Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

He transmigrated into Douluo Continent and awakened a blind box martial soul, which was indeed born with full soul power.

Everyone laughs at my useless martial spirit, but little do they know that the blind boxes I sell can contain rewards from all over the world.

Hu Liena, out of curiosity, spent a gold coin to open the box, and her soul power surged on the spot, shocking everyone present.

From then on, the Spirit Hall was in an uproar.

"A Title Douluo opened a box and all he got was an embroidery needle?"

"Don't complain about the quality; you only opened a level 10 Soul Master blind box."

"How much gold does it cost to open a level 90 blind box?"

"Not expensive, only about a million gold soul coins."

Hu Liena went on a shopping spree, Qian Renxue conducted a secret investigation, and Bibi Dong personally oversaw the operation.

When the war of gods broke out, I silently took out my blind box:

"Shall we open the box? This time, the guaranteed drop is a legendary item."

What does revenge mean? Of course it's to make your enemy suffer! To make him suffer to the point of wanting to die! To make him regret his actions! Since you, Itachi, care so much about your brother that you wouldn't kill him even if it meant destroying his entire family, how could I bear to let him suffer in this mortal world? Of course I have to send him to the afterlife to be free! Since you, Itachi, want peace so much, then let the Fourth War, the Fifth War, the Sixth War... start quickly! Since you, Itachi, care so much about Konoha Village, then of course I want Konoha to completely disappear from the entire ninja world! To achieve this goal, I can cooperate with Nagato! I can also cooperate with Black Zetsu! What the hell is this Moon Eye Plan? It's too damn conservative! As long as I can get revenge, I can do anything! What? You say those people are innocent? Aren't my dead family members innocent? Since they are innocent...

Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.

He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.

Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?

Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?

Xiao Nan: Mm.

Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!

Payne, Deidara: ?

Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Hua Hong traveled through winter and became the Traveler, the twelfth seat of the Fatui's executive officers. After three years of forbearance, he finally made it to the day of the simulation system's activation. He initially believed this was all a replica, a fake, but when Keqing threw a bracelet in his face and, with a suppressed murderous intent, demanded, "Cancer, being hunted by enemies, running away due to debt? What other excuses do you have?" Seeing the lightning flashing around Keqing, Hua Hong raised his hands and said, "Listen... I'll explain it to you!"

【Plagiarist+Comics+Live Broadcast】

Su Yi has traveled through time! The opening scene is the finals of the national top comic competition!

The entire internet was ridiculed! The judges were disdainful! Because he only advanced by luck thanks to the top 30 contestants collectively suffering from food poisoning!

Everyone was waiting to see him make a fool of himself by being eliminated in the first round, but...

[Ding! The Super Cartoonist system has been activated! Newbie gift packs have been distributed!]

When faced with the theme of "Superman", the image of the bald man in a cape came to his mind!

He resolutely chose - "One Punch Man"!

But to draw Saitama Sensei, you must first become Saitama Sensei!

In the gym, he vomited, bled, and collapsed! [High-intensity physical training completed! S-rank "One Punch Man" drawing skill unlocked!]

[Passive Skill: Hero's Heart, stamina consumption is halved when drawing One Punch Man, and concentration is doubled!]

When he started to create, on a piece of white paper, there appeared a boiled egg with facial features?

The whole place was in dead silence! The barrage of comments exploded!

Judge Wang Meng roared, "Garbage! Public humiliation! Su Yi, get off the stage!"

Under the gazes of millions, Su Yi remained calm. He picked up a pen and wrote four large characters next to the painting:

"One! Punch! Super! Man!"

From that moment on, all the ridicule will turn into shock and worship!

You think I'm drawing a bald head? No, I'm drawing a god!

Unexpectedly arriving in the world of Naruto, Uchiha Chiren desperately trains to save his life. He nearly escapes assassination after calling Danzo a eunuch and is sent to the battlefield as cannon fodder. Fortunately, he awakens a system that allows him to choose an ability from his opponent after each battle. [I choose Uzumaki Physique] [I choose Spirit +1] [I choose Constitution +1] [I choose Eight Gates Ninjutsu!] [I choose Flying Thunder God!]... Initially, Shimura Danzo was ecstatic, hoping this second battle would end Uchiha Chiren's fate. Unexpectedly, all his previous machinations proved ineffective, and Chiren even managed to activate his Mangekyō Sharingan. Years later, Chiren stands in the Hokage Building, addressing Shimura and the Sarutobi clan below with a hearty laugh. "Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, this is your teacher, Senju Tobirama, right? Look! Today...

[Configuring Windows Update... 99%... Please wait] ...My name is Hiroki Sawada. I'm 10 years old and a time traveler. After crossing over, I live in an ordinary residential area in the Hidden Leaf Village and am unmarried. I attend the Ninja Academy and return home no later than 6:00 PM every day. I don't smoke and have no interest in alcohol. My favorite drink is Fat Otaku Sparkling Water. I'm currently a student at the Ninja Academy, excelling in theory and reasonably good in physical skills. I go to bed promptly at 9:00 PM every night and get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I do 20 minutes of yoga to relax my body. Once in bed, I fall into a deep sleep. I sleep through the night, never letting fatigue or stress linger until the next day. Doctors say I'm normal. Of course, I'm only saying this to let you know that I don't have any lofty dreams...

Su Chen traveled to the Doupo World and discovered the pitiful Xiao Yixian, still a child, in a mountain village. Coincidentally, the angel investment system activated, successfully forming a bond with Xiao Yixian. Once the bond is established, the investor's cultivation will be doubled back to the host. Thus... a legendary story unfolded on the Douqi Continent. Su Chen, who fed the poison, and Xiao Yixian, who ate the poison, both became the unrivaled Dou Emperors!!!