Carl inexplicably transmigrated into the Marvel universe... This is the Marvel universe, a world fraught with disaster. Who knows, while you're sleeping at home, a Hulk might go berserk and start smashing things, inadvertently affecting you in your sleep... There are even aliens and dimensional beings eyeing Earth with predatory intent. Even humanity itself isn't safe; there are always mutants aspiring to be terrorists, and villains trying to control or destroy the world... Even S.H.I.E.L.D., which outwardly maintains world security, is nearly 80% actually Hydra... After receiving the original owner's memories, Carl immediately wanted to use his Chinese identity to go to China, until he heard: 【System Activation in progress... System Activation Complete...】
Li Xian transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and was reborn in Holy Soul Village, where his peer was none other than Tang San. On the day his Martial Soul awakened, he gained the ability to modify time. His first use of it resulted in a hundredfold critical hit from his spirit rings! "What? A ten-thousand-year spirit ring?" When his opponent saw that the first spirit ring to appear on Li Xian's body was black, he was completely stunned. Advancing to Great Soul Master, he modified a thousand years; advancing to Soul Venerable, he modified ten thousand years… "Wait, what the heck is that red spirit ring?" "It's fake! I must not be fully awake." "Referee, referee! Look at him!" "He's only level 70, and all his spirit rings are red!?" Li Xian declared, "Red is nothing! Have you ever seen a blue spirit ring? Want to see a golden one? I even have a ten-million-year one!" [PS: No group, no harem, insane leveling up + all-out assault]
[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity
"Why do you think the first sword used by the hero was called the Village Sword?" "As the name suggests, it was the best iron sword in the village." "What if the village had a better iron sword?" "Then add +1 after the name." "But the number is +9527. Are you really not just trying to ride on the hero's popularity?" "Innovation and striving for excellence are my duties as a craftsman." ... "Weiner, we have received a report that you are mass-producing counterfeit and shoddy products. A large number of users have experienced damage to their equipment during battle." "That's nonsense! There is absolutely no problem with the weapons I forged!" "Then how do you explain this fact?" "That's easy. They used my spear to pierce my shield, and the shield went through. Is it because my spear is of good quality or my shield is of poor quality?"
Original title: "Rebirth of a Free and Easy Journey" [Copyright] In a previous life, Meng Yuan traveled to the immortal realm and cultivated for five hundred years, ultimately failing to overcome his tribulation and perishing. Unexpectedly, after death, he traveled back to the modern world, where the five hundred years passed like a dream. In this modern society, where spiritual energy is scarce, cultivation seems impossible, but Meng Yuan never forgets his long-cherished wish: to achieve immortality and freedom. — Urban Immortal Cultivation, Daily Life. The author is motivated by love and has cut off some of her own leg flesh. If you don't like this article, please leave it untranslated. I'd be grateful! — Recommended by a gay friend, female food writer id 7560582. "Grandma's Little Restaurant [Food]" Copy: Qin Qingqiu, a top-tier quick-transmigration salesperson, completes all the tasks assigned by the main system and without hesitation returns to the small, 18th-tier city deep in her memory. Her grandmother, who raised her with great difficulty in her previous life, passed away due to illness after being mistreated by her uncle and aunt. This time, Qin Qingqiu takes her grandmother to live with her without hesitation. Huai County's relaxed pace of life makes it a perfect place for retirement, so Qin Qingqiu started thinking about opening a small private restaurant. On the first day, the restaurant's lack of business had her grandmother worried, fearing it would fail within a few days. But then, seeing the room full of diners clamoring for their orders, her grandmother adopted a new kind of anxiety: "Don't let all those diners tire out your little Qiuqiu!" A heartwarming foodie post, check it out!
Li Xiao becomes Tongtian's fifth direct disciple, and Yunxiao overhears his thoughts!
"Fifth Brother, what are you staring at Dingguangxian for?"
"Nothing, I want to eat rabbit meat!"
[This fellow Dingguangxian wants to betray his religion. How can we kill him? ]
"Fifth Brother, could you please stop being such a jerk?"
[What else can I do if I don’t play the game? I’m already invincible, if I don’t play the game, what else can I do?]
[The three Xiaos are quite pitiful. Yunxiao was pressed under the Qilin Cliff, and Qiongxiao and Bixiao died. I have to save them!]
[Forget it, I can save Jiejiao as well, I’m going to fight Hongjun]
【No CP】
Ever since a human fish cub appeared in prison, the ruthless criminals on Black Mercury, the ones everyone shunned, said: "Life is really too hard!" Fighting? Swearing? If you lead Luoluo astray, the East District boss will be the first to beat you up.
Lolo lacks new clothes?
The boss of the South District waved his hand, and immediately the cubs had all kinds of sweaters and skirts. All the bald beasts in the South District cried.
Lolo has no milk to drink?
The West District boss had a question mark face: Then go to the production, no, go find it!
There are always beasts in the North District drooling over the cubs, but they don't know that the object of their drool is actually thinking about their 108 ways of steaming, frying, stir-frying and boiling while holding up their chubby cheeks and blinking their big blue eyes every day.
She! Lolo! So fierce!
In order to feed the spoiled and gluttonous little Lolo, everyone on Black Mercury was busy as hell. They transformed the interstellar prison into a large-scale breeding base for birds and beasts (? ) and also forced hundreds of millions of interstellar viewers to become part of the army of cloud-raised cubs.
It is a story about a three-year-old mermaid cub who struggles to survive in a world full of sand sculptures.
[Bao, do you want to raise fish? The kind for three-year-olds.]
What is fate? Destiny? God's will? Irreversible? I don't understand. I just know I can't bear to see a beauty's gray hair, and a sword will destroy my love. -------------------------------------------------------. The most beloved beauty, the love story I hate the most. It seems that no great writer has written about it yet, so I have to do it myself to resolve my resentment. Recently, the updates have been unstable, so I am immature, long-winded, and slow to warm up. Please forgive me. [Thanks to Yiqiankejun for the cover]
Q: When you enter the fast-travel world with a cannon fodder mission, but in the first world, you recognize the wrong protagonist and successfully bring the paranoid heroine home. You also accidentally increase the disgust value that should have been increased to 100% love value. What should you do?
Jiang Ling: What else can I do? Run!
In order to complete the task, Jiang Ling had to torture the heroine physically and mentally to the maximum hatred value, and finally successfully escaped death.
When she thought the system failure was fixed and she could successfully carry out the next task, she found that the heroine's yandere attribute had been completely activated by her, and the target was only her.
Xianxia Script [√]: On the wedding day of the fairy-like heroine, the man opened his scarlet eyes and used the phoenix's heart blood to seal his fate with her.
Entertainment industry script [√]: The gentle and lovely heroine releases her coolness anytime and anywhere in the love variety show, and is strongly bound to a romantic relationship with her.
Ancient script [√]: In order to marry her, the heroine holding the golden finger handed her a wedding dress and asked her to put it on, and then went to the bridal chamber with her.
…
Jiang Ling: Trembling.
☆Tip: 1v1 top and bottom.
To save her life, Qiao Yu slept with the newly-coming heroine. To curry her favor, Qiao Yu then offended her CEO aunt, a wildly popular actress, and a powerful and influential female tycoon in Beijing. And then—she promptly devolved into a frail, helpless omega. Qiao Yu: This is outrageous. [-Private.] Weibo @一辫细腰 Follow-up post: "Crazy [Quick Transmigration]" A collection copy—"Stop fighting for me! You won't get anyone killed!"