Good news: I've traveled through time, to the world of Fairy Tail. Even better news: The magic can summon plants, and not just any plants, but the ones from the Plants vs. Zombies mini-game. Bad news: I haven't seen Fairy Tail, so I don't know the plot. Even worse news: The summoned plants aren't the ones Kern is familiar with. ...Kern, having traveled through time, gazed upon the summoned [Worker Sunflower], [HR Ice Shooter], [Surplus Value Sun Mushroom], and all sorts of other bizarre plants, lost in thought.

The protagonist travels to Uncle Nine's world and joins a chat group. It's just that the members are all little brats: the beast-milk-loving Emperor Desolate, Kanna, the dragon maid from the Krillin family! Magical Girl Sakura, Nezha the Magic Pill, Tushan Susu, Haibara Ai (??? Is this considered a cub???), Xiaoyu from Jackie Chan's Adventures, and Son Goku from Dragon Ball...

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

Su Lin originally thought that he was the protagonist of the system flow, but he was at a loss for system points. A prompt informed him that he had joined the chat group.

"Su Lin, Ye Fan, Xiao Yan, Han Li, Monkey D. Luffy, Emiya Shirou"

"Zhongli, Lu Mingfei, Klein..."

Looking at Luffy in the group who had just defeated Kaido, Su Lin made progress in making his first points.

"@鲁飞do you want to save Ace?"

So when darkness and turmoil came, Dacheng Holy Body calmly asked people to help

The planet breaks through the galaxy for the measuring rock gun

A man commands the world's flames from a corner of the starry sky

The man with dragon wings and golden eyes sat on the throne to judge

And Su Lin was thinking about how to appear more handsome than the previous ones.

After unlocking the dimensional star map through modules, allowing him to travel to countless worlds, he decided to completely change his gameplay. He would bring love and peace to each world, and then bring back all the resources, technology, and even all the beautiful girls from each world to his own. There were beast-eared superheroes from Terra, Strike Witches soaring through the skies, all-powerful angels from Cyprus, students from Giwotos, and all sorts of otherworldly races. Wait, why are there also Iron Witches, Goblin Dens, and Hypnotic Guidance—all these strange things?!

When Lin Mo woke up, she found herself transported to the world of "Puella Magi Madoka Magica".

The only cheat code was the game that mutated due to the time travel—it became a mysterious system that could load "character templates".

[Initial Character: Madoka Kaname (Magical Girl) Kyubey]

Cognition refers to the human perception of the world and the understanding of phenomena as "reality." The Phantom Thieves of Hearts seek to quench the desires of villains by seizing secret treasures, forcing them to confess their crimes and repent. Mitsui Tsubasa disagrees. He believes such immense power is wasted on just a few villains. He'd rather use cognitive science to reshape the world. By eliminating all the "bad guys" who oppose him, a perfect world where only "good guys" exist will emerge. He invests in a pharmaceutical research institute for Takemiya, enlists An Takamaki as a brand ambassador, and with the help of Futaba Sakura, builds the ctOS system, manipulates the sports world to make the Yoshizawa sisters dance for him, and becomes the new "master" of the Velvet Room. The world offers countless pleasures, but Mitsui Tsubasa simply seeks to satisfy his own petty collecting urges and embrace everything he loves. No matter how capricious he may be, this world is his. At the end of the story, he wants to witness a spectacular performance. Atop this mortal realm, under the gaze of all, he will face the final battle between humanity and the gods, alongside the Phantom Thieves of Heart, the brave men who aspire to save the world. "Cheer up, JOKER! You have been granted the honor of competing with the gods!!!"

The No-Job Arrangement has been concluded]

Gawain, the prince of the Vitrum Empire, is a natural born superior man.

He can cleanse the earth with his flesh when he grows up, and he is cold and ruthless.

His ideas are those of an authoritarian empire, his principles are those of racism, and his hobby is to burn the home planets of those who disobey him into works of art.

"Gawain User's Manual"

1. If you want to survive, please practice kneeling in advance;

2. If you want to save your own race or civilization, please offer your motherhood;

3. If you want to fundamentally change him, please offer your pure motherhood.

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"Yes, Roxy, Sylphy, Nangong Nayue, Himeragi Setsuna, they are all women who can be my mothers."

"Lack of love? Repressed? We Vi people are like this."

——Gawain's "Memoirs of the Emperor" -The

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[World: No-Job Reincarnation → Strike Back (ing) → (To be determined)]

[Multiple heroines, interpersonal relationships, no-job rebirth: the best of times]