[Mind Reading + Pet of the Group + Transmigration into a Book + System + Pretending to be Weak to Strike Powerful Enemies + Cannon Fodder’s Counterattack]

Xiao Chuchu transmigrated with a palace scheming system and foreknowledge about the future into the early-passing cannon fodder princess in the book.

Her Father Emperor would be poisoned to death, her Mother Consort forced to die in burial with Father Emperor, her elder brother and entire maternal family – loyal officials – would meet cruel fates!

The Xiao Dynasty would soon be destroyed under the new Emperor’s hand.

[Mother Consort ah, you did not fight or snatch, yet still incurred the jealousy of the Imperial Noble Consort, who issued an order for you to be buried alive with Father Emperor!]

[Elder brother ah, accomplished in both civil and military affairs, yet still viewed with suspicion by the new Emperor after Father Emperor’s death, plotted against and killed at the border pass.]

[Maternal grandfather ah, clean and honest your whole life yet still falsely charged by the new Emperor with six major crimes, your whole family exiled and killed!]

[Father Emperor ah, you were poison-swapped and killed while concocting elixirs and seeking the Dao by the Imperial Consort. After your death, the new Emperor abolished old laws, killed hundreds of loyal officials, imprisoned top generals, borders lost, people struggling to survive! Our ancestors’ legacy destroyed in less than two years!]

As Xiao Chuchu suckled milk, her Father Emperor, Mother Consort, elder brother, and maternal grandfather were all dumbstruck.

[Oh no, it’s over.]

Xiao Chuchu lamented that she was but a baby, able to do nothing.

But very quickly she noticed something amiss –

Her Mother Consort, rising higher and higher in rank, Noble Lady, Concubine, Consort, Noble Consort…much favored among the six palaces.

Her elder brother, originally unrelated to the throne, was established as Crown Prince.

Her maternal grandfather’s family, quite valued and relied upon…

Her Emperor Father still hadn’t died!

On the contrary, the treacherous Empress, Consorts, and new Emperor met their ends prematurely…?

How could things turn out this way?

Xiao Chuchu didn’t understand.

Soon her Father unified six nations ahead of time, opened maritime prohibitions, started mutual markets, took the Silk Road…the Xiao Dynasty rose to great power!

【The whole family reads the heart + eats melons + group pampering + rich family + entertainment circle】

Ji Fei was seduced and turned into a rich family's resentful wife who was about to be divorced.

【Oh no! After the divorce, I have money, beauty and singleness, what husband do I need! Ah? I was framed... Divorce! Hurry up! If the truth is discovered, I can't escape! 】

President Qin, who is about to sign the divorce agreement: ??? Soon, the president's secretary who is trusted by the whole company was taken away by the police. After the divorce failed, Ji Fei could only continue to be the wife of a rich family, fortunately, she had the melon-eating system to accompany her.

【What? The orphan that the elder sister-in-law wants to adopt is left by her husband's ex-girlfriend? The elder brother-in-law is trying to eat a gigolo! 】

The elder sister-in-law who was forced to adopt because of infertility: !!! That night, the elder sister-in-law chased away the ungrateful family.

【Shock! The younger brother-in-law admitted his childhood sweetheart and broke his true love's heart. After discovering the truth, won't he chase his wife to the crematorium? 】

The younger brother-in-law who was defending the little white flower and blaming his fiancée: what! A few days later, the younger brother-in-law kicked away the little white flower who knocked on the door in the middle of the night and knelt down in front of his fiancée.

【What a sin! The younger sister-in-law was actually a love-brained person. She was about to elope with the greasy man behind her family's back. She didn't even know that the meal was just the takeaway ordered by the scumbag and repackaged? ! 】

The sister-in-law was telling her boyfriend that she felt true love after cooking a meal for her and hoped her family would accept her gangster boyfriend:……

After returning to school, the sister-in-law emptied her mind and slammed the lunch box on the scumbag's face.

[The melons around me have been eaten, so go and look at other people's. ]

All members of the Qin family turned into civets in the melon field: Wait, what melon, take us to eat together!!! There are three good things in life: eating melons, gossiping, and joining in the fun!!

A non-traditional cultivation novel featuring a bold female protagonist. Proceed with caution if this isn’t your cup of tea!

[Mind Reading + System + Transmigration into a Book + Cultivation + Group Pampering]

Xiao Xiao unexpectedly dies and transmigrates into a cannon fodder substitute in a Mary Sue-style cultivation novel where the Female Protagonist’s admirers eventually gouge out her Golden Core to save the Female Protagonist.

Luckily, she has a system. Unluckily, it’s not a Comeback System but a useless Retrieval System.

What else could she do? She can only keep her head down, avoid forming her Golden Core, and dodge the tragic fate of being gutted.

[“Master is so amazing, yet he was tragically taken over by someone just to save his disciple. And that disciple, upon learning the truth, not only refused to seek revenge but even tangled up with the perpetrator. How ungrateful!”]

Master: ?!

[“First Senior Brother is a peerless talent and should have become a great Sword Immortal. But to save the one he loves, his Life-Bound Sword broke, and his dantian was destroyed. He ended up as a useless cripple.”]

First Senior Brother: ?!!

[“Second Senior Brother had it even worse. He wasn’t skilled in combat and only loved refining pills. Because of his low combat ability, he became a pawn in the Male and Female Protagonists’ schemes. He was captured to threaten Third Junior Sister, who refused to bow her head and was brutally dismembered.”]

Second Senior Brother: ?!!!

[“Sigh, and you thought she was your bestie? Turns out she’s been hooking up with your fiancé behind your back. They’re even planning to team up to get rid of you!”]

Cannon Fodder 1: F***!

[“And the other cannon fodders, who should have had brighter futures, ended up…”]

Various Cannon Fodders: !!!

Xiao Xiao initially just wanted to use the system to quietly watch the drama unfold. Who would’ve thought the cannon fodders, originally supposed to fawn over the Female Protagonist, would start flocking around her?

[Quanzong mind reading + group pet + full-level boss + no CP cool article]

In Mo Jiuwei's last reincarnation before her ascension, she became a disabled and mute baby.

Old Liu, who had been out in the cold of winter, ignored his own hunger and brought this blue-frozen baby girl back to the shabby sect. The fellow disciples, with their help, scraped some cloth and some food, and managed to save the poor little girl's life.

Then everyone discovered - something incredible!

[This little old man actually possesses immortal essence and doesn't even know it? He's wasted all these years.]

[Hey, is there a spiritual energy fluctuation nearby? Let me calculate... Oh, a spiritual creature is about to appear in the nearby Qingfeng Ridge.]

[Senior Sister Yue was cheated on by her lover and defrauded of her money and sex! This is outrageous!]

[A hell-level secret realm is about to open? Nonsense! This is clearly the richest secret realm you'll ever encounter. You can just carry a sack and pick up gold! Why don't you hurry and get in!]

Mo Jiuwei found that everything around her began to change, starting with her own food, clothing and daily expenses which had obviously improved.

Then he looked again. Huh? How come the entire sect has become a big boss in the eyes of the immortal world? Even the Dalmatian he raised can fight ten people at once!

That’s great! In that case, she can just lie back and enjoy this life!

【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.

· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.

Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!

Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.

Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.

Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.

Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.

Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.

Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.

Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.

"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"

Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!

[Eavesdropping on inner thoughts + cheat ability + beloved by the group] Note: There is a male lead!

There are two evils in the underworld: one is a flower, and the other is a book.

After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, developed intelligence, it relied on its innate abilities to eat melons and do nothing all day.

After a thousand years, a red spider lily transformed into human form. Yama, the King of Hell, seeing her promising talent, made an exception and appointed her as Meng Po's assistant.

She did a good job at first, but the longer it went on, the more bored she became.

Until one day, these two bumped into each other.

They became inseparable, and things quickly spiraled out of control. You gossiped, and I listened to stories; slowly, they became two scourges in the underworld, even stripping a passing dog bare of its fur.

Even the King of Hell is worried!

We might as well send these two back to Earth for a makeshift rebirth, but those two are no pushovers!

They caused chaos in the underworld, and before anyone knew it, the two were bound together.

Prime Minister's Residence

[Little Shushu, are you sure this is really my dad?! How can he betray his own daughter like this?!]

[Little Flower, I checked, he's your biological father...]

Old Man Yun: ....

[Little scholar, does our emperor know that the only princess he has ever loved and cherished throughout his life is not his child?]

[Little Flower, as far as I know, this old emperor never knew until his death that he had raised someone else's daughter his entire life.]

The Emperor: ......

[Huh? Little Flower, I've discovered I can access Yama's storage ring!]

Really? Little Bookworm, quick... quick, bring out some treasures so we can see...

King Yama: ...Where did my things go?

[Little Flower, this man is rich, handsome, and short-lived. Why don't you take him in?]

Yunhua: ...

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]

No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)

Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.

However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!

When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.

Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."

All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.

She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!

As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!

[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]

The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...

Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.

[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]

General Yunhui: ...

[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]

emperor:……

After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.