of affixes by absorbing combat points.

[Ding, extracting Naruto Uzumaki's entry, obtaining the entry: Tailed Beast Chakra (Purple)]

[Ding! Extracted Hiruzen Sarutobi's skill entry, obtained the skill: Quick Ninjutsu Mastery (Gold)]

[Ding, extracting the Pain entry, obtaining the entry: Rinnegan (Red)]

...

As Yuuma continued to extract entries, his name resounded throughout the ninja world.

Kakashi: After meeting Yuzuru, I realized that my copy was worthless.

Orochimaru: I used the Impure World Reincarnation technique, and you just turned into a living person?!

Itachi: In the world of Tsukuyomi, space,...

Is there anything wrong with your simulation? Why do things that could destroy the world keep appearing? Hey, don't worry, it's just a simulation, after all. Can you really simulate something as abstract as malice coming to life in Uma Musume? And vampires, tarot cards that control fate, heroes capable of destroying the world, zombies, even monsters? Um, but... wasn't this your own choice? Oh, never mind then. Hmm, I really want to summarize something more. But, okay, I'm very, very, very [Xiao Xue Meng Ying] when it comes to writing introductions.