【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

【The whole family reads the heart + eats melons + group pampering + rich family + entertainment circle】

Ji Fei was seduced and turned into a rich family's resentful wife who was about to be divorced.

【Oh no! After the divorce, I have money, beauty and singleness, what husband do I need! Ah? I was framed... Divorce! Hurry up! If the truth is discovered, I can't escape! 】

President Qin, who is about to sign the divorce agreement: ??? Soon, the president's secretary who is trusted by the whole company was taken away by the police. After the divorce failed, Ji Fei could only continue to be the wife of a rich family, fortunately, she had the melon-eating system to accompany her.

【What? The orphan that the elder sister-in-law wants to adopt is left by her husband's ex-girlfriend? The elder brother-in-law is trying to eat a gigolo! 】

The elder sister-in-law who was forced to adopt because of infertility: !!! That night, the elder sister-in-law chased away the ungrateful family.

【Shock! The younger brother-in-law admitted his childhood sweetheart and broke his true love's heart. After discovering the truth, won't he chase his wife to the crematorium? 】

The younger brother-in-law who was defending the little white flower and blaming his fiancée: what! A few days later, the younger brother-in-law kicked away the little white flower who knocked on the door in the middle of the night and knelt down in front of his fiancée.

【What a sin! The younger sister-in-law was actually a love-brained person. She was about to elope with the greasy man behind her family's back. She didn't even know that the meal was just the takeaway ordered by the scumbag and repackaged? ! 】

The sister-in-law was telling her boyfriend that she felt true love after cooking a meal for her and hoped her family would accept her gangster boyfriend:……

After returning to school, the sister-in-law emptied her mind and slammed the lunch box on the scumbag's face.

[The melons around me have been eaten, so go and look at other people's. ]

All members of the Qin family turned into civets in the melon field: Wait, what melon, take us to eat together!!! There are three good things in life: eating melons, gossiping, and joining in the fun!!

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

[Quanzong mind reading + group pet + full-level boss + no CP cool article]

In Mo Jiuwei's last reincarnation before her ascension, she became a disabled and mute baby.

Old Liu, who had been out in the cold of winter, ignored his own hunger and brought this blue-frozen baby girl back to the shabby sect. The fellow disciples, with their help, scraped some cloth and some food, and managed to save the poor little girl's life.

Then everyone discovered - something incredible!

[This little old man actually possesses immortal essence and doesn't even know it? He's wasted all these years.]

[Hey, is there a spiritual energy fluctuation nearby? Let me calculate... Oh, a spiritual creature is about to appear in the nearby Qingfeng Ridge.]

[Senior Sister Yue was cheated on by her lover and defrauded of her money and sex! This is outrageous!]

[A hell-level secret realm is about to open? Nonsense! This is clearly the richest secret realm you'll ever encounter. You can just carry a sack and pick up gold! Why don't you hurry and get in!]

Mo Jiuwei found that everything around her began to change, starting with her own food, clothing and daily expenses which had obviously improved.

Then he looked again. Huh? How come the entire sect has become a big boss in the eyes of the immortal world? Even the Dalmatian he raised can fight ten people at once!

That’s great! In that case, she can just lie back and enjoy this life!

As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.

· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.

Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!

Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.

Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.

Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.

Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.

Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.

Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.

Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.

"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"

Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!

The Taoist genius girl, Qing Li, was captured by the terrifying world to participate in a survival game.

The ghost creatures wept bitterly, collectively holding banners—pleading to be sent away!

While other players frantically fled from the ghost creatures, she, carrying a large axe, chased the creatures madly as they tried to escape.

In the eerie hospital with a ghost playing hide-and-seek, she chopped off the ghost creature’s legs, saying, “Run, see where you can go!”

In the death bus, she kicked the driver away with one foot, transforming herself into the road’s female Yama, saying, “Hey, beautiful ghost sister, want to take a ride? The fare is just two eyeballs.”

In the cannibalistic hotel, facing a female ghost with a chainsaw, she smiled and said, “Is it your choice to die willingly, or do you choose a shortcut with me?”

The trembling ghost creatures: Who the heck is the antagonist here?

Live-stream viewers: Elegant, too elegant!

But only when facing Chu Ci did everyone realize that Qing Li had another side.

Qing Li: Dr. Chu, the horror world is so scary. I can’t sleep alone at night because I’m afraid.

Chu Ci: Busy with work, can’t get away.

Qing Li: Resign then, I’ll chop ghosts to support you!

Ghost creatures: ⊙▽⊙

(Interstellar Games + Horror Games + Female Lead with No CP [no romantic pairing])

Ye Yuxi had lived in the interstellar era for 20 years before she finally remembered—she was a glorious transmigrator. Before transmigrating, she had been a hardcore fan of horror games; after transmigrating, she just so happened to become a university student majoring in game design.

But in this interstellar world, everyone—men and women alike—was a powerhouse who worshipped blood and violence. The most popular games were all about shooting and combat, centered around hunting Zergs and zombies. No matter how she searched the star network, there wasn’t a single concept of supernatural horror games!

What did that mean?

That meant a blue ocean of opportunity just for her!

And so, Ye Yuxi rolled up her sleeves and decided to give the interstellar crowd a taste of good old-fashioned ghostly terror!

She launched "Campus Horror Night".

The interstellar players were terrified: “We’ve never been this scared to go to school in our lives!”

She launched "Residential Battle Royale".

The interstellar players cried: “This isn’t how the battle royales I’ve played go!”

She launched "A Loving Home".

The interstellar players lost their minds: “Where’s my blanket barrier? Is there even a safe place left in this world?!”

Later, after receiving the 10,086th complaint text from another macho man or woman who had been scared senseless, Ye Yuxi calmly accepted an interview and said:

“At first, I just wanted to make a little game I personally liked. I never thought it would become so popular, so I made a few more…”

Terrified players: Thank you so much for that, really!

On the first day of Sang Yu's time travel, he was pulled into a strange live broadcast room.

In order to survive, she was forced to participate in the horror game.

"Ding, your system is online"

Just when Sang Yu thought he had secured a golden finger...

System: "Ding, welcome to bind to the Love Brain Strategy System."

While other players were progressing in the horror game, Sang Yu was forced to improve the favorability of the yandere ghost.

When other players are running away in fear from terrifying ghosts...

System: "See that scary monster? Go up and kiss him."

Sang Yu: “…”

An Rugu just graduated from university and returned to her small, mountain village to inherit a rundown Daoist temple.

The Daoist temple is simple and solemn, but there are no visitors, and there is no money for incense.

She heard that doing livestreams can earn money, so she decided to give it a try.

But her livestream isn’t singing and dancing—she tells fortunes.

——————

A divination livestream appeared on the Shark streaming platform, and the netizens who saw it dismissed it at first.

[It’s 2021, and there are still people who practice feudal superstition.] [Look at you, you scam artist.]

But soon enough, the comments changed completely.

[Ah, master, you said my head was a little green, and my boyfriend who has been with me for ten years really cheated on me!]

[Master, you said that I was facing a bloody disaster. Thank you, master, for saving my life.]

After becoming popular, An Rugu somehow took over the task of promoting the Netherworld and became its spokesperson to the living.

Livestream divination to the living during the day—live attraction for ghosts at night.

[My grandpa came to me in a dream and told me to burn more paper money, so he can reward the streamer with dream money. Damn, the Netherworld really exists?!”]

[F*ck! The thief cried and returned the money to me after seeing the appearance of Hell in the livestream. He said he doesn’t want to go to Hell in the future.]

—————

Slice of life—except that An Rugu’s daily life consists of livestream divinations, conversing with denizens of the Netherworld, and running a halfway home for ghosts who don’t want to reincarnate yet.

Oh, and she also manages a small Daoist temple atop a pretty mountain with a magnificent view of the sky, rising through the clouds.

[Eavesdropping on inner thoughts + cheat ability + beloved by the group] Note: There is a male lead!

There are two evils in the underworld: one is a flower, and the other is a book.

After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, developed intelligence, it relied on its innate abilities to eat melons and do nothing all day.

After a thousand years, a red spider lily transformed into human form. Yama, the King of Hell, seeing her promising talent, made an exception and appointed her as Meng Po's assistant.

She did a good job at first, but the longer it went on, the more bored she became.

Until one day, these two bumped into each other.

They became inseparable, and things quickly spiraled out of control. You gossiped, and I listened to stories; slowly, they became two scourges in the underworld, even stripping a passing dog bare of its fur.

Even the King of Hell is worried!

We might as well send these two back to Earth for a makeshift rebirth, but those two are no pushovers!

They caused chaos in the underworld, and before anyone knew it, the two were bound together.

Prime Minister's Residence

[Little Shushu, are you sure this is really my dad?! How can he betray his own daughter like this?!]

[Little Flower, I checked, he's your biological father...]

Old Man Yun: ....

[Little scholar, does our emperor know that the only princess he has ever loved and cherished throughout his life is not his child?]

[Little Flower, as far as I know, this old emperor never knew until his death that he had raised someone else's daughter his entire life.]

The Emperor: ......

[Huh? Little Flower, I've discovered I can access Yama's storage ring!]

Really? Little Bookworm, quick... quick, bring out some treasures so we can see...

King Yama: ...Where did my things go?

[Little Flower, this man is rich, handsome, and short-lived. Why don't you take him in?]

Yunhua: ...