When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?

"Ah, Honkai! You're stuck here now, aren't you? Is my body tight?" "Your body feels pretty good, give it to me!" [Heh, you high-dimensional human, you think taking my power will make you useful?] [From today onwards, I, the Honkai Will, will be your voice, I'll love every woman I see. Take your freedom and head to the grave of marriage!] (I changed the title and synopsis a bit, lol. I felt the previous one was too cumbersome.)

Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense

I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.

As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.

While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.

The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:

"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"

Bai Qiong traveled to the Star Dome Railway and awakened the system of the other world.

It issued a series of extraordinary tasks, and the rewards were also incredible -

the baseball bat turned into a big baseball bat, the flame gun turned into a fire stick, the clock trick turned into hypnosis, and Mimi could stop time for a long time...

Gradually, the style of his Star Railway world began to be wrong.

Hua Huo: Please... please, don't burn me with the fire stick again, I won't dare to do it again...

March 7: Those photos in the camera must not be passed on, I don't want other people in the train group to know, please!

Jingliu: No, I have pleaded guilty and accepted the punishment. Do I have to wear a blindfold when I am chained?

Aglaya: Xiadie and I have apologized for that unreasonable trial, what else do you want? !

Bai Qiong: No, I didn't do anything! Why are you exaggerating?

...

This is a story about using the power of the other world to do serious things in the world of Star Railway.

Mu Yun bermimpi. Di dalamnya, ia terjebak di ruangan gelap, terikat di kursi, tak bisa bergerak.

Sosok-sosok hantu bersinar dalam cahaya redup.

Unicorn yang telah lama tak terlihat, kapal pernikahannya, mengangkat kakinya yang menggemaskan dan meletakkannya di pahanya. Matanya kosong, dan senyum cerah tersungging di wajahnya yang gelisah.

"Komandan... apakah Honkai Impact 3 menyenangkan?"

...

Ini pasti mimpi, tidak nyata, tidak nyata.

Ia segera menutup matanya, mencoba mengusir ilusi. Ketika ia membukanya kembali, ia melihat Seele.

"Kapten, kudengar kau beternak keledai di Pulau Rhodes?" ...

Sepertinya ia terlalu lelah akhir-akhir ini, berhalusinasi...

Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

This book is a comprehensive manga with horse girls as the main plot line, covering various games, movies, anime and other information. Please come and take a look, there will definitely be one that suits you~——————————"Another restaurant that was bankrupted by Oguruma has come to complain!" "What!? The Emperor of the East China Sea escaped again after getting vaccinated!?? Hurry up and contact her trainer to catch her back!" "Digital Ellie! You are stalking other horse girls again! I'm going to find your trainer and punish you with a month of solitary training!" "That's who! Fatty! Hurry and catch your grandson, otherwise our cafeteria will have to eat bitter melon with cilantro for the next month!!" Uozuka Saburo looked at the to-do list in his hand, sighed heavily, and helplessly opened his phone and dialed: "Hello? Brother Kiryu, can you help me find Raiden? Just ask his father Armstrong to sponsor another batch of teaching aids for Tresson. The previous batch is almost consumed and damaged!!!"

"Hehe~ Commander, are other foxes fun?" Li Cheng was confused when he heard Akagi's words. What about everyone's promise to protect themselves? As an old salted fish who had half abandoned the game, Li Cheng inexplicably came to his own naval base while playing the game, and the one who caused all this was the profiteer Akashi who had been cheating him of his money. In addition to feeling sorry for his own Conqueror Fox, Li Cheng wanted to see his own naval base with his own eyes, but was stopped by Akashi. "Commander, the naval base is now full of scary ship girls, meow~ Do you really want to go back now instead of waiting for the Royal White Eagles to come back and go back together?" "A real man should be brave to face the yanderes! They are all my ship girls! Brave commander, don't be afraid of difficulties!" "But recently Taiho Akagi and the others have been saying scary things, meow~ For example, tying up the commander..." "Um, when will the Royal and White Eagles come back?" Although the ideas of several people are good, it is a pity that they seem to have been influenced by Ron Taiho and others, and the rest of the people have also become a little abnormal.

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

Veldin: "I am your Si Chen, so do you want to escape?" Skadi: "We agreed to be a lifelong deep-sea hunter." Flawless Butterfly: "There is no boundary between death and death, your Excellency said it yourself." Gillian: "The empire is divided into two halves, we must form a second empire!" Necromancer Wanqi: "My original wish was really just to escape from that prison." 1999→Arknights→Collapse of Iron→Warhammer 40K (Cute Sister Regent Version) This is a light-hearted and happy story (thumbs-up).