Uma Musume Pretty Derby, But a Simulator

Is there anything wrong with your simulation? Why do things that could destroy the world keep appearing? Hey, don't worry, it's just a simulation, after all. Can you really simulate something as abstract as malice coming to life in Uma Musume? And vampires, tarot cards that control fate, heroes capable of destroying the world, zombies, even monsters? Um, but... wasn't this your own choice? Oh, never mind then. Hmm, I really want to summarize something more. But, okay, I'm very, very, very [Xiao Xue Meng Ying] when it comes to writing introductions.