I never thought that I could practice while walking and become a big boss even when lying down.
People say: Be a salted fish with dreams. You want to turn over, but accidentally the salted fish sticks to the pan.
Oops! It’s all over…
Is it the injustice of fate, or the hero’s triumphant song!
The legendary world where one controls the universe in his hands, steps on the stars, and flies with swords has really come into being.
All kinds of big guys gathered together.
The fairy said: Don’t soak me, there is no boiling water at home, so I can’t be cooked.
The boss said: Come, play mahjong?
Su Xun was very distressed because he was despised by everyone and flowers withered at his sight wherever he went.
As he famously said, no matter how handsome you are, you will always attract jealousy and hatred.
Other people’s handsomeness makes people chase them all over the street, but his handsomeness makes people chop him down all over five streets.
A traveler who just returned from another world suddenly discovered that huge cracks leading to another world were constantly appearing on the earth. Monsters, demons, and magical empires followed one after another. The end of the world has arrived - no wonder! The traveler said that at this time, of course, he would call the police immediately.
P.S.1: This book is not an apocalyptic novel. I emphasize again that it is not an apocalyptic novel, nor is it a military novel.
ps2: Although the author is no longer a newbie, please don’t tease me.
ps3: New group number 588314638
"I know that there is a pair of eyes watching us in ways I cannot understand."
I know that there is a pair of hands that are manipulating us in ways beyond our imagination.
Our thoughts have been rewritten.
Our bodies are imprisoned.
I know that you are beings from a higher dimension.
I know you call yourselves players.
Today, I, Lu Yuan, bear the weight of tens of thousands of game lives that are considered useless data.
Formally to you in higher dimensions
Declare war!
......
......
Lu Yuan concluded his impassioned speech and slowly walked down from the platform. Looking at the dungeon boss, who was strapped to an electric chair, he spoke earnestly.
"Fellow villager, hang in there, this is all for your own good."
(Qiuqiu's QQ group number: 748553822)
Aatrox: "How can I obtain an ideal body? If you can't tell me, you will die!" Zuo Chi: "I only know a little bit! Keep heading north to the endless frozen land called Freljord, maybe you can get a decent body there!" Ashe: "Zuo Chi, what should I do to unify Freljord!" Zuo Chi: "This... I only know a little bit! You can find a man who knows a little bit about everything as your blood ally!" Viego: "Isold, my love, how can I meet you again!" Zuo Chi: "Well, I know a little bit..."
When the dragon breathed its flames, all I saw was "Error 404: Dragon Breath File Not Found." As a bug tester transported to a game world, I discovered that this world of swords and magic seemed like an unfinished product. The invincible demon king's shield code was "HP=1"; the loyal knight's pathfinding AI would lead him into a cesspool; the sacred dragon would occasionally get stuck in its own doorway due to model misalignment. Others adventure with holy swords, I adventure... with F12 and a heart that wanted to punch all my fellow programmers. Elements: [Hodgepodge worldview], [Pseudo-D&D], [Bug exploitation]
Zheng Qing'an, having traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, was forced to combine weapon forging and firearm design to secure a foothold. He created the first magical pistol (the single-barreled thunder gun), a magical rifle (the Thousand-Step Falling Feather Gun), a submachine gun, a heavy machine gun, a sniper rifle... Thus, the art of weapon forging in this world took a sudden and bizarre turn. Countless years later, as the Ziwei-class survey satellite soared high in the heavens, its vast divine consciousness sealed the heavens and earth; as the Taixu heavy artillery zeroed in on the enemy, its one-shot flying swords unleashed a saturation fire; as the Black Turtle-class heavy puppet chariots swept across the battlefield, crushing all obstacles; as the Luanniao-class aerospace shuttles pierced the sky, creating a continuous sonic boom; as the Zhuri-class sword case opened its silo, guided by the survey satellite, striking with precision from thousands of miles away; as the Xingtian-class...
(Spoiler alert, happy ending) They say you can't survive in another world without a cheat code, so what about me? What cheat code do I need? Do I want to become Long Aotian, a man with unparalleled luck, a cold smile, and the power to turn the world upside down? Or do I want to have infinite replays, reverse time, and have everything end perfectly? Even countless skills, like a melee mage and a violent healer, would be great! And so, Han Xia, who tenaciously survived, his dream came true: he finally had a cheat code... his wife. "Invincible? Rebirth? System? That's right, none of that stuff on the labels has anything to do with me. As for passion? See this hatchet on my chest? Passionate enough!?"
(This is definitely not an urban supernatural story disguised as magic. The magic performances are rigorous and objective!)
The Magician's Code:
1. Absolutely believe in science
2. Never perform magic in front of Muggles
3. The magician’s character must not be destroyed
Remember, if someone asks, just say it's a trick, the magic must be fake, fake, fake!
One day, Jiang Shu discovered that he could gain corresponding supernatural powers by performing magic tricks, so he believed in science on stage and fought hard off stage.
Performing some magic tricks and solving some unsolved cases is the ordinary daily life of an ordinary magician in the cyberpunk world.
Book Friends Group 1: 1051692869
(Cyberpunk world view, no direct connection with the game, no reading difficulties)
(Logical reasoning, magic solving, magic analysis, and easy daily life, all of the above will appear)
Founded in the year 4233 of the Jiuzhou calendar, the Lingjian Sect has dedicated itself to providing top-tier immortal cultivation talent for millennia. Currently ranked as one of the five most elite sects in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, its leader, Feng Yin Zhenren, serves as one of the seven executive elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, possessing unparalleled cultivation. The Lingjian Sect upholds the principles of peace and development, with its core values centered on the pursuit of truth, kindness, and the pursuit of seed. To further expand the sect's strength and recruit new talent, a conference for immortality will be held soon, and elites from all walks of life are cordially invited to attend.
Still the original moral integrity
Still as funny
In a wasteland world devastated by natural disasters, the surviving human civilization has huddled in a corner, gasping for breath for a century. Faced with a heavily polluted environment, powerful mutated creatures, rampant undead, and mysterious witches... what will become of the mercenaries who have inexplicably turned into beautiful girls?