[Inventory] [The low score is due to the small number of words. Quality is guaranteed!] [Funny and lighthearted] [Moderate conspiracy theory] [Objective evaluation of the characters!]

The 64th year of Konoha.

The Chunin Exams are in full swing.

Suddenly,

A curtain of light appeared in the sky, and the Ninja World Live Broadcast Inventory System was activated!

[Uchiha Shisui: "Itachi, I'm entrusting the future of Uchiha to you. How are you protecting it?"]

[Uchiha Itachi: “…”]

[Uchiha Obito: "This ninja world does not deserve sympathy..."]

[Hatake Kakashi: "Obito, I never thought that you were still alive..."]

[Nohara Lin: "Obito, come back soon..."]

When the inventory comes to Boruto...

[Uzumaki Boruto: "Even so, I am still a ninja!"]

[Uzumaki Naruto (young man): "Son, good job!!!"]

[Uchiha Sasuke (young): "That's right, Boruto. Your father also walked step by step this way..."]

[Senju Hashirama: "That kid named Kawaki is too arrogant!!"]

[Uchiha Madara: "Humph, who said the era of ninjas is over? Kid, do you want to dance too?"]

"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

"Wearing women's clothing can greatly improve your training efficiency, and you can also gain a lot of rewards through intimacy points."

Uchiha Lin: "Don't even think about it, I'm not that kind of person."

"In seven years, the night of genocide will come."

Uchiha Lin: "..."

——

Uchiha Itachi: "When I saw her practicing secretly in the woods, I knew she and I were actually the same kind of people."

Uchiha Shisui: "If the Uchiha clan had more people like this, how could Konoha and the Uchiha clan have reached the point they are in now?"

Uchiha Obito: "In this false world, there seems to be some truth left. It's okay to stop for a moment for the fleeting truth."

…

Uchiha Rin: "...Actually, from the beginning, I just wanted to try my best to survive the night of genocide."

This book is also known as: "I Really Don't Want to Be a Cross-Dresser" and "When I Take Off My Skirt, I Will Amaze the World"

"Ye Feng! I've told you so many times not to use sword-riding to fly a broomstick! And you are not allowed to steal Hermione's wand and use your own wand as chopsticks!" This is a story about a time traveler who single-handedly changes the style of Hogwarts; this is a story that makes the Hogwarts executives frantically modify the school rules just to restrict our protagonist; this... should be an interesting story.

Traveled to the wealthy Hyuga clan in Konoha and became Miss Hinata.

Hinata was determined not to be a loser anymore and must enjoy the treatment that a wealthy lady deserves.

Madara: Do you want to dance too?

Hinata: I want to go clubbing!

ps: More like daily comedy

Custom tags: student, travel, fat, relaxed

Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

There is a saying in Marvel that the poor rely on mutations, the rich rely on technology. But Levis only relies on writing a diary.

But who of the serious people writes a diary?

You can become stronger by writing!

Really? Come on!

Levis did it directly without any hesitation.

It's just a diary, write whatever you want. Think about the diary that Principal Kaishen wrote back then, it was brilliant! Not to mention, writing can make him stronger!

Who can resist such temptation?

However, Levis didn't know that just as he finished writing, a guy nicknamed "Tony Big Shit" became the first lucky reader of the diary...

Tony: Jarvis, please translate for me what a big piece of shit means!

Lu Dan: I have worked in SHIELD for so many years and spent so much money, and suddenly someone tells me that this is SHIELD. Coulson, if it were you, would you believe it?

Thor: Who would believe that I could crush Meowthroat with one hand? My family, even my brother Loki wouldn't dare to make up such a story!

Captain America: Recently, people keep saying that I can use Thor's hammer! Rumors! Pure rumors. Even the Hulk can't use it, so how can I use it? Impossible, absolutely impossible! I hope everyone will not make rumors, believe in rumors, or spread them.

Black Widow: Anyone want to drink my bath water? Go ahead, I just swam across that ocean.

Thanos: Titan, I am Titan, Thanos Titan, not the Purple Potato Spirit! Nor is he called Thanos Dad! (Deadpool: Let me swear on the name of death that he is not the Purple Potato Spirit, nor is he called Thanos Dad!)

…

Levis: Hey, why are you all looking at me? You know me, I'm a serious person! I never write a diary.

[System + Infinite Stream] Existing worlds: Teyvat, Star Iron, Fate, Demon Slayer

"Actually, I am also from Liyue. Do you believe it?"

"Nonsense! You are a pure Xumi person, and the wanted poster of the Ministry of Education clearly states that! And you even broke into the Jingshan Palace! Don't explain!"

"This is all a misunderstanding!"

A lazy person who accidentally entered Teyvat with an unreliable golden finger, his future has long been unclear.

Your talent seems pretty good, can you lend it to me?

Your skill is quite cool, can you lend it to me?

What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine!

What? Random?

What should I play then? Play the market?

Zhao Tingxi traveled through time and space and became a baby.

When he opened his eyes, he saw three huge heads! One was green, one was blue, and one was red!

As a devoted Pokémon simulator player, Zhao Tingxi recognized them immediately. Aren't they the three gods of Fengyuan: Rayquaza, Kyogre, and Groudon?

What is this for?

[Do not break up the original CP][Single female lead][Try to salvage the regrets in the original work as much as possible]

Transmigrating to an ordinary world, Xu Wencan acquired a dimensional editing system. By registering and uploading videos, he could receive a 50,000 yuan creative incentive. As a beta tester of the Pili Pili Dimensional Editing System, his videos would also be promoted to everyone in other worlds, earning him rewards and tips. And so... Top 10: He fell before dawn—Flame Pillar vs. Upper Moon Three; Top 9: It Wasn't My Fault—Kaneki Ken vs. Yamato; Top 8: Konoha's [A Bowl of Hearty Candy]