Li Xiao becomes Tongtian's fifth direct disciple, and Yunxiao overhears his thoughts!

"Fifth Brother, what are you staring at Dingguangxian for?"

"Nothing, I want to eat rabbit meat!"

[This fellow Dingguangxian wants to betray his religion. How can we kill him? ]

"Fifth Brother, could you please stop being such a jerk?"

[What else can I do if I don’t play the game? I’m already invincible, if I don’t play the game, what else can I do?]

[The three Xiaos are quite pitiful. Yunxiao was pressed under the Qilin Cliff, and Qiongxiao and Bixiao died. I have to save them!]

[Forget it, I can save Jiejiao as well, I’m going to fight Hongjun]

"Why do you think the first sword used by the hero was called the Village Sword?" "As the name suggests, it was the best iron sword in the village." "What if the village had a better iron sword?" "Then add +1 after the name." "But the number is +9527. Are you really not just trying to ride on the hero's popularity?" "Innovation and striving for excellence are my duties as a craftsman." ... "Weiner, we have received a report that you are mass-producing counterfeit and shoddy products. A large number of users have experienced damage to their equipment during battle." "That's nonsense! There is absolutely no problem with the weapons I forged!" "Then how do you explain this fact?" "That's easy. They used my spear to pierce my shield, and the shield went through. Is it because my spear is of good quality or my shield is of poor quality?"

"Aunt Xiangzi, aren't you gone?" Ruo Yexiao, Mu's adopted son, a famous second-generation celebrity, the most sought-after idol of the new era—he traveled back to his mother's high school days and met Toyokawa Xiangzi, whom he remembered as having long since passed away. The great Aunt Xiangzi in his memory met with an accident shortly after the disbandment of the C band. Her death, like a whale's fall, ignited all life. Carrying Xiangzi's legacy, they rose to the pinnacle of the music world together. ...Wait, what is Aunt Xiangzi doing? What's a hen card? Mom's regret, I'll save her! You must form a lifelong band! The hen cards are trying to steal Aunt Xiangzi away from my mom and the other aunts, so I'll just take all the hen cards! But as they slowly get to know each other, Xiao realizes that these "aunts" don't seem quite the same as he remembered them... "Su Shi, that's not allowed!" "Li Xi, I pushed you, Auntie. This isn't right..." Ruo Yexiao realized that he had unknowingly become the core of a terrifying gravitational field. "Don't be afraid, Akatsuki!" At the critical moment, Yana saw Xingcai falling from the sky, "Your system is in my hands! How can my beautiful boy training plan be interfered with by others?" "——System! Add some points to Akatsuki!"

There is no such thing as a peaceful life; it's just that someone is bearing the burden for you. Behind the scenes, where the light cannot illuminate, heroes are fighting bloody battles. [A List of the Top Ten Behind-the-Scenes Heroes of the Myriad Realms] No. 10 Demon Slayer Corps: We, the Demon Slayer Corps, will live forever until the day Demon Slayer dies. No. 9 Night Raid Team: We are all professional assassins. No. 8 Straw Hat Pirates: Nika and Luffy ignite the summer. No. 7 Dragon Slayer Lu Mingfei: We are all little monsters... No. 2 Emperor Ye: He quelled the turmoil, destroyed the forbidden zone, and suppressed all enemies in the world. No. 1 Desolate Emperor: A young man born in the Great Wilderness, destined for greatness, he reigns supreme for eternity. When the life of the Desolate Emperor is revealed, the myriad realms are shocked and moved to tears.

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

[Daily life + Campus + Funny + All-inclusive without stock speculation + Super sweet love + Bad friends pitting each other]

Lao Lu, the head teacher of Class 3, Grade 3, proposed that Nan'an No. 1 Middle School add a new school rule:

It is forbidden to date the person sitting in front of you, your deskmate, or the person sitting diagonally in front of you at the same time!

Add one more:

It is forbidden to hook up with graduated seniors!

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There are no bitter and vengeful heroes and villains, only the purest school days.

This book contains vulgar language, because the author's student days were full of vulgar language, so please do not read if you mind.

So far, -1 person has learned the skills of picking up girls through this book and got a beautiful girl. Come and try it too!

(Shop opening + Internet cafe + Another world + Game + Crossover anime + Customer nurturing + Lighthearted and fun + Semi-invincible + No female lead)

In a strange world where cultivators are everywhere and martial artists are worthless, Xingyu activated a god-level internet cafe system.

Here, playing games can improve your cultivation level, acquire game skills, and even exchange for all sorts of incredible items.

The eldest son of a city lord: "Is this some kind of game?!"

"What game can take you to a completely new world you've never seen before?!"

"Wait, playing games can actually improve your cultivation level?!"

A certain prodigy exclaimed, "This...this, my god, this is simply an unprecedented new cultivation system!"

A certain weapon-forging genius exclaimed, "Incredible! What is this Gatling gun? Wait, this world actually has such a convenient and amazing device as a smartphone!"

A girl enters a city ravaged by a zombie virus; "Waaah~~ These children are so pitiful, I must find a way to save them. That damned, heartless boss, he actually limited my time to save the world."

Standing on the left is the bodyguard who is being nurtured—young Kakarot; standing on the right is the master chef—Master Chef.

Xingyu, standing in the middle, sighed helplessly, "A bunch of internet addicts...young people...middle-aged people...wait, where did this old man come from!"

Currently popular internet cafe games include: Dynasty Warriors, Dying Light (Zombie), Dungeon Fighter Online, Grand Theft Auto, Sekiro...

P.S.: Not having played the game won't affect your reading experience, so please enjoy.

(I'd like to recommend my older book, "Terror Resurgence: I Feed Ghosts with My Body Just to Survive," which is 1.5 million words long and complete. If you like supernatural stories and not the typical light novel type, you might want to check it out.)

"Little one, you've followed me all this way, and you're already so eager to become my disciple? You should know that I, the Palace Master, am usually very busy."

"But, I really want to become stronger, you big fox demon."

Looking at the child with white fox ears and tail in front of her, Yae no Miko smiled slightly. "Senior Fox Palace, you can't escape my grasp now."

"It's not impossible for me, Tsukasa, to teach you how to become stronger, but I don't want to be your master. The word 'master' makes me sound really old. From now on, you can call me Tsukasa-neechan."

"It's not impossible for me to teach you my skills, as long as you can persuade—no, convince—a shrine maiden to live at Narukami Shrine, and I'll teach you all my tricks."

(Qin's Moon + Tianjiu + History, slow burn, not about conquest, but about the Bad Commander.)

In a time of great strife, everyone struggles amidst the chaos.

Some fight for power, some for survival, and some for the world.

As Ying Zheng's younger brother, he starts by picking up Jing Ni as his wife.

From then on, I started practicing Taoism while others practiced martial arts.

As the scroll of history slowly unfolds, and then unfolds again.

Beauty, fame, wealth, and power came one after another.

Years later, when I casually picked up a globe, I realized that the territory of my great Qin Dynasty seemed a bit too large.

In 1644, the Ming Dynasty began as a Kryptonian. Just ask King Chuang, Wu Sangui, and the Regent: are you afraid?... In the Seventh Universe, a company composed of countless time travelers, we are a group of capable, organized, idealistic, and...